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Neelu, you discounted allBolywood and IMDB readers ratings. Let me try and give one more the the HT list of best of 2008, as chosen by Bolywood directors ( there are 18 in all and quite represntative.)
Rock On: 10
A Wednesday: 9
Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na: 5
Oye Lucky Lucky Oye: 4
Jodhaa Akbar: 3
Ghajini: 3
Khda Ke Liye : 2
Rab Ne Ban Di Jodi: 1
Bachna Ae Haseno: 1
Yuvraj:1
As you can see, among the Medoum and big budget filsm, only Rock On and JTYJAN are ahead of Ghajini, and it’s on par with JA.
Gulzar: A Wednesday and Yuvvraaj.


Gulzar: A Wednesday and Yuvvraaj.
Imtiaz Ali: Mumbai Meri Jaan, Oye Lucky! Lucky Oye! and Rock On!.
Rakesh Roshan: Jodhaa Akbar, A Wednesday and Rock On!.
Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra: The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire.
Vipul Shah: Jodhaa Akbar, Mumbai Meri Jaan, A Wednesday, Rock On! and Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na.


http://www.desipundit.com/baradwajrangan/2008/12/27/review-ghajini-2/#comments
The last two paras:
“One significant departure from the Tamil version is the climax – they’ve thankfully streamlined it (in other words, the villain has no equally evil twin) and they’ve also shaped the Jiah Khan character to function as an agent of closure. By replicating an earlier moment of loss, Murugadoss is able to squeeze in a couple of effective emotional beats into a segment which was earlier just about choreographed fisticuffs.
But the kind of fix there needed to be more of is the replacement of the generic dance item in the second half of the older film with the far more situational (and therefore, far more relevant) Kaise mujhe tum mil gayi, just after Sanjay takes leave of Kalpana and just before you sense something terrible is about to happen. The aching sense of separation – virah, if you want to look at it in old-world terms – is one those things you didn’t know needed to be there till you actually see it there, and the way the song is staged glazes the central love story with a layer of heartfelt sentiment. A few more touches like this one, and this violent tale of revenge might have actually stuck around in some corner of the mind fifteen minutes after stepping out of the theatre.”


Link: http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/review-of-ghajini/
Review by : Stefan in Twitchfilm.net
The tattoos on the body, the Polaroid snaps, the notes scattered around the house, and the smoking gun evidence? Short term memory loss, happening every 15 minutes. If this doesn’t seem like Christopher Nolan’s masterpiece Memento, then I don’t know what does. Written and directed by A.R. Murugadoss, I don’t see much of a nod of acknowledgement to Nolan’s work, and falls back on the fact that this is a Hindi remake of Murugadoss’ own Tamil movie of the same name Ghajini, produced in 2005 (Nolan’s was in 2000), which joins the ranks of films having their titles named after the chief villain.
In any case this isn’t the first time that we see very obvious similarities in premise and characters being adopted for Bollywood’s own productions, and the shot-in-Singapore Krrish comes to mind as well, as they had the entire setting of John Woo’s Paycheck incorporated into that film. But of course in any version some merits could be found, but I believe some form of acknowledgement would be in order, other than, in this case, a quick flash of a very wordy disclaimer about Ghajini being gleaned from various short stories and material (and another paragraph which I missed given the fine print, and short duration on screen, but I’m pretty sure no mention of Memento).
Well, there are some reasons why I chose to watch this. First up, the music’s by A.R. Rahman, and for all the good publicity he’s getting for his work on Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire, I just had to experience yet another piece of his musical magic on a film, besides one that I’ve watched much earlier this year in Jodhaa Akbar. One just cannot imagine how his musical talent will be put to good use in a film which looks and feels like Memento, and this being the next best thing. “Guzarish” is a track used in the trailer, and it is currently my new ear worm.
Another reason is of course, Aamir Khan. Yet another prolific actor with a penchant for perfection, it was interesting to see how his take on the protagonist’s short term memory loss, would rival that of Guy Pearce’s. I’m embarrassed to say I’ve only seen him in action in Lagaan, so this would be yet another opportunity to witness his ability which can be measured against a benchmark. But don’t expect the same though, because Pearce’s version was more of a thinking man who questions and second guesses himself, while Khan’s version was in two parts to serve the story, one as a raging hulk monster who tears through his opponents with savage violence fueled by anger and hatred, coupled with the hurt he experienced and recalled (Hulk producers take note, in case Edward Norton decides against any more sequels, look in the direction of Aamir Khan), while the other as mild-mannered Sanjay Singhania, CEO of a telecommunications company in Mumbai.


amir Khan’s ‘Taare Zameen Par’ wins V. Shantaram Awards
By IANS | December 27, 2008
Mumbai, Dec 27 (IANS) There’s no stopping Aamir Khan. In the midst of encouraging reports of his latest starrer Ghajini, his directorial debut Taare Zameen Par bagged as many as four V. Shantaram Awards, including the Best Film Gold Award.The actor-director, however, was not present Friday night to receive the coveted awards named after legendary filmmaker V. Shantaram.
Aamir’s discovery, Darsheel Safary, who won many hearts with his performance in Taare Zameen Par, got the Best Actor prize.
The other Indian movies of 2008 that vied for the Best Film award were “A Wednesday”, Jodhaa Akbar, “Kadha Parayumpol” (Malayalam), “Paradesi” (Malayalam) and “Tingya” (Marathi).
Of these, “A Wednesday” received the Best Film Silver Award and “Tingya” bagged the bronze.


I had reached a total of 26 reviews giving 91, or average of 3.5 so far.
This includes Kahild Mohammad, Rajeev Masand, Kaveri Bamazee, Anupama Chopra, Namrta Joshi, IndaiGlitz, Glamsham, PlanetBolywood, Taran Adarsh,Buzz 18, Buisnessof Cinema , etc. Only major critic not covered so far Bardwaj Rngan.
3.5 is jsu below movies like TZP, CDI and rock On, which have got close to 4.
And some members here have tried to say Ghajini is not about quality!


BEST:
1. Mithya 2. Jodhaa Akbar 3. Rock On. 4. A wednesday 5. welcome To Sajjanpur
( also mentioned: Mumabi Meri Jaan, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane na, Oye Lucky Oye)
WORST
1. Tashan 2. Love Story 2050 3.Mission Isanbul 4 Drona 5. Yuvarj


I know there’s still Ghajini to come. But not taking that into account here is my list. Actually, it’s my ruminations rather than ‘list’, which I have somehow grown to dislike.
Among the films, the ones I have seen twice in the theater, putting my money where my moth is, are Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na and Rock On. and I can see them n number of times again. Thee is a kind of natural flow, a kind of musicality I look for in films that I love. These two had it. Witty writing, subtleties, charming performances, and wonderful music, heartwarming emotions, that’s what one goes to Hindi film for, right!
Jodhaa Akbar had these elements in some measure. But t was also uneven, and a tad too long. But I can see it again with a FF button handy.
Aamir is another perfect film, even if grim, has the beauty ofa wonderful structure, and for that reason I can se it again and again.


Agree with Pritam here. Though I think JA, Yuvraj and Ghajini are veey good, Aditi is a once-in-years number that mkaes that soundtrack so special. ans also the range is so diverse here. and each of the songs work. Here is Pritam’s staement in ‘Glamsham’:
‘2008 is coming to an end and the debate has started heating up around the best soundtrack of the year so far. Will Pritam walk away with the honors due to five successful albums – RACE, JANNAT, SINGH IS KINNG, KISMAT KONNECTION and GOLMAAL RETURNS? Or is it going to be A.R. Rahman who has proved his dominance with albums like JAANE TU YA JAANE NAA, JODHAA AKBAR and GHAJINI? Even Vishal–Shekhar have had a fruitful year with BACHNA AE HASEENO, TASHAN and DOSTANA.
“Yes, there have been many good albums this year but for me, the topmost music of 2008 has to be JAANE TU YA JAANE NAA. ‘Kabhi Kabhi Aditi’ is such brilliant composition, it itself can be weighed in gold”, says Pritam in sheer awe of this composition by Rahman.
“That’s because it is songs like these that inspire you to push your creatively. A number like this doesn’t come every year, leave aside a month”, continues Pritam.


Saw RNBDJ last night. Among the crappiest in years. The whole plot device of Raj is as amateurish as a primary school student’s script. Forget the wife not recognising, how does Siri learn to behave like Raj? The whole idea is so juvenile, I dont know where was the so called ’soul’ in the film. Even Suri’s chracter was so ill defined, he uses phrases like ‘ I am a light sleper’ and the tells ‘ Hamne kisi ladies ke sath lave nai kiya or whatever’. The Phir Milenge song was so badly done, I mean Frahan’s spoof in “DCH’ was way wittier and Farah’s ” Deewangi’ was way sassier. Actually the film was so mind-numbingly boring for me I dont even care to discuss it much. We were 6 adults and 3 kids seeing it. The kids liked it. None of us 3 couples did. We were so bored out of our heads we didn’t even stay for the end credits. Actually the theater guys did not even play it. We came back to a friend’s house and had a stiff drink each to wash awy the numbness. We were up till 4 am ( It was a night show we saw), and not even once did we discuss the film. It was so forgettable.


Agree with Pritam. Though I think JA, Yuvraj and Ghajini are veey good, Aditi is a once-in-years number that mkaes that soundtrack so special. ans also the range is so diverse here. and each of the songs work. Here is Pritam’s staement in ‘Glamsham’:
‘2008 is coming to an end and the debate has started heating up around the best soundtrack of the year so far. Will Pritam walk away with the honors due to five successful albums – RACE, JANNAT, SINGH IS KINNG, KISMAT KONNECTION and GOLMAAL RETURNS? Or is it going to be A.R. Rahman who has proved his dominance with albums like JAANE TU YA JAANE NAA, JODHAA AKBAR and GHAJINI? Even Vishal–Shekhar have had a fruitful year with BACHNA AE HASEENO, TASHAN and DOSTANA.
“Yes, there have been many good albums this year but for me, the topmost music of 2008 has to be JAANE TU YA JAANE NAA. ‘Kabhi Kabhi Aditi’ is such brilliant composition, it itself can be weighed in gold”, says Pritam in sheer awe of this composition by Rahman.
“That’s because it is songs like these that inspire you to push your creatively. A number like this doesn’t come every year, leave aside a month”, continues Pritam.


Right after seeing Bachna Ae Haseeno I had mentioned how how I had always thought Aditya Chopra like Sanjay Leela Bhansali were the two overtaed directors in Bollywood. ( Between the two, I will always have more expectaions from a SLBs film, because at least he attempts some kind of artistic statement, even if he falters badly, and has extremely limited talent.) Bur Adi is plain mediocre. I had stated how he has no insight inro life and lives cocooned i films, and his writing is mostly derivative. His script language is old Bollywood, full of contrived script devices, sanctimonious sentimentality, and highfalutin dialogues. All of which have gone past their sale by date. Sawariya was the movie that exposed how SLB was wearing no clothes below his artistic pretnsions. I had predicted RDBDJ will do that for Aditya. Basically it is the insincerity of stories that Aditya tells. Take a movie like Autograph, so touching because it is a series of vignettes from the protagonist’s life, his school days, his youth, and lastly his struggling in the city days where he meets a female friend. He is going around looking for his past loves, distributing his wedding card ( he is getting married to a forth woman.) And the three women have things happened to them in the meanwhile, some dramatic, some not so dramatic. And the movie ends with his wedding reception where all three women show up. No melodrama. No wild turns and twists. And yet how the film works. Because the characters are flesh and blood, the situations are real and the emotional moments heart-felt. Look at what a contrived jumble with life-less characters Adi made of it in BAH! when will Adi learn that life can be interesting and touching wothout typical Hindi film twists and turns! With ratings betwen 2 and 2.5 ( Rajeev Masand, Nikhat Kazmi ( who is usually so generous she gave Yuvvraj 2.5), Mayank shekhar, Raja Sen) At least Adi has been pulled of from his critical high stool for sure. And I will predict the same fir BO too, and go against the stream in predicting a crash from Monday onwards. ( By the way I dont have high hopes from Karn’s My Name Is Khan too. He made a decent KKHH, but followed it up with disastrous K3G and lame KANK. In my opinion he does not have what it takes to handle a theme lie this. SRK doing more movies with these over-the-hill directors is a bit like AB putting his blind faith in the likes of Manmohan Dsai and Prakas Mehra in films like Mard and Jadugar,and slowly going down movie after movie. Thank god he also has Farhan’s Don I also coming up.) ( I must admit I haven’t seen RDBDJ yet and am not particularly keen. I have avoided Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic, Laaga Chunri Mein Daag, Jhoom Bara Bar Jhoom, Tashan and Neal N Nikki as well. Saw BAH just to check out Ranbir.)


3. It’s quite a surprise that even though Imran Khan’s ‘Kidnap’ releases this Thursday, the music which is doing all the talking is JTYJN. Enjoying a strong Top-3 presence for yet another week, this one is clearly one of the best soundtracks of the year. None
4 Karzzzz Staying on in Top-5, ‘Karzzzz’ has just seen it’s trump card - ‘Ek Haseena Thi’ - arriving on the music channels. The response has been quite fabulous and by the time the film releases on 17th October, music of ‘Karzzzz’ should find it’s way into Top-3 at the least


mran reminds me of Marlon Brando: Kidnap director:Manisha Mahaldar / CNN-IBN
Link: http://www.naachgaana.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=25713&message=4
e first casting was of Sanjay Dutt and if Sanjay Dutt says no to a film, the film cannot be made. He said yes not once, but twice. Then I wanted to cast a boy across Sanjay Dutt because I was very clear that it had to be a man versus boy story. Imran’s face is very interesting. Many girls won’t like it but I didn’t find him dead drop gorgeous. He reminded me of Marlin Brando in The Waterfront. He has very expressive eyes, plus his entire demeanour is different. Also, he is a very unusual kind of guy, so that’s what I liked about him.”
I had expressed similar thoughts when discussing JTYJN vs BEH and Ranbir vs Imran sometime back. It will be interesting to see if Gadvi and Imran can pull it off.


t has happened after a long time, but the history is a pointer that whenever the actors and filmmakers have returned to the native in a sincere manner it has become a new turning point in their career. WELCOME TO SAJJANPUR shows this sincerity and all the characters in the film have tired to bring the rural sensitivity back into the Hindi films without overdoing it. Shyam Benegal has once again demonstrated that he has the control over his craft as far as portraying the rural India is concerned, though he has visited rural India after a long time through the lens of his camera, before bringing out the problems in the country side through MANTHAN, ANKUR and NISHANT.
As a matter of fact before the advent of urban stars being rural was the gateway to success. Right from the times when Dilip Kumar did it in NAYA DAUR this saga has continued with élan. Dilip Kumar could expand his mass following on pan India basis owing to the series of roles that he enacted which had rural India as the background. So did Jeetendra, and when he was having his sojourn with South Indian films most of the films had the rural milieu, so even at times being absurd they were a hit with the masses. It had given a new lease of life to many careers, prominent being Kader Khan, Shakti Kapoor, Amjad Khan apart from Jeetendra and scores of heroines who acted with him and in this list top slot was occupied by Sree Devi. While this rural portrayal was criticized in some quarters, what critics tended to forget that these films were depicting the developments that were taking place in rural areas in south of the Vindhyas?
Amitabh Bachchan’s performance as a person from rural India in ADALAT, GANGA KI SAUGANDH and KAALIA underlined the fact that portrayal of characters from rural India gives an actor an ample opportunity to display his acting prowess.
In the current generation Govinda had this honeymoon with the audience primarily owing to his ability to enact various characters set in rural India, and it could be one of the reasons why if he was playing an urban character he also had a double role as a rural folk as well AANKHEIN being the prime example. Abhishek Bachchan as a matter of fact had begun his journey through rural India in REFUGEE.


RM asked Farhan which would be the 5 performances he would suggest as textbooks for any aspiring actor. Farhan said there were many but he would try and think of 5 and he mentioned Robert De Niri in Taxi Driver , Al Pacino in Godfather, Marlon Brando in Street Car Named Desire, small pause, Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar, long pause, ‘ I am trying to think of a more recent performance, Amir Khan in QSQT.
“Any film that you have sen and felt I wish I had made?”
” No. I don’t usually think of hypothetical situations. But, yes, a constant dream has been to the 5th Beatle. Yes,it would have been nice to have been the 5th Beatle.”


Just saw the film last night. Never have I come across a film where the critics have got it all wrong so much ( Maybe Black was another such film.) The film is a one-trick pony, hinged completely on the twist in the end. Right from the scene where Naseer lodges a complaint about losing a purse ( Lodging a FIR about losing a purse! In that vague language, without details of the credit card and ATM card!) everything is very unbelievable and amateurish. Even taking it as a fantasy, the message is silly. No common man can have the wherewithal to pant the six bombs , and neither is it desirable. That is why they have the police and law-enforcing agency in every society. A film like Indian/ Hindustani is done in a different key, and the point of those films is not really justify the solution shown, but captre the anger and frustration. That aspect is totally lacking in this film. Increasingly I am getting convinced that the mainstream audience is a more reliable judge of the quality of a mainstream film than our present-day critics.


To quote Taran:
” Till a few years ago, traders would scoff and snigger at a film like ROCK ON!!. Believe me, most exhibitors wouldn’t be interested in playing the film. Why, a few decades ago, ARDH SATYA, CHAKRA and even JAANE BHI DO YAARO were limited to matinee and noon shows and a handful of theatres here and there. Beyond Mumbai, it was really tough to even procure theatres.
But multiplexes have changed all that. Today, the mindset has also undergone a drastic change, a change for better. And not just viewers, even writers and directors are thinking differently.”
I just observed: What is common to ” RDB’, “LRM”, ‘ Jab We Met”, ” Chak De” ” TZP’, “JTYJN” , and ” Rock On”? No foreign locations ( Unless specifically called for like in ‘Chak De” , no castle in England passing off as Indian Haveli, no duets by hero and heroine.
On the other hand look at some of the recent YRF films, ” LCMD, TRPP, TPTM, and BEH..they all have the outdtaed cliched devices of Switzerland and hero-heroine duets without having anything specific to say.


A BIG THANK YOU
Bending the rules has always fascinated me and pushing it to the maximum can be exhilarating… That’s how I would describe the process of making this film.
ROCK ON!! is an idea that transformed into a film most organically. Every step forward was effortless and refreshing. I guess when you try something truly original you find yourself in wonderland.
From creating the soundtrack to shooting the film, every step has been pure and unadulterated. It seems like only yesterday when I wrote the story idea for ROCK ON!!. I had loaded a whole new set of songs on my I pod and they were so inspiring that they triggered off this idea to make a film about four friends and their band. Music can have such an inspirational and mesmerizing effect.
Every day of recording the music was truly liberating because we were doing just as we wanted and felt was right, without giving into the set norms of an industry that rarely breaks out and does something radical.
One thing I was dead sure about was that whoever played the lead singer’s part had to sing his own songs and the other band members had to know how to play their instruments. I wanted to make the experience as real and authentic as possible. This proved to be the most crucial decision I made. This has helped in making it the musical experience I always wanted to create.


prominent Mumbai distributor made a strong statement a couple of days ago. “Looking at the restricted business of films till weekend and the slump that follows on weekdays, a new set of movies should start releasing from Monday onwards. Hopefully, the business on weekdays would rejuvenate things and infuse life in business,” he noted.
That rightfully sums up the business of 95% of movies churned out by the Mumbai film industry. Weekends are great [in several cases], but the business gets scarier by the day from Monday onwards. The biggest of films in the recent past [SINGH IS KINNG, BACHNA AE HASEENO, GOD TUSSI GREAT HO included] dipped on weekdays, proving yet again that the business is restricted to weekends only.
BACHNA AE HASEENO took a flying start at big city plexes, but side cinemas of even big centres, mini-metros and several circuits didn’t embrace this prem kahani with equal enthusiasm. The business was divided. Again, not all plexes were running to optimum capacity.
The Independence Day holiday on 15th, Raksha Bandhan holiday on 16th, plus Sunday, the three holidays at a stretch gave film business a big boost. In this case, the plexes contributed to the booty, but the reports being extremely mixed [people haven't taken to the second hour], the fall was expected from Monday onwards. And that’s what happened!


One of YRF’s best? Only a handful in the NG forum think so. I am putting together a more or less comprehensive compendium of reviews so you can get a feel of how it is being received. Ofcourse, by this Friday you will know how the paying public is receiving it.
IndiaGlitz
To start off with one wonders whether films such as these ever have a scripting stage . Maybe someone walked up to the director and asked him to explore the Ranbir-Deepkia bonding that has been creating much hype in the media. Oh,well what about the sex appeal quotient? Simple, rope in Bipasha Basu and for those DDLJ lovers there is the cute Minisha Lamba.
No doubt there is the style quotient backed by the pretty locales of Sydney etc that is synonymous with every Yash Raj film but right from the opening 20 mins you are bored. The film is an overload of clichés. Right from the so called 18 year old Raj(Ranbir ) and his adventure joy ride and his pack of silly friends. The film to a certain extent crosses that thin line between humor and vulgarity with all those comments on Indian aunties and that over branding of condoms.
The music of the film is pretty ok and cinematography too is enticing but nothing saves a film that is headed nowhere. The proceedings of the film are quite lame especially when the heroic Raj cries for the very first time and is headed to apologize to his previous flings. And then comes one song after another and how silly things get when Ranbir is made Ranbir Kapoor hasn’t evolved as an actor and isn’t convincing at all. There’s a lot more to an actor than just being cute.
Bipasha Basu is wasted and does nothing beyond bringing in the oomph factor.She looks much older than Ranbir.
Minisha Lamba still needs to work on her Hindi. She’s Ok.
Deepika Padukone impresses with her simplicity and her body language. She is efficient and should take more characters of substance.
On the whole, this film lacks real substance be it humor or emotions and ends up being a silly fling swing flick.
Rating: *
RadioSargam
One of the biggest banners of the industry, ‘Yash Raj Films’ brings their latest offering, ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno’, which was undoubtedly the much talked about film of the year but unfortunately their lavish product sank completely and could not raise the spirits as it was being expected to hit the hearts. Produced by Aditya Chopra, the movie is directed by Siddharth Raj Anand and stars Ranbir Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Minissha Lamba and Deepika Padukone in the lead. Without any doubt, the enterprise is packed with the impressive star cast, eye-candy locations and most importantly style, which is in plenty. But this package could just take you to the theaters for the opening day, the following days you will never think of going to watch it again and even you will not be recommending anyone to go and watch it. Thus, this would certainly create a box office disaster for the film. As usually it is the case with most of the Hindi films that they lack the good script, ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno’ too follows the path being laced with the mundane narrative. The first half nevertheless carries some steam but the second half is totally a catastrophe.
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Siddharth Anand does well as a director but the director finds himself a failure when the script has flaws. Full marks to the emotional scenes, he handles with aplomb. Cinematography is a class to watch and rave about. The eye-pleasing locales are treat. Vishal-Shekhar’s music is ordinary. Ttle song of Kishore Kumar ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno’ and ‘Khuda Jaane’ gel well with the ears. Rest of the album is a total disappointment.
Ranbir Kapoor appears as an actor of class. Super actor, he had impressed in his debut flick ‘Saawariya’ and now he continues the same with ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno’. Bipasha Basu deserves full marks for her splendid acting. She is brilliant as usual. Minissha Lamba enacts well too. Deepika Padukone looks pretty but is average as far as the acting is concerned. The rest of the cast is just passable.
On the whole, ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno’ does not have any sparks to entice the viewers. Packaged with style, the film offers nothing. A waste of time and money. The movie will see the tough time at the box office.
RS Rating: 1.5/5
Rediff
The surprising thing about Siddharth Anand’s Bachna Ae Haseeno [Images] is how neatly understated the humour is.
Ranbir Kapoor [Images] kicks a pebble, annoyed, only to have to apologise a second later to a girl blessedly off-screen. Much later, when his friend suggests he take his girlfriend along when he’s moving to Australia [Images], he laughs it off saying that she’s an actress. ‘What would she do there? Crossover films?’ he grins, effectively underlining the derision a film like this has for a genre like that. Because this film is all masala.
Actually, this is all Yash Raj masala, a film based on an old song — and an old film, to an extent, with Devsaab’s great Teen Deviyaan being channeled here somewhat. Bachna constantly refers to YRF films, borrowing plot points and an entire act unashamedly from Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge, and with music from Dhoom and Jhoom Barabar Jhoom randomly kicking in, blissfully free of context.
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Without giving anything away, the film’s major flaw is in how presumptuous the protagonist becomes — and how the script bends over backwards to vindicate this glaring character defect. It also hints at a level of duality, wherein a player is stung by another player, but this is bizarre because the reason one of the girls turns him down is completely relevant. She wants to live life on her own terms with absolutely no compromise, which isn’t exactly comparable to a guy who ditches a chick in a wedding dress.
Bachna Ae Haseeno is well shot, competently performed and the writing shows glimpses of honest-to-goodness subtext and intelligent character development. It’s also a film centering around a lead actor, showing off just how much of ‘it’ he has — and he has more than a fair amount. If only the second half wasn’t as predictable as it is, the film was an hour shorter and every one-liner wasn’t accompanied by a burst of background score acting like a laugh track, we could have had a really good film. As it stands now, it’s watchable timepass fare.
A decent date film, but one won’t blame you guys for walking off at intermission.


Just saw BEH last night and I have never been more disappointed in my life. Normally I would have taken a snooze ( I never walk out. Like to check any film till the end.) but the loud and uninspiring music ( The irritating high-pitched Khuda Jaane..screaming out without any context or relevance.) I am surprised some critics have praised Aditya Chopra’s writing. taking first class material like ‘ Broken Flowers”,
‘Autograph’ and ‘ Devil Wears Prada’ and botching it all up, the guy has lost just. Totally. The problem with guys like Aditya Chopra and Karan Johar and gang is that they live cocooned lives wrapped up in films. so their writing comes from other films and not life. That leads to plastic writing. Here it is made worse by constant throw back to films like DDLJ, Yes Boss and what have you. Come on Aditya, grow up. Life is not all films. The script and the psychological motivations shown or the character graphs are all laughable. Worst of all is Deepika Padukone’s character. An Indian taxi driver in Australia? with that kind of get up. You want us to believe that she is fir real? When actresses like Hemamalini played taxi drivers in films like Jaaneaman, they did it in a campy style, so you did not take it seriously. Here they try to look Hollywood-smart, and without an iota of authenticity. Unlike in DDLJ, you don’t believe the characters of Ranbir and Deepika and you don’t care for them. So the whole story falls flat. Only the portions with Bipash and Bipasha’s own performance have some charm, believability and lot of chutzpoah. Ranbir surprisingly is vey average, not showing any real sparks of talent. The song picturization is pathetic. you have to see the two Punjabi songs in the second half to realise how ridiculous, uninspired and maddening they are. Even the much-flaunted ‘ Khuda jaane’ is all camera angles, scenic locales and no soul whatsoever. And please Mr. Chopra we are no longer impressed by firangis hanging around , mouthing Bollywood songs in the chorus. That kind of self-congratulatory scenes fools no one. Neither are we impressed with shots of Switzerland, Australia or what have you. The India audience has grown up since your DDLJ. They can enjoy stories set in Bandra, Delhi, or even Bihar and Up, now that they have got a taste of RDB. Lage Raho Munna Bhai, Omkar, Taare Zameen Par, Chka De, Jab We Met, and Jaane Tu. We want real stories with real people. Or genuine camp like OSO ( 1st half) , or Singh is Kinng ( bits and pieces) . Not this kind of lazy, talentless mish-mash like Tashan or BEH. Grow up or get out, Mr Chopra. Bollywood has seen a talent explosion while you were dreaming your mega empire, preening your carefully cultivated reclusive persona. Mohabbatein revealed enough of your mediocrity, this one confirms it and I can see Rab De Ban Di Jodi, hitting the last nail on you largely undeserved reputation.


Reliance Offer Ashutosh 35 Crore After ´Jodhaa Akbar´?
- Abid
The ‘Lagaan’, ‘Swades’ and ‘Jodhaa Akbar’ director Ashutosh Gowariker is presently busy with his next, ‘What’s Your Rashee’.
It seems like post the big success of his Hrithik-Aishwarya starrer, ‘Jodhaa Akbar’ his scrips have really sky-rocketed. Reportedly Ashutosh is in big demand. No wonder it’s being whispered in showbiz corridors that the director is being paid (believe it or faint) a whopping Rs. 35 crore by Reliance as remuneration to direct their next film.
When asked about the same, Ashutosh says cryptically, “I don’t want to to comment on this!”
The plot thickens, it appears.


I will never ever do a film with Aamir Khan” - Ram Gopal Varma Joginder Tuteja, IndiaGlitz [Thursday, August 07, 2008]
For years, one has heard about the cold war between Ram Gopal Varma and Aamir Khan. However, after ages of silence, Ramu opens up and talks about what lead to the misunderstanding between him and Aamir and why he would never do a film with him again. Over to Ramu:
Somewhere half way through shooting RANGEELA, Aamir started having doubts on the script and definitely with a lot of valid reasons. He said if Munna is an extrovert, sells tickets in black and has such a flamboyant personality why would he delay telling Mili that he loves her. He felt that just for the convenience of the screenplay I was delaying that aspect. Put that way he was absolutely right, but I thought nobody felt it when I was narrating the story including Aamir which means the emotional dram must be carrying it forward whereas now since Aamir had the time to think he sees it as a problem.
He also felt if Mili is a nice girl, Munna is a nice guy and Jackie is also a nice guy there was absolutely no drama anymore and the whole film is resting on just that one line of Munna not telling Mili till the end.
He told me that as no two people can have the same vision and since I am the Director he would go along with my vision in spite of his disagreement with me. Contrary to popular perception, Aamir is absolutely non-interfering compared to any actor I worked with or I have heard of. He is a very intelligent man with a tremendous sincerity and a superb reasoning power. But since most people don’t have his sincerity including myself the guilt in us would make us say that he interferes even though I never said that.
When the film released and was declared a big hit Aamir hugged me and said that he was glad I proved to be right. But that is not necessarily true. Maybe the film would have been a much bigger hit if I incorporated all his suggestions. Also in my heart I know that if the film didn’t work it would have been precisely for the same reasons Aamir feared.
Anyway the famous controversy between me and Aamir happened 6 to 7 months after Rangeela released. Khalid Mohammed was doing an interview with me in which I was giving an explanation that the audience can rarely understand the difference between a character and an actor. I cited the scene in Rangeela when Aamir takes Urmila to restaurant. Now the waiter being a Five Star Hotel steward is higher in social status than Munna but being a waiter he has no choice but to serve him. But on a human being level he can barely hide his disgust hearing Munna’s lines. So I told Khalid that the lines are being delivered by Aamir but the look on the waiter’s face is what is making the audience laugh. So it calls for more complex acting on the waiter’s part compared to Aamir in that particular scene. Khalid who apparently had a personal axe to grind with Aamir went ahead and printed this article which read like as if I said “The waiter was better than Aamir”.
By the time the article came out I was off on a Telugu film shoot in interior Andhra Pradesh. Aamir tried to contact me and those days there were no cell phones. The fact that I was not getting in touch with him and him not knowing where I was, he thought I was avoiding him and as the media was hounding him to react he went ahead and reacted and the media blew up the thing into a full scale war. The moment I realized what happened I met Aamir and explained it to him. He wanted me to give a statement in print against Khalid that I was misquoted to which I said I can’t because all those things I did say, it’s just that it’s too technical for a layman at that time to understand and I should not have spoken to a man like Khalid about that and that was a mistake.
Some cold vibes still remained with good reason till years later we met at a party and had a long chat and since then we are cordial. So whatever happened between me and Aamir was completely 100% my fault and I am saying this now here because I was not trusting any journalist to put it across in the correct perspective.
And before some minds out there jump to this conclusion that this is an effort on my part to patch up with him in order to do a film with him I want to categorically state here that I will never ever do a film with him and the reasons for that are:
(a). I am not as sincere or as committed as him.
(b). I don’t have his patience.
(c). Above all I truly think he is a far better filmmaker than me.


When the film released and was declared a big hit Aamir hugged me and said that he was glad I proved to be right. But that is not necessarily true. Maybe the film would have been a much bigger hit if I incorporated all his suggestions. Also in my heart I know that if the film didn’t work it would have been precisely for the same reasons Aamir feared.
Anyway the famous controversy between me and Aamir happened 6 to 7 months after Rangeela released. Khalid Mohammed was doing an interview with me in which I was giving an explanation that the audience can rarely understand the difference between a character and an actor. I cited the scene in Rangeela when Aamir takes Urmila to restaurant. Now the waiter being a Five Star Hotel steward is higher in social status than Munna but being a waiter he has no choice but to serve him. But on a human being level he can barely hide his disgust hearing Munna’s lines. So I told Khalid that the lines are being delivered by Aamir but the look on the waiter’s face is what is making the audience laugh. So it calls for more complex acting on the waiter’s part compared to Aamir in that particular scene. Khalid who apparently had a personal axe to grind with Aamir went ahead and printed this article which read like as if I said “The waiter was better than Aamir”.
By the time the article came out I was off on a Telugu film shoot in interior Andhra Pradesh. Aamir tried to contact me and those days there were no cell phones. The fact that I was not getting in touch with him and him not knowing where I was, he thought I was avoiding him and as the media was hounding him to react he went ahead and reacted and the media blew up the thing into a full scale war. The moment I realized what happened I met Aamir and explained it to him. He wanted me to give a statement in print against Khalid that I was misquoted to which I said I can’t because all those things I did say, it’s just that it’s too technical for a layman at that time to understand and I should not have spoken to a man like Khalid about that and that was a mistake.
Some cold vibes still remained with good reason till years later we met at a party and had a long chat and since then we are cordial. So whatever happened between me and Aamir was completely 100% my fault and I am saying this now here because I was not trusting any journalist to put it across in the correct perspective.


LLet us , at least in this forum, set up a criteria for deciding a hit, superhit, Blockbuster, and flop, suprflop and disaster.
Criteria 1 ( International and Logical Norm) : Based on Production + Marketing Cost. ( PMC)
Criteria 2 ( Traditional and Meaningless Criteria) : Based on Distribution Cost ( DC) ( Total Distribution Cost)
1st CRITERIA 1: Hit Net Revenues ( NR) = 1.5 PMC
2. Superhit: NR = 2PMC
3. Blockbuster: NR= 2.5 PMC
4. Flop: NR = less than 0.85 PMC
5. Superflop: NR=less than 0.75 PMC
6. Disaster : NR = less than 0.5 PMC
7. Average: NR = 1,25PMC
2nd CRITERIA 1: Hit Net Revenues ( NR) = 1.25 DC
2. Superhit: NR = 1.5.0DC
3. BlLockbuster: NR= 2.0 DC
4. Flop: NR = less than DC
5. Superflop: NR=less than 0.85 DC
6. Disaster : NR = less than 0.75 DC
7. Average : NR = DC


Let’s take a look at her filmography:
1. Refugee 2. Mujhe kuchh kehna hai 3. Yaadein 4. Ajnabee 5. Asoka 6.K3G 7. Mujhse Dosti Karoge 8. Jeena Sirf Liye 9. Talaash 10. Khushi 11. Main Prem Ki Deewana Hoon 12. LoC Kargil 13. Chameli 14. Yuva 15.Dev 16. Fida 17. Aitraaz 18. Hulchul 19. Bewafa 20. Kuyn Ki.. 21. Dosti 22. 36 China Town 23. Chupke Chupke 24. Omkara 25. Jab We Met 26. Tashan
Hits: 1. MKKH 2. Ajnabee 3. K3G 4. Aitraaz 5. Bewafa 6. Jab We Met Average:1. 36 China Town 2. Chupke Chupke
AWards: Jab We Met
Leaving aside K3G, a multi-starrer, none of the hits have made more than 30 crores. Comparing her career with that of Ash, Katrina or Vidya would be interesting. success rate: 33%
Ash ( Only Hindi origina films) :
1. Aur Pyaar Ho Gaya 2. Aa Ab Laut Chalen 3 Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam 4 Hamara Dil Aapke paas hai 5. Taal 6. Mohabbatein 7. Josh 8.Dhai Akshar Prem Ke 9. Albela 10. Bhagat Singh 11. Devdas 12. Shabd 13. Khakee 14. Dil Ka Rishta 15. Kuchh Na Kaho 16. Kyun..Ho Gaya Na 17. Raincoat 18. Dhoom-2 19. Umrao Jaan 20 Guru 21. Jodha Akbar 22. Sarkar Raj
Hits: 1. Dhoom-2 ( Blockbuster) 2. Jodhaa Akbar ( Superhit) 3. Guru ( Superhit) 4. Mohabbatein 5. Devdas 6. Hum Dil De Chuke Hain Sanam 7. Hamara Dil aapke Paas Hai 8. Taal Semi Hits: 1. Khakee 2. Josh Average: 1. Sarkar Raj Success Rate : 50% ( More than 3 films over 50 crores. Two over 60 crores) Awards: HDDCS, Devdas

