Archive for Qalandar
I promise somewhat irregular posts on (in no particular order) Indian politics, cinema, and anything else that catches my fancy... Why "Qalandar"? So-called "liminal" religious traditions are a particular interest of mine, and "qalandar" is the sort of untranslatable, ambiguous, yet enormously evocative word that for me touches upon and articulates the experience of the sub-continent's "little" traditions in a particularly memorable way...not to mention the fact that in popular lingo the word has more than a merely religious/spiritual connotation, and can mean a bunch of other things, including a smart alec, wannabe, what-have-you...
Film Review: TASHAN (Cinema Paradiso)
Vijay Krishna Acharya’s directorial debut doesn’t quite succeed, but the tongue-in-cheek film isn’t as brain-dead as it seems. More Jhoom Barabar Jhoom than Dhoom:2, you might want to give this ambitious meta-movie a chance if you didn’t mind JBJ too much
Tashan’s got balls. I never thought I’d actually be sitting and writing this in a review, but I am- and not without reason. It’s a brave (albeit, foolhardy) film because it apparently doesn’t want to please everyone, or actually anyone. You either accept it for what it is, or totally junk it.
Or maybe it’s just plain stupid. Maybe it does try to please, tries too hard- and falls quite flat on its attractive face. Whatever may be the case, I am going with the former (and probably lot less agreed with) discourse on the film. Maybe it’s because after being subjected to weeks of mostly pure torture at the cinemas, I have actually managed to come out half alive out of a film.
Maybe it’s because reactions to this film remind me of the ones that greeted another strangely similar film from the ‘prestigious’ Yash Raj banner last year- yes, Tashan is already being talked of as the Jhoom Barabar Jhoom of this year- ‘all style, no substance’. Or maybe it’s because I’ve gone soft, or because I’ve run out of polite expletives, or because I’m fed up of being cynical. This is my review, and I’m gonna say what I want to- take it, or junk it.
Madhavan Bags 4-Film Deal With Adlabs (MID-DAY)
Maddy bags 4-film deal with Adlabs
Author: Upala KBR Date: 10 May 2008
Madhavan in Control mere haath mein hai! A still from 13B
Madhavan’s marketing acumen is what has pushed producers Adlabs to sign him on for four more films. Says Saurabh Varma, Chief Marketing Officer Adlabs, “We are impressed with Madhavan’s performance and marketing skills in 13B and are in talks of him signing him for more films.”
What’s Madhavan’s contribution to the film? Varma says, “When you sign a marketing expert who is also the hero of the film, we are shaping up the best talent. He makes an amazing contribution to the team and brings huge energy to the table right from how one can exploit the film through various means and methods to international promotion, internet, TV, radio everything to marketing strategies.”
Madhavan adds, “I like to design all my projects when complete. Once the script is locked with the director, I don’t touch it. It’s important to have a marketing strategy in place as markets are evolving today and aiming at a target audience. I like to get involved in every aspect of marketing. I had done it for Ramji Londonwaley and all my south films. In fact, in the south, I make sure my contracts have my dates divided number of days for shooting and number of days for promotion. I expect other artists to do the same.”
That makes him an Aamir Khan, then. Maddy says, “I have a long way to go before I get compared to him. I have always idolised Aamir the way he’s works and the energy he devotes to all his projects.”
OUTLOOK on Nitesh Kumar
[Dedicated to Nitesh, RKS, and Rocky — Qalandar]
OUTLOOK
May 05, 2008
LINK
Bihar: A Shade Different
After the storm, the calm. A ravaged Bihar finds succour and sustenance in its CM, Nitish Kumar.
SABA NAQVI BHAUMIK
Governance: Nitish Style
THE BHAIYYA’S REVENGE: Qalandar on Tashan (OUTLOOK)
[My piece on Tashan has been published, in slightly different form, on Outlook’s website. I enclose it below — Qalandar]
OUTLOOK
Counterview
The Bhaiyya’s Revenge
Window Next Door (OUTLOOK)
Outlook
May 05, 2008
LINK
Window Next Door
NAMRATA JOSHI
Three Pakistani films come to India, crossing over many kinds of boundaries

Nomi is fair, blue-eyed and handsome in his designer stubble. The engaging youngster plays pranks on village elders, flirts with his kohl-eyed sweetheart, Salma, and dreams of her prancing around in a sexy ghagra-choli with her dupatta blowing in the wind. The lovers sing mushy songs (Nomi nu Salma naal, Salma nu Nomi naal…Pyaar pyaar pyaar…) in picturesque fields, their attire changing with every beat. Samir is the guy Salma has been betrothed to in childhood. He also sports a fashionable stubble but is a BSc fail, cigarette-smoking, disco-dancing wastrel. He has a bohemian, TV executive girlfriend, who swings her bare midriff better than Esha Deol in Dhoom, dances next to the pool in itsy-bitsy outfits and, much to Samir’s irritation, gets pregnant soon thereafter.
Sounds like a frothy new flick coming soon to a multiplex near you? Only this isn’t Bollywood; it’s yet another Pakistani film, Mohabbatan Sachiyaan, which hits Indian cinema halls next weekend. The differences from a masala Bollywood film are hard to tell, apart from the Punjabi lingo and the unfamiliar faces of the lead players. The lovers are mirror images of Raj and Simran in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge. In DDLJ the hero called the heroine senorita, while here it’s the villain who calls her that. The eloping-on-the-bike scene is vintage Bobby, and the juxtaposition of rural innocence with degenerate, mechanised, urban relationships is a theme played out in many of our movies.
Born to Rule (OUTLOOK)
[I’m always amused by those who are selectively outraged by the question of “dynasticism”; in fact in many cases those who complain about the (in the larger view) trivial problem of dynasticism in Bollywood but don’t seem to have any issue with the much more serious issue of political dynasticism, which, when enshrined as a reflex, undermines the intellectual foundation of the Republic (I give the BJP and the Communists credit for resisting the dynastic reflex) — Qalandar]
Outlook
May 12, 2008
Borne Supremacy
LINK
The Nehru-Gandhis are India’s First Family. But across the country, power is family inheritance.
SABA NAQVI BHAUMIK
Political Dynasties Of India
Dark Knight Returns Trailer
[Thanks to goodfella for bringing this to my attention…
…and dedicated to JasonTodd and Kash, or, more appropriately in this context, Two Face — Qalandar]
Shah Rukh Khan & the Kolkata Factor
The Kolkata factor
If the city-based loyalties that the IPL is banking on ever do take hold, it will happen in one city first
Sambit Bal
April 30, 2008
Why the IPL Should Fail — by Mukul Kesavan
Why the IPL should fail
There is a real possibility the league will work, but the cricket played so far has been low-grade rubbish, and the whole thing deserves to fall on its face
Mukul Kesavan
My Apartment…
…or, what I consider the most important bits…
[Inspired by Akshay Shah’s review of Trishul — and dedicated to him, satyam, Ravibhai, ILG, abzee, Arun, and Rocky.]
Trailer: BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT
This looks superb — many thanks to the great (and now rare) goodfella for bringing this to my attention. And dedicated to kash and vikschshkhr — Qalandar
NY Times Book Review: Slavery By Another Name
April 10, 2008
Books of The Times
What Emancipation Didn’t Stop After All
By JANET MASLIN
The Re-Enslavement of Black Americans From the Civil War to World War II
By Douglas A. Blackmon
Illustrated. 468 pages. Doubleday. $29.95.
In “Slavery by Another Name” Douglas A. Blackmon eviscerates one of our schoolchildren’s most basic assumptions: that slavery in America ended with the Civil War. Mr. Blackmon unearths shocking evidence that the practice persisted well into the 20th century. And he is not simply referring to the virtual bondage of black sharecroppers unable to extricate themselves economically from farming.
Box Office Summary (FILM INFORMATION, December 8, 2007)
This one includes a 12-page supplement with detailed box office reports; seems odd that Film Information does this sporadically, but not on a regular basis.







