Sachin retired from ODI and ‘I’ from NG. Bid adieu.

It has been a relation of 6 long year with NG. Now i think it is time for me to say Bid adieu to NG. The relation was more sweet then sour I will miss some of the members. One of the reason for leaving NG is people are not ready to take criticism. You Criticise a public figure and people are getting personnal. Yesterday i question Sachin and an estimeetd member abused me. I didn’t get hurt of abuse but the increasing intolerence on NG. Though i has been abused just questioning Sachin still i will stuck to my gun. Here i am giving 10 points why i don’t respect Sachin as much as others do. I will be happy if some of his fan give logical answer.
1- Ferrari Tax – Sachin got a Ferrari as a gift, But wanted Tax relief on it. Why ? Kya paise nahi the Tax pay karne ke liye ? Then sold the same Ferrari which was presented to him as a mark of respect and for his achivements.

2 – Multan Test innings declare – Took so much time and ball to reach his 194 where pitch was not that bad as shown by Sehwag 309. And when Dravid declared the innings Sachin aired his disappointment. Because of Bowlers good performence india won that test with lots of time left. Still this question remains what was wrong there in Dravid’s declaration.

3 – Monkey gate – Somebody in the Sachin’s retirement said why i belive Aussies in monkeygate incident. OK i don’t belive Aussies. I belive the GOD sachin. The GOD said before enquiry commission that Bhajji didn’t use the word ‘MONKEY’ but ‘Maa ki’. I don’t know why bhajji abused Symo in hindi. If it is against Pak player then it is understable that bhajji used hindi slang but why hindi slang for Symo ? OK as per GOD Bhajji said ‘Maa Ki’ but has he ever condem bhajji for that ? Ya Sachin bhi un logon ke fan hain, jinko ‘MAA KI GAALI’ acchi lagti hai as we saw in another thread.

4 – Pick and choose – Now it is upto Sachin (though wrong) to decide in when and which series he wants to play. So whenever he wanted rest or don’t want to play less importent series ?? he just i am injured and then come back straight to the team without any medical test or fitness test while other player go to the NCA to prove thier fitness. And some say No player is bigger then the game.

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Don’t mess with me !

Though i am late still this men deserves a thread. So what if he is not from BW. He is lionel messi or should i say ‘LION’ messi. Afterall what can you say to a player who is demoilishing everything … Read More

Why i hate Aamir and his fans ?

1- Aamir Satatment – Talaash is not an Universal film or Mass film.

My Point – Had Akshay ever said 8×10 Tasveer flopped because it was not an Universal film.Had Hrithik ever said Guzarish flopped because it was not an Universal film. Had SRK ever said MNIK underperformed because it was not an Universal film or Mass film.

2- Aamir Satatment – Dhobhi Ghat was i niche film.

My Point – Agreed. But What is Burfi ? Even the biggest fan of Ranbeer Kapoor was unsure about it but it went past 100 cr. So why this neech statment. (If you understand hindi you know what neech means ?

3- 3 idiot done over 200 cr with just 1600-1700 screen.

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What is the toughest thing on NG ?

The answer is simple. The toughest thing on NG is being a SRK Fan. It has been almost 5 year and SRK fans havn’t got any good news and nadir point is to beaten by SOS. It is quite possibe … Read More

Dedicated to utkal Sir for whom Logics are Sub, oh ! hold, STARjective.

Utkal Sir put so much effort to make sure that everyones (except Aamir’s) films are illogical. He even take so much hard work to find logic in 3 idiots and illogic in JTHJ. So it is our (a little younger) responsibility to find logic in JTHJ. So here i am..

1- Bombs in ladakh – As Tangi sir already said there is something called Stratigic location. Some blast are just used for fear. Low intensity blast. In JTHJ first bomb is in market place. 2 are under or around bridges. I belong to Uttrakhand and if someone blow 2 bridge our district will cut from the rest of the country.

2- Katrina belive in Jesus – Ask Rakhi Sawant despite being a marathi mulgo she swear by jejas now ask lakh of Hindus who go Ajmer sharif, Fatehpur sikri or Haji ali. Yes if Katreena were a muslim in the film(Mumtaz and not Meera thapar) then we can question because Muslim religon doesn’t allow permit to bow down thier head before anyone except allah.

3- Katrina’s superstitions – Ask those cricketer who wear left pad fast. Ask those cricketer who keep a particular colors hanki in pocket. Ast Gautam Gambhir who kept pad up till the KKR match didn’t finished. I am one among them who doesn’t go for a hair cut on Tuesday. I am one among them who doesn’t eat egg on Thursday.I am one among them who belives don’t cut nails if your parents are alive. Don’t know about south but in north many didn’t wash cloths in thursday. Bottomline All have some superstitious and i think we all are living in 21st century just like Meera Thapar. 4

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Half time tak bachegi jaan to full chalegi jab tak hai jaan.

Disclaimer
1- I am writing this opinion cum review first time so bear it for me.
2- After ‘Style’ this is the film which i saw within first 2 days ot its release (Style FDFS)

Fisrt the Negatives.
The First half is as hollow as mint with a hole. Only ladakh part is good. I found the whole isaq shave build up and song useless. Even in first half i didn’t find any chemistry between SRK and Kat. Except Challa other song work as speed breaker. So it is final for me that ARR song in this film is neither good in Audio nor with video.

Now the positives

The first of the film shoes again why the age of NRI Rommance is dead in bollywood. The film gathers steam after the first twist just before interval and after this there is life in the film. Akira and major Samar Anand bring the film back on track. If First half is as hollow as mint with a hole then the second half is as loaded as a cadbury choclate. Anushka and SRK both are in full form. Some breathtaking locals, Funny dialouge and twist and turns in regular interval. In this part even Kat shows some glimps that she too can act. There is very good build up for climax though climax come across as somehow dampner still second half is worthwhile for me to see this film.

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Is JTHJ a silent film ?

If not then why they are not releasing any dialouge promo. It mean just 4 days left to release and no dialouge promo. So far i can trust Father-Son duo’s movies for thier music and some meaningful dialouge but in JTHJ case music is dud (for me ofcourse) and there are no dialouges. So what i get so far prom the promos of JTHJ.

First plus point

 1- First promo with adi’s poem is high point.

 2- SRK is not looking old in london part and looking dashing as army main. (Army dress is lucky for him be it tele serial Fauji, MHN, V-Z)

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Right time to write this. Is it so tough to hold your horses ?

I want to write this since long time but hold in cold storage but as 4 memeber (FS, Aryan, Khan and Nisheet)are banned in one day i felt it is right time to write this. As many of you know … Read More

‘omerta code’ broken, Bollywood’s fake myth busted.

Bollywood is a big happy family. People happily work together. There is no such back satabing or bickring as media potray. I think you also have heard these statement from film faternity. But thanks to ADF court case against YRF this fake show of imotions wiped out. Now there is all out war. What they were doing earlier behind the veil of imotion now they are doing openly. It establish the fact that bollywood is also like other industry where all it matter is money. It is all about Show us the money (couersty jerry maguire)..Everybody is doing thier best to come into the top. Eveyone is indulge in manipulation. Some openly and some are fire with others help(Dosron ke kandhe per bandook rakh kar chala rahe hain). What i find amusing that some fans think this is unfair. Boss Tumhara fav star is postion main hota to 90% chance hai ki vo bhi aise hi karta. Everybody is taking advantage of his postion. Salman’s fan don’t have any objection when his Hit and Run case and Black buck killing case is taking so long time. Akshay kumar’s fan has no objection when he abundon ‘Joker’ abruptly. Aamir’s fan has no objection when hi kicked Amol gupte from Tare Zameen per. So boss don’t judge others Selectively.

Here is the portion what i wrote for Someone else

‘omerta code’ of indian politics broken.

So finally it take a Team kejriwal to target those who were holy grail so far. Yes i am talking about Gandhi Family and Robert vadra. Almost all political parties knew about thier wrong doing but kept silent. Finally when Kejriwal hit vadra DOGvijay sing said there is an unwritten law in politics that don’t target family members of the leaders. Kyon bhi kyon na target karen. You amass hundred of carore because your father (Karti chidambaram) or youe mother-in-law is in power and you said don’t target family members. This unwritten law is applicable is west or US as in these countries there were many cases that family member of a leader indulge in Drug addiction..Pre marital pregnency or extra maritial affairs. But it is nothing to do with the postion thier family members held. These are purely personnal thing and there is no loss of the country. But in india leaders relative do courruption. So why is this ‘omerta code’. This code is for Mafia families’ Is DOGvijay singh is saying Indian politics is like a mafia gang ?

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Sequal of my Previous post. What lesson Ra One taught to Bollywood ?

November is a very Significant year for City of Bollywood and King of Bollywood. It was the same month when City of Bollywood (Mumbai) got biggest scare on its face and that is 26/11 attack. It was the same month when King of Bollywood (SRK) got the biggest scare on his face and that is Ra One. So here you are. Mumbai was attacked by Raavan’s (Demon=Terrorist) and SRK was attacked by Ra One. But as the say every dark cloud has silver line. These 2 event also taught some lessons. I don’t know how much Security agencies learnt from 26/11 attack but bollywood suerly learnt some lessons from Ra One and here is the list.
1- You can’t take Viewers for granted anymore – If you think just because you are a big star Viewers will take any shit from you the sorry it wouldn’t happen.

2- Promotion can’t help a crap – I haven’t seen a film after Ra One which is overpromoted.

3- Promotion can backfire – Almost all are agreed on this point that it is better to keep expectation low.

4- Indian viewer still prefer Dil over Dimaag – If anyone think style and Special effect can make a film work then it is wrong. You should have a story which touch a chord to viewers heart.

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Great Article on Arnab’s Kangaroo court.

If anyone intrested in the debate style of indian news media then pls have a look in this article written by Madhu kishwar.

Dear Arnab ji,

When you started your innings with Times Now by demanding that power wielders provide honest answers to the general public for their various acts of commission and omission, many of us applauded your public spiritedness.  “The Nation-is-angry-and-wants-an-answer” approach gave much-needed vent to citizens’ frustration at our political masters’ lack of accountability. Every today, once in a while, your head-on approach works well, as it did when you ably stonewalled the attempts of Congress leaders in giving a communal colour to the recent killings and mayhem in Assam. Being from Assam yourself, you were on surer ground.  But trouble arises when you become an instant expert on a new subject every night and want your rage to be supported and echoed by all your panelists with the same intensity and fury as yours.

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I lost respect for critics after ‘THIS’ and for FF after ‘THIS’.

1- About critics..It was year 2001 when Lagaan and Gadar releasd on same date. I didn’t like Lagaan,that’s fine becacuse liking something is subjective, but critics went ga ga over it,This is also fine may be they have refined taste … Read More

SRK main Jab tak hai Jaan tab tak pitega Sardar ka Beta.

No..No my post has nothing to do with the title. It is just that it sounds funny. In this post i want to tell brigt side of Diwali fight. So here we go.

1- It will tell the One day capicity of Indian Box office. SO far ETT grossed 33 cr in a day.

2- It will tell the total Capicity of Indian box office. Some say it can go 250-300 cr.
3- It will decide the aukat of SRK and Ajay devgn. SRK in his lowest phase (Romantic films is his forte but he is too old to play Romantic hero) and Ajay in his almost purple patch. Let se who comes out as a winner.
4- Role of music – It has been said that music play a importent role on the opening of a film. So far JTHJ’s music is a huge let down and SOS’s music is hit.

5- Promotion – So far (note so far)it looks SRK and YRF are not going overboard with promotion and Ajay devgn is promoting SOS all out with CL T20 ad..Ramleela in life OK and so on.. So let see how importent role promotion play in getting opening.

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2nd time finger crossed in this year. Kya ‘Student’ BO per pass hogi ?

The first film for whom i prayed this year was Isaqzade and my wish fillfilled and now i am rooting for Student of the Year. One reason is tha Cast ‘specially aalia’. I support giving chance to newcomers so what … Read More

How Robert Acquire Priyanka ? Mystrey Solved !

Actually in 1996 Priyanka went to theatre to watch Raja Hindusatani with her friends. She liked the film and decided to follow Karishma Kapoor. Priyanka thought what Karishma did in Reel life, she will do in Real life. You may … Read More

Who is male chauvinist ? South indian society or Just thier Film industry ?

I am not a movie freak. I only see 1-2 movie per year in Theater and some movies on the TV. Still i saw more then hundreds of movies. In those hundreds of movies so far i have seen i … Read More

This post is Chatukarita ki Hadh i.e Height of sycophancy

In a season where law minister of the country is acting like In-Law minister to Save Mother india’s Son-In-Law. I thought main bhi apne star ke prati apni wafadari Sabit karon. So this Post.

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Jane kahan gaye wo din ? Ab RAPE kyon nahi hote ?

In this post i am giving a list of those thing’s which we don’t find in todays film. Some Nostalgic feelings and reason why they disappeared from the films.

5 – Mausi and Johrabai or Chameli bais of Kotha world.

Nostalgia- Now there were a time when we got Kothewalies (Most of the time they were not prostitutes) and thier mausi’s, some time gold hearted and some time patthar dil. There are many great film which have these bais like ‘Mujhe Jeene do’, ‘Pakeeza’, ‘Devdas’,Muqadar ka Sikandar and ‘Umrao Jaan’ and Some memorable mujra’s like ‘Chand bhi hai kuch maddam-maddam’, ‘Salam-e-isaq’ and whole album of Pakeeza and Umrao jaan. But now we don’t find them. Last mujra we saw in Agent Vinod. Is mujre ko dekhkar to Khayyam sahab ne suicide kar liye hoga.

Reason – You will agree with me on this that to be a kothewali an actress must know Naaj, Nakhre, Adaye and good acting but today’s most of the actress are so plastic and medicore that the can’t get a kothewali’s act rightly.
4- Dacoits – ‘Mujhe jeene do’, ‘Ganga-Jamuna’, ‘Mera gaon mera desh’, ‘Bandit queen’ and biggest of them all ‘Sholay’ and some guily plesures ‘Daku ramkali’ and many of its ilk. Need i say more. But we don’t see dacoit films now. The excitement of watching those wondeful chase sequences. Aage-aage ghode per daku and peeche-peeche mahindra ki jeep main police wale. Those breathtaking shots of chambal beehar.

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5 legendary campaigns on NG.

5- Rockie’s Singham – The way Rockie bhau took it upon himself to make Singham a superhit was legendary. he almost took Singhan near 100 cr mark. Now he is fighting against Aamir ‘fake’ Khan and so called ‘biased’ modrater Suprabh Babu.

My Stand- I thought Singham will do max 60 cr but rockie took it way beyond my expectation. Now i am with him to expose Aamir. As fas as fight against ‘biased’ modrater is concern if Rockie thinks Suprabh is biased i have no problem as everyone is free for an opinion and sometimes i also feel Suprabh provoke Salman fans. But here i also blame Salman fans for it. Since last few months the way they behaving aggresivly it will get on anybodies nerve.

Next Target – To Expose Aamir ‘fake’ Khan and ‘biased’ modrater.

4- Yakuza’s blast from the Past – Now here i was in dillema to choose between Yakuza Sir and Utkal Sir because there love for 2 AA’s (Yakuza’s Amitabh and Abhishek) and (Utkal’s Aamir & AR Rahman) is legendary. But the effort Yakuza put in his work won. At present Yakuza’s fav are not doing anything to boost off. So Yakuza blast from the Past. He scans magzine’s from archive. He always talks about past.

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Can Someone tell me what is ‘CRAP’ in Bodyguard ?

Finally watched Bodyguard yesterday courtesy to Star gold. Since one year i was hearing it is a crap. But frankly i found it better then OK. Yes action is OTT but this is the case with most of the so … Read More

Why they think so ?

SRK Fans – It is not that tough to admit that SRK is no longer in the top. being a SRK fan i admit it but i also know he has done enough to find his place in BW history. Still some of his fans are abusing other stars. Why ?

Aamir fans – Bhi logo he is not the only one who is a god gigt to BW. Others are also doing good. But still his fans think only Aamir is ‘HIT’ and other are ‘SHIT’.

Salman Fans – They should be least bother to think what netizen think about thier bhai because no matter wthat twitterati think about Salman right now he is miles ahead ot he rest. Still they are hell bent to prove that which is already written on the wall.

Akshay Fans – Now in this year thier conduct is good. When Akki was down they defended him with tooth and nail, but after HF 2 and RR hit the jackpot they decided that from now on let Akki’s work do the talk.

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Rape of 3 classic’s – A mirror of AB’s fans.

Generally i don’t write about Bachchan’s because at present they are down and almost out and i don’t find it right to target those person who are down and out. But the way some bachchan fan are behaving after Bol Bachchan it compelled me to write this piece.

In virtual world bachchan fans sit on ivory tower. They looked down other actor’s work. When SRK did Don and Hrithik did Agneepath they did thier best to ripped apart it. While in realty in Don SRK failed only as Vijay. Many people liked him as Don and they also like film. As far as Agneepath goes almost everyone (Ok 2/3 majority) praised his portayel if VDC. But look at what AB(Father),  AB(Son), and AB (Daughter in law) did to three classics.

1- RGV ki Sholay – big ‘B’..B stand for Babban and B stand for balatkar. The way AB did Gabbar’s role (one of the most iconic role of BW) i will call it Gabbar ka babban ne balatkar kar diya. I mean it is OK if RGV wanted to remake Sholay. but who forced AB to did that film. Among Big B’s many qualities one of them is he stand out as a performer in a crap film but in RGV’s sholay he was the second biggest culprit (ofcourse after RGV) who raped a classic.

2- Umrao Jaan – I think Abhishek and Aishwarya did this film because they wanted to take revange from Rekha. It is belived that because of Rekha..Jaya bachchan ko bahul rona pada. So what AB and AB did. They raped Umrao jaan with thier great ? acting.

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Why there are so many tigers in NG ? Are Bhai’s fan feeling insecure ?

There is a dilouge in Rajnikant’s film “Jhund main to Suwar (Pig) aate hain, Sher to akela aata hai”. When i saw Teaser of Salman’s Ek Tha Tiger i felt this dilouge is perfect for Salman because among the many … Read More

When did you realise that you are a ‘chutiya’ ?

1- During the channal surfing When i first saw ‘Tarak mehta ka ulta chasma’. I thought WTF. How on earth someone can make this kind of serial and how someone can act in that stupid manner. But after someday i … Read More

Kya bada aadmi hamesha galat hota hai ?

Sub- Post not abot bollywood but on Luke Pomarsback Controversy

This question was in my mind for quite a long. I am driving car in the roads of delhi, Noida and Ghaziabad since last 6 year and i have never … Read More