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Indian Premier League—Team Reviews
Published April 29th, 2008 in Cricket.
With nearly one third of the IPL games over, it was time that I thought I wrote little reviews/assessments of the individual franchises. Though Twenty20 appears at first sight to be a game of brainless slam-bam, a second and a third look reveals that there is strategy, team-building, intense professional pride and more than a bit of character and man-management at play. Not to speak of booty shakes, pompoms, hugs and slaps.
Ouch! by Taran Adarsh
By Taran Adarsh, April 25, 2008 - 16:08 IST
Hindi movies have undergone a sea-change in terms of content. From crude, been there seen that, done to death kind of movies, to films with substance, the audience tastes have changed over the years. Even though we’ve have grown up on the staple diet of desi food, we’ve cultivated a taste for Italian, Chinese, Thai and Mexican cuisine.
The experience with TASHAN is like, you enter a posh restaurant, waiting for a sumptuous meal to be served, but what’s served on your plate is vada-pau. TASHAN takes you back to the 1970s Bollywood, when illogical situations, blood and gore, for no rhyme of reason, were the main ingredients that made the junta break into taalis. Sorry, the formula doesn’t work anymore!
Write your own movie review of Tashan
Seriously, what was debutante director Vijay Krishna Acharya thinking when he wrote this apology of a script? It’s perfectly okay to revisit the classics and pay homage to the masala films of yore, but the new interpretation has to be contemporary, you need to change with the times.
The one thing that you realize after watching TASHAN is, no amount of gloss, glam and top notch stars can ever substitute for a riveting script. Great stars, great styling, great songs and great visuals work as long as the script is great.
Investors Galore for KKR
Knight Riders attracts investors galore
April 20, 2008
The Indian Premier League (IPL) is not just all about cricket and entertainment, but business too. Corporate houses are bending over double to sponsor Shah Rukh Khan’s Kolkata Knight Riders.
It is the favourite team of investors - and one look at the team’s jersey will tell you why. Brand Nokia shines larger than the team’s name on it and this at the cost of millions.
Nokia spokesperson D Shivkumar told IANS: “Shah Rukh Khan and cricket - they team up the passion of India. This is the right time to hit the Kolkata market. We have sponsored Rs.400 million for the jersey of the Knight Riders.”
‘A Few Hindoo’d Men…’
Remember that scene in Rob Reiner’s superbly written A Few Good Men where Tom Cruise and Demi Moore, taking time off to research a court-martial, take time off to go fishing and flirt with each other while a song takes over the soundtrack?
Nope?
Well, it’s the scene director Samar Khan would clearly have liked to see, and so this watered-down, over-dramatised version of Reiner’s 1992 film, while efficiently — and even compellingly — acted by a strong cast, gets the Bollywood treatment.
Item-song by superstar ex-girlfriend and ‘conscientious’ voice-over by superstar himself hop into the treatment, even as the script itself is completely stolen from master writer Aaron Sorkin.
Shaurya - A Few Good Men by NraTa Sadhar
Let’s clear a misconception before we get down to reviewing SHAURYA. It’s not a war film. It’s not jingoistic. It doesn’t spew venom on the neighboring country. It doesn’t show mutilated bodies or blood-soaked faces and limbs.
Sure, SHAURYA has the backdrop of the armed forces. But it’s about a court martial. It’s about two friends, who’re pitched against each other in a courtroom. The ‘culprit’, in turn, doesn’t want to defend himself and remains a mute spectator for reasons best known to him.
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SHAURYA is a serious film and raises a serious issue in the penultimate 20 minutes. And that’s where it scores. Director Samar Khan gradually builds up the tension and when it explodes in the finale, it leaves you stunned and speechless. Most importantly, it makes you uncomfortable… perhaps, that’s one of the reasons why it succeeds.
‘Dasavadharam’ audio release on April 2

It’s confirmed. The most awaited audio launch of the mega movie ‘Dasavadharam’, will be on April 2. Many speculations and predictions suggested that it would be held somewhere in March. IndiaGlitz recently reported that the grand event would take place in April.
Swades - Taran’s expert review
An SRK film is keenly awaited. And if the super-star teams up with a celebrated director whose previous film was nominated for the Academy Awards, the expectations are gargantuan, enormous, colossal.
So when a dynamic combo - SRK and Ashutosh Gowariker - join hands, you expect the film to be, if not better, at least at par with LAGAAN. After all, comparisons with LAGAAN are inevitable!
Unfortunately, SWADES disappoints big time. The story of SWADES would’ve been ideal for a documentary, but for a feature film with a running time of 3 hour plus and starring the country’s biggest star, it just doesn’t work.
Yes, SWADES has a few interesting moments. But a handful of deftly executed sequences aren’t enough. It had to be one exciting joyride, with the 3 hour plus narrative grabbing your attention from the word ‘Go’.
well, well and well…..
check this link out for top 10 popular stars from yahoo
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/top10starsof2007.html
Our very own Ash is no 5. satyam - cant catch you now
just to temper him a little
here are the top 10 movies for the year
Stardust Max award nominations
I can understand that they want to be different but this is a little hilarious
SUPERSTAR OF TOMMOROW - MALE
Himesh Reshammiya (Aap Ka Suroor)
Neil Nitin Mukesh (Johnny Gaddaar)
Kunal Khemu (Traffic Signal)
Ruslan Mumtaz (Mera Pehla Pehla Pyaar)
Ranbir Kapoor (Saawariya)
Muzzamil Ibrahim (Dhokha)
SUPERSTAR OF TOMMOROW - FEMALE
Sagarika Ghatge (Chak De India)
Hansikaa Motwani (Aap Ka Suroor)
Jiah Khan (Nishabd)
Deepika Padukone (Om Shanti Om)
Sonam Kapoor (Saawariya)
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE – MALE
Shreyas Talpade (Om Shanti Om)
Imaaduddin Shah (Dil Dosti Etc)
Kal Penn (The Namesake)
Vikram Chatwal (Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd)
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE – FEMALE
Chitrashi Rawat (Chak De India)
Anjana Sukhani (Salaam–E-Ishq)
Kangana Ranaut (Life… In a Metro)
Shreya Saran (Awaarapan)
Swini Khera (Cheeni Kum)
Ashwini Kalsekar (Johnny Gaddaar)
Sunita Rajwar (Ek Chalis Ki Last Local)
Remake mania
Here is a list of remakes that i think would rock. In no particular order..
1. Chupke Chupke
Director: Raju Hirani
Starring: Aamir (Amitabh) and SRK(Dharmendra)
2. Shakti
Director: Shimit Amin
Top 10 compositions of Rahman - his choices(rediff/HT)
Roja
Bombay
Rangeela
Kandukonden Kandukonden
Taal
Dil Se
Lagaan
RDB
Zubeidaa
Guru
>>> pretty good choices. so let me disagree with the maestro himself
would replace 2 of them, taal with alai payuthe, guru with sangamam. really want to find a place for swades and kanathil muthamittal here - but cant replace any of the others.
Watch OSO, Manoj Kumar isshtyle
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By now, its general knowledge that Manoj Kumar was tad upset with SRK and Farah Khan for having portrayed him in a bad light in OSO. Hence, SRK, the darling that he always is, went personally to apologize to Mr. Bharat himself! And as per media reports, the two legends met over a cuppa’ coffee and Manoj, the ever-forgiving man that he always is, forgave SRK and said that he has now taken the film in the right spirit! After all this, comes the icing on the cake, with Mid-Day actually running their imagi-‘nation’ wild and describing as to how Manoj Kumar saab will watch OSO! We wonder what will happen if creative people all over the globe start using Mr. Bharat ‘in the right spirit’, then, little wonder that he will have to order a hajaar coffee jars, which, we hopefully believe will not be ajar! |
OSO: Kitsch kitsch hota hai
This is a very well written piece - even though i disagree with some of the content.
Saisuresh Sivaswamy | November 12, 2007 | 16:24 IST
The true sign of a successful director is not his or her first film, but the second.
Taran murders Sawariya
By Taran Adarsh, November 9, 2007 - 10:32 IST
Irrespective of how his films fare at the box-office, you cannot shut your eyes to the fact that Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s films have so much to offer in terms of style and substance.
Alas, SAAWARIYA is all style, no substance. When a director of the calibre of SLB attempts a love story, you expect to experience the various emotions that you generally associate with romance. Sadly, the emotions you experience while watching SAAWARIYA is sorrow and after the screening, anguish.
With splendid backers like Hollywood giant Columbia/Sony and a dream cast, Bhansali falters big time in SAAWARIYA. It doesn’t give you the feeling that you’re watching an SLB film or a film of epic proportions. Instead, you constantly feel that you’re watching a 2-hour play.
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Sitting through Sawariya
> Check this out. Very well written piece. i have just given the last closing thoughts. Go to the link for the whole article. rediff is clobbering sawariya - one step at a time
When the film came to an end, one member of the houseful audience clapped, another joined and then a third. Most of us whirled around to see who was making the noise — and even those three celebrants promptly lapsed into silence. Go to enough premieres and you will realize how significant that is — preview audiences will stand to almost any film, given the slightest excuse. That the audience didn’t, here, is the best litmus test for the appeal of Bhansali’s latest.
The movie reminded me of a devastating critique I once read, somewhere. Referring to a total turkey, the reviewer wrote: ‘This film has a certain elusive appeal - it eluded those of us who saw it.’
Amen.
Tit for tat TV battle!
| Found this very funny. background for people who dont follow tamil nadu politics, murasoli maran owns Sun and had a fall out with his uncle Karunanidhi and so Karunanidhi to spite Sun TV started his own TV called Kalaignar.
Tit for tat TV battle! |
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now farah’s turn
I am loving this guys - go farah - go get the dhadi wala
I will never work with Shirish again
By: Sarita Tanwar
November 8, 2007
On the eve of her film’s release, Farah Khan is her usual witty self as she talks about her editor husband, Om Shanti Om and Saawariya
Though director Farah Khan has spoken a lot about her film Om Shanti Om and Shah Rukh Khan, there’s still more to her and OSO as we ask her…
Let’s start with the first copy. What were the reactions of the people who saw it?
Are all questions this boring?
Shah Rukh: Diwali is all mine
Shah Rukh Khan isn’t leaving anything to chance.
Hours before leaving for the London [Images] premiere of his Om Shanti Om on November 8, Khan took the stage at a Nokia event on Wednesday evening in Mumbai’s JW Marriott Hotel and decided to give the folks behind rival Diwali release Saawariya something to chew over.
Speaking about his stellar track record with Diwali releases, Khan laughed. “Diwali sirf meri hain. Yeh sirf main manaata hoon,” he joked. (’Diwali is all mine; only I get to celebrate it’) Khan’s jibe is only half a joke. He’s had major Diwali hits each time, and his Don last year completely buried Jaan-E-Mann, starring Salman Khan [Images] and Akshay Kumar [Images].
Taran reviews OSO…
OSO has generated tremendous heat within and outside the film industry. It’s not the star cast alone that has resulted in unparalleled, unmatched and unprecedented craze for the film. It’s also the person seated on the producer’s chair that makes OSO special. Very special
Some do’s and don’ts you need to follow while watching OSO…
- Lock your brains in the almirah, before you head for the nearby movieplex to catch this zany entertainer.
- Don’t look for logic. Don’t ask questions. Don’t raise eyebrows. .
- Don’t argue with what the Madam chef Farah Khan serves on your plate. .
- Do carry some earplugs/earwax if you’re allergic to noise. The cineplex will reverberate with high decibels of laughter, which could tax your ear-drums if you’re overtly sensitive
Cut the crap? Cut the gyan? Let’s come to the point straightway: Is OSO as big as its hype? Does it meet the monumental expectations? Or is it a gas balloon with a leak?







