1.5/5 – Movie Review: Jab Tak Hai Jaan by Mihir Fadnavis – ‘These pretzels are making me thirsty’

It is hard not to feel upset while watching Jab Tak Hai Jaan, not just because it s the last film directed by the legendary Yash Chopra, but also because the movie borders on cruelty towards us, the paying audience.

Packed with characters who all behave well below acceptable human IQ levels, plotting But how can an unbeatable formula that had been set in DDLJ possibly go wrong?

It probably won’t, because it will undoubtedly rake in hundreds of crores of rupees. Because in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is the king. And King Khan in Locker, shifts into Guy Pearce from Memento, hurls one-liners like Guy Pearce n Lockout, and looks like Guy Pearce in Prometheus. Mostly he plays a guy who gives piercing looks to the ladies on a motorbike to the backdrop of the music from Motorcycle Diaries.

That’s not to say Shahrukh provides the only unintentional laughs in the film – Anushka Sharma’s entry itself is funny enough to dislocate your lower muscles – the opening shot is the camera ingering on her bum, after which it roves around to her crotch and then firmly affixes itself to her boobs. She then takes a semi naked dive into a lake in Leh and then screams that the water is too cold. Perhaps she expected centralized heating in Ladakh lakes.

The biggest asset of Jab Tak Hai Jaan, apart from Anushka Sharma’s legs is Anil Mehta’s photography. Rahman’s music is a disappointment although ‘Challa’ is hurled in again and again to keep the audience from flatlining.

There is enough material in the film to make doctors, Indian army personnel and London police ook stupid, but the most amusing gaffe is Anushka’s character referring to herself as the ‘makeout breakout generation’, the new youth of India. The only agenda of this ‘new youth of India’ is apparently to sleep around and dump people. Well at least the film makes up for its condescending short sightedness by including a Pakistani character as SRK’s London roommate.

But all the flaws could be overlooked had Jab Tak Hai Jaan offered the slightest hint of a decent romance. Sadly it neither caters to the hopelessly romantic nor the aforementioned new youth of India. Shahrukh breaks his rule like Jason Statham in Transporter and kisses a girl for the first time on screen. It doesn’t help that he is the most unconvincing kisser in the long, sad history of unconvincing onscreen kissers, but what really sticks out as unromantic is the sex scene where we see a hairy toe rubbing against an immaculately manicured toe.  manicured toe.

About as exciting as British food and as romantic as standing without an umbrella at a rainy bus stop in Croydon, Jab Tak Hai Jaan is stuffed with star power without an ounce of logic or heart. The only big takeaway from the movie is Anushka Sharma’s character mirroring her own real self, who despite being more talented and charming, is sidelined in an industry that for no reason prefers Katrina Kaif over her.

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7 Comments

  1. Shaan
    Shaan
    November 16, 2012 at 5:00 AM

    its really a bad movie,deserves 1.5.

  2. joker8546
    joker8546
    November 16, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    SAw JTHJ yesterday,,,boring movie,,,one of my frnd left the theatre in interval….i thought of following him.,…but my 200 RS held me…
    And nw i regret my decision….
    SHUD HAv SOS,,,,2nd bad decision
    FIRST ajab gajab love and nw JTJH,,,
    mY RATIN 0/5…faltu movie hai…,,EPIC noobness…

    IN the ENd i left the theatre during last scene, (SRk diffusing bomb 108),.

    GUYS plz go for SOS,,,,mai ban gaya Suutiya,,,aap mat bana

    1. joker8546
      joker8546
      November 16, 2012 at 10:52 AM

      SHUD hav **watched** SOS

  3. Alfa.one
    Alfa.one
    November 16, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    Is there any review of SoS by Mihir Phadnavis ?????

  4. Serenzy
    Serenzy
    November 17, 2012 at 5:19 AM

    ” The
    only big takeaway from the
    movie is Anushka Sharma’s
    character mirroring her own
    real self, who despite being
    more talented and charming, is sidelined in an industry that
    for no reason prefers Katrina Kaif over her.”

    Peekay, MKBKM, Bombay Velvet…

    Go Anushka…Rock it!
    \m/

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