There Is No ‘Khiladi’ Series!

With the idiots at the helm of affair of the ‘C’ grade looking khiladi 786 trying to make it look like the biggest franchise of bollywood (ya with most of them flops and just 2 clean hits its sure got to be the biggest franchise!) what is amusing is the white lie that is the khiladi series itself. actually there is no such thing as the khiladi series or franchise.

how does a film become a sequel of another. by having a common character, an extended story or at least (as akshay’s dumb fans wud agree wholeheartedly) at least by having a common hero (thats the only basis they think that makes up the khiladi series.) apart from that all khiladi films have nothing in common.

but the fact is that even the hero in all khiladi films is not common. khel khiladi ka had dharmendra and dhruv, khatron ke khiladi had dharmendra, sanjay dutt and chunke pandey the hero of the 1st khiladi was e billimoria in 1945, the lead in second khiladi was ashok kumar in 1950, and the 1968 khiladi had fearless nadia as the main lead. shatranj ke khiladi 1977 starred the great sanjeev kumar and saeed jaffery. come to think of it even small time comedian mohan choti of ysteryears played the hero in ‘ek khiladi baawan pattey’.

akshay kumar starred in khiladi (1992) and some more disparate films with the word khiladi thrown in without any common story line or character with just two of them hits (sabse bada khiladi and khiladiyon ka khiladi) and rest all flops. but so did fardeen khan (ek khiladi ek haseena) and some dubbed films like khiladi no 1 and ek anari do khiladi.

but trust the dumb akshay kumar fans to buy the stupid and imaginary khiladi series and queue up for its tickets!

94 Comments

  1. Tango
    Tango
    November 6, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    *Jauhar*

  2. rockie_EK THA TIGER
    rockie_EK THA TIGER
    November 6, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    @iitianway – “Tango jee ..aap maharatsra mein nahin ho ..nahin to yaha aap and baap dono ko tum/tu hi karke bola jaata hain…
    yeh marathi bhasha ka gun/abgun hain pata nahin…”

    Kaunse Maharastra mei Baap to “TU” bulate hai??
    Mai jis Maharashtra ko jaanta hu waha to baap ko “Tumhi” syn Hindi “Aap” bulate hai.

    @Danish Bhai – WELCOME BACK … :D
    @article ….. well Khiladi is more of a media/fans made name given to Akki. Naming a movie as Khiladi series is just a marketing strategy.

    Most of the series/sequels these days are made to “CASH” more money and Khiladi is doing the same thing.

    1. iitianWay
      iitianWay
      November 6, 2012 at 11:50 AM

      RETT dear..yahi ..”tumhi” jab hindi speaking guys se bola jaata hain to tum and tu ban jaata hain …and it is ture. I am in Pune…and we all have this small issue from marathi guys..specially from junior ones.

      1. rockie_EK THA TIGER
        rockie_EK THA TIGER
        November 6, 2012 at 12:09 PM

        You call a friend/brother as “Tu” which is equivalent of “Tu/Tum” in Hindi.
        You call your elders as “Tumhi” which is equivalent of “Aap” in Hindi.

        “Tumhi” is with respect and is not syn to “Tum” but more-so to “Aap”.

        —-> You can confirm this with you marathi colleagues. Ask them ….
        Do you call your father by TU or TUMHI?
        Do you call your friend by TU or TUMHI?

        1. iitianWay
          iitianWay
          November 6, 2012 at 12:58 PM

          lets stop this here only..just mentioned few cultural diff/indiff things.

          but new comers specially.. females.. when they go to govt offices.. face hard time when they are referred as .. tu yaha ja ..tu waha ja

          1. rockie_EK THA TIGER
            rockie_EK THA TIGER
            November 6, 2012 at 1:20 PM

            Yes I understand that few ppl find it difficult, but then one has to adjust with the local flavor if you are new.

            For example when I came to US, I did not expect the US govt officials at airport to speak with Indian accent since I am new here. :)

            Its more of you trying and understanding them rather than expecting them to understand you.

  3. Tango
    Tango
    November 6, 2012 at 12:09 PM

    Even Western UP (especially the Jatt belt) has this tu tadak thing, but not amongst literate ppl.

  4. jacksparrow
    jacksparrow
    November 6, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    ignore this man’s chutiyapa………..hail sallu bhai n akshay

  5. Dhamaka
    Dhamaka
    November 6, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    @ Tango
    “All the khiladi movies featuring have comedy and above all real action, same was the case in Khiladi 420 and Mr. & Mrs Khiladi.”

    Real action :(
    i am afraid this time they are killing this basic ingredient of khiladi movies i mean when you have akki in your movie then is there any need to take help from OTT scenes :(

  6. Dr.Nisheet
    Dr.Nisheet
    November 6, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    @danish—-maine logical jawab hi diya hai par wo tumhari samaj se bahar hai……1 and only thing i again repeat here—-If salman khan “a great actor” of bollywood for you…..than….khiladi is Biggest….greatest…..best…..series in BOLLYWOOD thats all…….you have to admit both or none……

  7. TheRisingStar
    TheRisingStar
    November 6, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    PLEASE PAY ATTENTION: AKSHAY HATERS

    TOP ALL TIME

    1. Three Idiots (2009) – 202.57 crore
    2. Ek Tha Tiger (2012) – 186.18 crore
    3. Bodyguard (2011) – 140.95 crore
    4. Dabangg (2010) – 140.10 crore
    5. Rowdy Rathore (2012) – 134.45 crore
    6. Ready (2011) – 121.26 crores
    7. Agneepath (2012) – 120.53 crores
    8. Ra.One (2011) – 114.78 crores
    9. Ghajini (2008) – 114.67 crores
    10. Housefull 2 (2012) – 113.13 crores

    TOP TEN 2012

    1. Ek Tha Tiger – 187 crore
    2. Rowdy Rathore – 135 crore
    3. Agneepath – 121 crore
    4. Housefull 2 – 114 crore
    5. Barfi – 106 crore
    6. Bol Bachchan – 100 crore
    7. OMG Oh My God – 80 crore
    8. Cocktail – 75 crore
    9. Raaz 3 – 68 crore
    10. Kahaani – 59 crore

    Khiladi 786 and Dabangg2 may outdo jthj and talaash and top both the above charts to jthj and talaash.

  8. Dr.Nisheet
    Dr.Nisheet
    November 6, 2012 at 4:44 PM

    @danish—-get some logic……if having akshay in so many khiladi movies don’t make khiladi a brand or series….then how come hit films of salman make….an actor’s acting good….might that director…story are good….but this not at all means that acting of perticular actor….

  9. Kumar3798
    Kumar3798
    November 6, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    Before Der were hardly any Films That was Made Continuously To bank on The Image of Any Oarticular Lead Actor.I Agree there were few Films Which had d Word Khiladi in Them but No way They were Popular or Had Anything to Do With d Image of a Star.It was then in 1992 when Khiladi Came nd Became A Clean Hit nd Industry nd Audience Got to know a New Young Handsome Young Man who Imoressed Girls with his Looks nd Thrilled Everyone with his Karate Fight Scenes.Suddenly the Name KHILADI got Attachex to Him az It Suited his Real Life Image Because he Was Athletic.So Ppl Started Knowing Him By The Name Khiladi nd KHILADI was Born.So Filmmakers Startex Makng Films Named Khiladi by Having Akshay as The Lead to Bank On his Image.Acc to Trade Khiladi ,MKTA ,KKK,SBK were Clean Hits nd K420 nd International Khiladi were Average,Only Film That Was Not Successful Theatrically Was Mr & Mrs.Khiladi were Akshay was Spotted in a Comic Avatar first time Apart From his Action Image but This Film Became very Popular on TV in Long Run.

    All Haters should Accept it That there may be few Films that had Khiladi words in The Title but it had Nothing to do With the Image of thd Hero nd Many of Them are Unknown to Maximum of Norm Audience.So D Films that were Made In Regular Succesion Keeping Akzhay’s Khiladi Image in

  10. Kumar3798
    Kumar3798
    November 6, 2012 at 4:47 PM

    Before Der were hardly any Films That was Made Continuously To bank on The Image of Any Oarticular Lead Actor.I Agree there were few Films Which had d Word Khiladi in Them but No way They were Popular or Had Anything to Do With d Image of a Star.It was then in 1992 when Khiladi Came nd Became A Clean Hit nd Industry nd Audience Got to know a New Young Handsome Young Man who Imoressed Girls with his Looks nd Thrilled Everyone with his Karate Fight Scenes.Suddenly the Name KHILADI got Attachex to Him az It Suited his Real Life Image Because he Was Athletic.So Ppl Started Knowing Him By The Name Khiladi nd KHILADI was Born.So Filmmakers Startex Makng Films Named Khiladi by Having Akshay as The Lead to Bank On his Image.Acc to Trade Khiladi ,MKTA ,KKK,SBK were Clean Hits nd K420 nd International Khiladi were Average,Only Film That Was Not Successful Theatrically Was Mr & Mrs.Khiladi were Akshay was Spotted in a Comic Avatar first time Apart From his Action Image but This Film Became very Popular on TV in Long Run.

    All Haters should Accept it That there may be few Films that had Khiladi words in The Title but it had Nothing to do With the Image of thd Hero nd Many of Them are Unknown to Maximum of Norm Audience.So D Films that were Made In Regular Succesion Keeping Akzhay’s Khiladi Image in Mind areOrignal Khiladi Movies that Normal Audience Knows nd All Therefore 200% Regard it As a Khiladi Series .

  11. AwesomeAkshay
    AwesomeAkshay
    November 6, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    inka kuch nahi ho sakta :(

  12. jacksparrow
    jacksparrow
    November 6, 2012 at 5:40 PM

    @jacksparrow – ho sake to koi logical jawaab do as to why is khiladi a series and uday chopra’s pyaar impossible is not part of the pyaar series/////

    wtf………seriously,dnt argue with a Danish, he will drag you down to his level n beat you with experience……..i loose

  13. Kumar3798
    Kumar3798
    November 6, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    @Danish U seems to br d Most Foolish one U r Useless,Always come uo with some idiotic post .Pls dont Pay heed to his Posts.Just Leave him Alone with his Baseless Posts .Enjoy Danish

  14. jacksparrow
    jacksparrow
    November 6, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    illogical question pe logical answer maang raha hai, reminds me of digvijay singh

  15. Alfa.one
    Alfa.one
    November 6, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    here I fully support danish on khiladi title. It is all media made and akshay and his fans taking it seriously and enjoying too. Just like king khan or perfectionist khan which also is media made and the fans and the stars also started enjoying it thinking they are king and perfectionist. In fact out of all the films with khiladi title in which akshay acted, hardly one or two were successful. Also this so called king and so called perfectionist have given utter craps after they were given these bullshit titles.

  16. jacksparrow
    jacksparrow
    November 6, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    kabhi “bhaunka” suna hai? term used for people like digvijay singh! they talk illogical stuff to b in limelight n earn browny points from party high command n whts amusing, they always expect a logical debate! by all means, its a compliment

  17. sahildiksha
    sahildiksha
    November 6, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    Danish give us a logical answer that you are not jealous of akshay and you are not an insane..

  18. sahildiksha
    sahildiksha
    November 6, 2012 at 7:06 PM

    @danish
    1. i a not an actor…..thank god
    2. i never wooed a girl he won over…you have such class…?
    3. i am not his age…proof???
    4. i am more intelligent than him…give logic
    5. he is not the best in his field, salman is….but people say salman is dumb ass

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