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What can Ajay Devgn do now ?
ranju | November 2, 2012, 10:35 PM | 32 comments | 0 views


It has been heard that ajay devgn and Viacom18 produced film Son of Sardar(sos) could not even manage 500 single screen in whole India. That 30 cr. budgeted film which is releasing in upcoming Diwali already sold to Eros International by 90 cr. Before hit the theater SOS’s producers managed 60 cr. profit. Following few on my suggestion what Devgn and gang can do to save their Diwali extravaganza.

1. Cast Aamir Khan for another item song. titled: Coo Coo
2.Decleare SOS a blockbuster as it already make 60 cr. profit by broadcasting at Doordarshan.
3. Promote it as a Salman Khan film ( which they r already doin).
4. Sell it to YRF, as they are know to eliminate competetion.
5. Rename Son of sardar as 3 sardars or Ek tha sardar.
6. Release as ‘Jab tak hai son of sardar’ to confuse single screen exhibitors.

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  1. Being Heman

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha….
    post of the century…rolfmao…. :P
    :D
    :D
    :D

  2. Tango

    Good sense of humour :-)

    Actually it all comes to this- All wrongs and rights that either YRF or ADF did or are will hardly matter to what happens this Diwali.

    YRF should not waste energy on trying to clear their name and SOS ppl should not try to play victim, in a bid to counter the YC demise factor (as advised by both their Pr & mktng ppl) .

    It all hardly matters to the paying audience, who will not even bother about who was right or wrong.

    Instead, let me advise both to go for the jugular via aggressive promos, as that is what will matter.

  3. Rockyy

    LMAO..!! Awesome post.. Loved it..

  4. jealous hater of srk

    Good post rofl….
    They cn do sme other things also
    Ajay devgn can go to numerlogist and can add extra s to make it sons of sardar include aamir and salman
    Can ask compensiation or discount frm yrf as diwali season is der
    Or can ask amt of money spent of sonakshi size clothes and food bill which wuld help them to recover half budget spent

  5. jealous hater of srk

    Good post rofl….
    They cn do sme other things also
    Ajay devgn can go to numerlogist and can add extra s to make it sons of sardar include aamir and salman which wil increase in screen space
    Can ask compensiation or discount frm yrf as diwali season is der
    Or can ask amt of money spent of sonakshi size clothes and food bill which wuld help them to recover half budget spent

  6. Rockyy

    Before the clock strikes twelve the only thing Ajay Devgn n SOS team can do is sing a song for SRK very gently..

    Baar Baar Din Yeh Aaye
    Baar Baar Dil Yeh Gaaye
    Tum Jiyo Hazaaron Saal Saal Ke Din Ho Pachaas Hazaar…!!

  7. Gorilla

    Ajay Devgn will have the last laugh. As pointed by Tangi bhai, the case suit is a well calculated marketing ploy to play a victim. And if the buzz on twitter is to go by, then the same folks who a week ago were hoping that SOS gets postponed to honor Yash Chopra are now siding with David…..yes ADF has been successful in painting itself as a victim and is now in David’s role comfortably.
    One thing that goes with Indians is – whenever it comes between choosing, they back the underdog.
    So round 2 here goes to ADF. The only thing that they now need is a good product and not shatter the David story…..baaki juntaa Delhi legi….the way they did to OSO and Golmaal3.

  8. waleed jawaid

    i had heard that YRF films was the biggest banner in this industry …agar is tarah badmashi cy screens lete hain tou lannat hai YRF films per…agar himmat ha tou equal number screens per competition karo..!! even in this scenario..i can sense jab tak hai jan as a weak product jab hi tou ye kam horaha ha..!!! i still support the film with good content but these things are unfair..!

  9. sanket porwal

    This is awesome!

    On a serious note, if SOS is really a good film, they dont need to worry. It WILL WORK WONDERS!

    1. iitianWay

      same is true for jthj ..they shud not work overtime…if they have enough fire.

  10. Asif Anwar

    @Tango @Sanket. As ADF latest statements states that yrf have booked all good ss for 2 weeks. After two weeks, Talaash and after that Khiladi 786 will come. Even if SOS is good movie, will it have space to perform?

  11. Engineer

    chullu bhar paani(screens) me….

  12. srk lover

    one week back SOS had a chance of collecting 100-120 crores
    Now after the tactics of YRF, SOS is struggling to get even SS. Now SOS has a chance of collecting 50-60 crores.
    Two things are clear though:
    1. YRF has lost faith in the star power of srk
    2. JTHJ is not a well made movie

  13. srk lover

    If it was to be a fair game, then the release size should have been
    multiplexes: 65% JTHJ and 35% SOS
    Single Screens: 40% JTHJ and 60% SOS

    But looks like it will be
    JTHJ 80% all over and SOS only 20%

    IT will be a good things for SOS if it manages to cross 5 crores in one day.

  14. Khan.1

    Hillarious post ranju. Looks like SRK fans are celebrating!
    U must ‘gayi SOS pani me’ in ua post. Good one chalu

    Waleed
    abe dimag sahi hai na. Kabhi ajay ne SRK k equal no. Of screens pe movie release ki hai kya?

  15. ranju

    If SOS collect 5+ cr. in day one that will be a great achievement for Eros, Viacom and Devgn films.

    Now Devgn and gang playing victim game. Lets see how much sympathy they get from ticket paying public.

    New Slogan for Son of Sardar

    ” PATHAN KA YAAR KO KOI RULANA NAHIN”

  16. rockie_EK THA TIGER

    Ajay D should not worry if he gets less screens.

    Yrf jo uchchal raha hai wo sirf Khan’s ke wajah se. After D3 there is no Khan to save these CHOR’s.

    Ajay D should just make sure he releases his Himmatwala, Satyagrah, Singham 2 on the same date of next Yrf releases.

    Then we will see how many screens Yrf will get then. Ye ladhai abhi khatam nahi hogi …. abhi to bass shuru hui hai.

    —–
    Yrf was down in dumpsters few years ago when Salman saved their ass by signing ETT.
    Srk and Aamir followed Salman and signed their resp movies with Yrf.

    Agar Salman Bhai ne sar pe haath na rakha hota to Yrk abhi tak bankrupt ho chuki hoti.

  17. harish

    Rockie, Good joke regarding Yash Raj I fell down laughing. Bankcrupt haaaa.

  18. ranju

    Great Investment Opportunity ! Great Investment Opportunity !

    Buy shares of Viacom18 and Eros Internationl. It would be a great Diwali gift to your friends and family. Make them millionaire. After the huge success of SOS, Eros and viacom share price will be sky high. This is the best time to secure the future of you and your family.

    Great Investment Opportunity ! Great Investment Opportunity !

  19. Fasel

    YRF was down? WTF am I reading. People write anything these days to grab eyeballs.

  20. Fasel

    Salman should thank YRF that they spent $$$ for decent action verna you wouldve had Salman jumping from one train to second train to third train in matter of 5 seconds. Look like you have forgotten BGs action scenes.

    1. rockie_EK THA TIGER

      Lolz… Before ETT … Salman had 3 – 100cr movies.
      1 ATBB and 2 BB back to back.

      Yrf was having ZERO 100cr movies. All thanks to Salman Bhai … yrf was able to get their first and ONLY 100cr movie.

      Agar Salman ne ETT sign nahi ki hoti to .. nahi Srk aur na hi Aamir yrf ki movies sign karte.

      Yrf was sitting on theatrical duds like – Lafanhey Parinde, DBH, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, Aaja Nachle, Pyaar Impossible and many more …

      Salman Bhai saved thier ASS …. which anyways is going to get whopped after D3. Because there is no Khan movie after D3.
      Jitna uchchalna hai uchal lo …. after D3 … yrf will be back into dustbin.

      —-> After Tashan, Akki has also decided not to work with Yrf. Ajay D will anyways not work with them. To bachca kaun??

    2. rockie_EK THA TIGER

      You can say whateve abt BG …. but it was a BB in India and overseas as well.

  21. danish

    i just noticed that the visual quality of 1920 and ‘ jab tak hai gxxnd’ is very similar.

    and apparently 1920 did not even shoot in london.

  22. Khan.1

    Salmans ek tha l**d collected big at BO due to sympathy factor. Congo to salman fans

  23. jealous hater of srk

    Apparently i found ek tha c*****a Ganjara Ganajara song was dedicated on lallu’s Ganjapan..

  24. danish

    will sadar DO in jab tak hai ‘gxxnd’. looks like it.

  25. Aditya007

    WtH here words like g***nd ,l***nd continue using ,indicating Bans have able to Come!!
    @Mods please warn him before its went more dirty!!

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