What can Ajay Devgn do now ?

It has been heard that ajay devgn and Viacom18 produced film Son of Sardar(sos) could not even manage 500 single screen in whole India. That 30 cr. budgeted film which is releasing in upcoming Diwali already sold to Eros International by 90 cr. Before hit the theater SOS’s producers managed 60 cr. profit. Following few on my suggestion what Devgn and gang can do to save their Diwali extravaganza.

1. Cast Aamir Khan for another item song. titled: Coo Coo
2.Decleare SOS a blockbuster as it already make 60 cr. profit by broadcasting at Doordarshan.
3. Promote it as a Salman Khan film ( which they r already doin).
4. Sell it to YRF, as they are know to eliminate competetion.
5. Rename Son of sardar as 3 sardars or Ek tha sardar.
6. Release as ‘Jab tak hai son of sardar’ to confuse single screen exhibitors.

32 Comments

  1. Being Heman
    Being Heman
    November 2, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha….
    post of the century…rolfmao…. :P
    :D
    :D
    :D

  2. Tango
    Tango
    November 2, 2012 at 11:34 PM

    Good sense of humour :-)

    Actually it all comes to this- All wrongs and rights that either YRF or ADF did or are will hardly matter to what happens this Diwali.

    YRF should not waste energy on trying to clear their name and SOS ppl should not try to play victim, in a bid to counter the YC demise factor (as advised by both their Pr & mktng ppl) .

    It all hardly matters to the paying audience, who will not even bother about who was right or wrong.

    Instead, let me advise both to go for the jugular via aggressive promos, as that is what will matter.

  3. Rockyy
    Rockyy
    November 2, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    LMAO..!! Awesome post.. Loved it..

  4. jealous hater of srk
    jealous hater of srk
    November 2, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    Good post rofl….
    They cn do sme other things also
    Ajay devgn can go to numerlogist and can add extra s to make it sons of sardar include aamir and salman
    Can ask compensiation or discount frm yrf as diwali season is der
    Or can ask amt of money spent of sonakshi size clothes and food bill which wuld help them to recover half budget spent

  5. jealous hater of srk
    jealous hater of srk
    November 2, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    Good post rofl….
    They cn do sme other things also
    Ajay devgn can go to numerlogist and can add extra s to make it sons of sardar include aamir and salman which wil increase in screen space
    Can ask compensiation or discount frm yrf as diwali season is der
    Or can ask amt of money spent of sonakshi size clothes and food bill which wuld help them to recover half budget spent

  6. Rockyy
    Rockyy
    November 2, 2012 at 11:51 PM

    Before the clock strikes twelve the only thing Ajay Devgn n SOS team can do is sing a song for SRK very gently..

    Baar Baar Din Yeh Aaye
    Baar Baar Dil Yeh Gaaye
    Tum Jiyo Hazaaron Saal Saal Ke Din Ho Pachaas Hazaar…!!

  7. Gorilla
    Gorilla
    November 2, 2012 at 11:58 PM

    Ajay Devgn will have the last laugh. As pointed by Tangi bhai, the case suit is a well calculated marketing ploy to play a victim. And if the buzz on twitter is to go by, then the same folks who a week ago were hoping that SOS gets postponed to honor Yash Chopra are now siding with David…..yes ADF has been successful in painting itself as a victim and is now in David’s role comfortably.
    One thing that goes with Indians is – whenever it comes between choosing, they back the underdog.
    So round 2 here goes to ADF. The only thing that they now need is a good product and not shatter the David story…..baaki juntaa Delhi legi….the way they did to OSO and Golmaal3.

  8. waleed jawaid
    waleed jawaid
    November 3, 2012 at 12:07 AM

    i had heard that YRF films was the biggest banner in this industry …agar is tarah badmashi cy screens lete hain tou lannat hai YRF films per…agar himmat ha tou equal number screens per competition karo..!! even in this scenario..i can sense jab tak hai jan as a weak product jab hi tou ye kam horaha ha..!!! i still support the film with good content but these things are unfair..!

  9. sanket porwal
    sanket porwal
    November 3, 2012 at 12:14 AM

    This is awesome!

    On a serious note, if SOS is really a good film, they dont need to worry. It WILL WORK WONDERS!

    1. iitianWay
      iitianWay
      November 3, 2012 at 12:26 AM

      same is true for jthj ..they shud not work overtime…if they have enough fire.

  10. sanket porwal
    sanket porwal
    November 3, 2012 at 12:32 AM

    Sure iitianway. But its SOS team who is in panic mode. So hence my comment.

  11. Chalu
    Chalu
    November 3, 2012 at 12:41 AM

    Gayi SOS paani mein!! :(

  12. suprabh
    suprabh
    November 3, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    hahahahha…Good one Ranju

  13. Asif Anwar
    Asif Anwar
    November 3, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    @Tango @Sanket. As ADF latest statements states that yrf have booked all good ss for 2 weeks. After two weeks, Talaash and after that Khiladi 786 will come. Even if SOS is good movie, will it have space to perform?

  14. Engineer
    Engineer
    November 3, 2012 at 12:52 AM

    chullu bhar paani(screens) me….

  15. srk lover
    srk lover
    November 3, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    one week back SOS had a chance of collecting 100-120 crores
    Now after the tactics of YRF, SOS is struggling to get even SS. Now SOS has a chance of collecting 50-60 crores.
    Two things are clear though:
    1. YRF has lost faith in the star power of srk
    2. JTHJ is not a well made movie

  16. srk lover
    srk lover
    November 3, 2012 at 1:51 AM

    If it was to be a fair game, then the release size should have been
    multiplexes: 65% JTHJ and 35% SOS
    Single Screens: 40% JTHJ and 60% SOS

    But looks like it will be
    JTHJ 80% all over and SOS only 20%

    IT will be a good things for SOS if it manages to cross 5 crores in one day.

  17. Khan.1
    Khan.1
    November 3, 2012 at 2:11 AM

    Hillarious post ranju. Looks like SRK fans are celebrating!
    U must ‘gayi SOS pani me’ in ua post. Good one chalu

    Waleed
    abe dimag sahi hai na. Kabhi ajay ne SRK k equal no. Of screens pe movie release ki hai kya?

  18. rockie_EK THA TIGER
    rockie_EK THA TIGER
    November 3, 2012 at 3:45 AM

    Ajay D should not worry if he gets less screens.

    Yrf jo uchchal raha hai wo sirf Khan’s ke wajah se. After D3 there is no Khan to save these CHOR’s.

    Ajay D should just make sure he releases his Himmatwala, Satyagrah, Singham 2 on the same date of next Yrf releases.

    Then we will see how many screens Yrf will get then. Ye ladhai abhi khatam nahi hogi …. abhi to bass shuru hui hai.

    —–
    Yrf was down in dumpsters few years ago when Salman saved their ass by signing ETT.
    Srk and Aamir followed Salman and signed their resp movies with Yrf.

    Agar Salman Bhai ne sar pe haath na rakha hota to Yrk abhi tak bankrupt ho chuki hoti.

  19. FS
    FS
    November 3, 2012 at 4:03 AM

    My advance condolences to Yrf…

  20. harish
    harish
    November 3, 2012 at 4:06 AM

    Rockie, Good joke regarding Yash Raj I fell down laughing. Bankcrupt haaaa.

  21. Fasel
    Fasel
    November 3, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    YRF was down? WTF am I reading. People write anything these days to grab eyeballs.

  22. Fasel
    Fasel
    November 3, 2012 at 8:31 AM

    Salman should thank YRF that they spent $$$ for decent action verna you wouldve had Salman jumping from one train to second train to third train in matter of 5 seconds. Look like you have forgotten BGs action scenes.

    1. rockie_EK THA TIGER
      rockie_EK THA TIGER
      November 3, 2012 at 12:42 PM

      Lolz… Before ETT … Salman had 3 – 100cr movies.
      1 ATBB and 2 BB back to back.

      Yrf was having ZERO 100cr movies. All thanks to Salman Bhai … yrf was able to get their first and ONLY 100cr movie.

      Agar Salman ne ETT sign nahi ki hoti to .. nahi Srk aur na hi Aamir yrf ki movies sign karte.

      Yrf was sitting on theatrical duds like – Lafanhey Parinde, DBH, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, Aaja Nachle, Pyaar Impossible and many more …

      Salman Bhai saved thier ASS …. which anyways is going to get whopped after D3. Because there is no Khan movie after D3.
      Jitna uchchalna hai uchal lo …. after D3 … yrf will be back into dustbin.

      —-> After Tashan, Akki has also decided not to work with Yrf. Ajay D will anyways not work with them. To bachca kaun??

    2. rockie_EK THA TIGER
      rockie_EK THA TIGER
      November 3, 2012 at 12:45 PM

      You can say whateve abt BG …. but it was a BB in India and overseas as well.

  23. danish
    danish
    November 3, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    i just noticed that the visual quality of 1920 and ‘ jab tak hai gxxnd’ is very similar.

    and apparently 1920 did not even shoot in london.

  24. Khan.1
    Khan.1
    November 3, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    Salmans ek tha l**d collected big at BO due to sympathy factor. Congo to salman fans

  25. jealous hater of srk
    jealous hater of srk
    November 3, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    Apparently i found ek tha c*****a Ganjara Ganajara song was dedicated on lallu’s Ganjapan..

  26. danish
    danish
    November 3, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    will sadar DO in jab tak hai ‘gxxnd’. looks like it.

  27. Aditya007
    Aditya007
    November 3, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    WtH here words like g***nd ,l***nd continue using ,indicating Bans have able to Come!!
    @Mods please warn him before its went more dirty!!

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