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This post is Chatukarita ki Hadh i.e Height of sycophancy


In a season where law minister of the country is acting like In-Law minister to Save Mother india’s Son-In-Law. I thought main bhi apne star ke prati apni wafadari Sabit karon. So this Post.

I Like SRK..
Because He is not Sanjeev Kumar and Al Pacino (Acting wise)
Because He is not Akshay kumar (Look, Fitness and Physic wise)
Because He is not Hrithik or Govinda (Dance wise)
Because He is not Human or Being Human (Neki kar Media main daal)
Because He is not pretentious (He doesn’t belive that Satyamev Always Jayate)
Because He is Manupulative like most of us who belive Pehle Aatma phir parmatma
Because He is Insecure like most of us who feel insecure if boss give more prefearnce and importance to a new employee rather then you who is working there since many years.
Because He can kick out prince of kolkata from kolkata’s team and still remain king of kolkata
Because He is the example of Rages to riches story
Because He can take bull by his horn and come out unskatched.
Because He can crack joke on anyone and ready to ridicule. (I think he is the most ridiculer star out there with gay jokes in abndon)
Because He is the true example of One men Industry.
Because He is one among them who gives most quotable quote. (Giving 2 exmp)
During Don release days there was one function where SRK had to launch mobile video game.

1- SRK came late to the function. Reporter’s asked wht he came late. Pet came Reply. You know don ka intezar 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai. Police ko chakma dekar yaha aane main thoda late ho gaya.

2- As eveyone know Don was clashing with Janeman. Salman and Akshay was back together after a huge success Mujse Shadi karoge. Reporter’s asked “Kya aapko film ki pitne ka dae nahi hai”. SRK replied “Agar koi Don ko peente ka khawad dekh raha hai to uske liye hi main ye video game lekar aaya houn. Yahan jitna chaho Don ko peet lo. Ye Don Box office per nahi pitega”

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  1. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    Good morning Dj,,

    Maza aa gaya bhai. Saying funny would be grossly underestimating your post..

    “law minister of the country is acting like In-Law minister” ROFL :) :O)

    “Being Human (Neki kar Media main daal)” ROFLMAO :) :D :P

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    Actual i was going to post on the same topic but now i wont be able to do so.
    Neways good post and liked the sarcasm. The last dialougue was very well said by SRK.

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    @
    Actual i was going to post on the same topic but now i wont be able to do so.

    Oh ! Khan.1 Sorry. Thay mean i did the same what Karan did to RK Hirani. I mean because of My name is khan Hirani Scrapped his Munna bhai chale America.

  4. AwesomeAkshay

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    nice post ….

  5. Aryan29

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    Agar aisai naam khrab karna hai salman ka then this applies to other actors also like Akshay Kumar same Neki Kar media mein Daal –

    @AkshayKumar Someone has rightly said, “No one has ever become poor by giving.” And taking that thought forward I’m auctioning one of my suits from OMG Oh My God. The proceeds of this will go to Muktangan, who currently needs Rs. 15 lakhs to cover 60% of one of their pre-primary school’s annual budget for the academic year 2012-2013.

    http://www.whosay.com/akshaykumar/content/408752?wsref=tw&code=GEe4ivr

    https://twitter.com/akshaykumar/status/253480250556698624

    Moroever Salman Khan has his OWN CHARITY ORGANISATION AND BRAND for which promotion is necessary unlike any of other actors.

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      It requires only little brain to understand the difference between an auction announcement and a reward (or favor) announcement, but you seem so desperate to tell everyone that you do not have even that much of ‘thinking organ’

  6. Engineer

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    i love srk….
    Bcoz he is srk

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    I love SRK when he is off the screen. I like SRK when he is on the screen.
    Jab tak hai Jaan, yeh October, SRK ke naam aur shayad yeh saal bhi.

  8. Aditya007

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    “He is not Human or Being Human (Neki kar Media main daal)”
    lol

    • iitianWay

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      rather…
      nikar utaar dari mein daal :)

  9. fearlesssoul

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    I like him because he reminds me of hamburg, hamburger n humming bird

  10. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    @Aryan29.

    I support Salman too. Yaar gareebon ki madad honi chahiye kaise bhi ho.

    • fearlesssoul

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      now he won’t lol on you

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    Very good article Dj. Just one little flaw – that you are a fan of SRK. It’s not your fault, sometimes it’s the wrong choices people make! If Aamir is an opportunist, then Srk personifies it. Nobody knows how to twist manipulate and use a situation to ones own advantage as srk does.
    Sad part is Aamir is ridiculed as an opportunist. Srk is considered a shrewd business head when he does so.

  12. suprabh

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    Fantastic post DJ– you showed clever sarcasm and faltu srksm both in one post :)

  13. Serenzy

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    “Because He is not pretentious
    (He doesn’t belive that
    Satyamev Always Jayate)”

    Hahaha….Chappar Phaad Line hain Dj Dude!

    Good Post on Shah…Aaj Kal NG pe Jyaada Padh ne ko Nahi Milta.

  14. SalmanisGod - Koi Shaq

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    Pls don’t doubt god’s good deeds.. Being human god ka budgape ka sahara he.. Kya malum log kab tak mandir ( read masala ) aayege :-( bahut muskil se insan se god banaya he.. Tum log hi batao 4 logo ko apne gadi ke niche rond ne ke bad, gf ko gaali dene ke baad, extint animals ka hunting karne ke baad, underworld ke sat connections rakhne ke baad GOD Banna kitna mushkil he …. Yeh koi sadharan aadmi ki bas ki Baat nahi he.. Yeh sirf GOD kar sakte he.. Next time GOD ke khalif bolne se do baar sochlena..

    • Aryan29

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      lol prateek SRK fan your comments are not even patch in sarcasm or in trying to be funny. you are trying TOO hard and its NOT enough. :( Go and get some tutions for it maybe then there is a chance. :(

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    By the way just read what comment this coward had made just recently -

    Prateek
    Submitted on 2012/10/05 at 11:56 AM
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    Akki the king, akki rock$, Vikram rathore, Awosmeakshay, Aditya007, The risingstar, tashan.. Yeh sab ID’s ekhi aadmi ke he ??? Their commenting pattern is same.. Their IP address should be checked..

    http://www.naachgaana.com/2012.....ent-391929

  16. Aryan29

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    LOOOOOLLL HahAhaaHAA rafee udhar SRK twitter pe har ek altu faltu ikka dukka journalist ko buttering kar ra hai idhar SRK fan ko salmangod ka sahara lena padh ra hai aur khud ki identity se sharam aa rai hai samaj nahin aa ra whom should i pity more :(

    by the way prateek akki fans ke ip address check karne se se yaad aya tumne to email address b change nahin kia kam se kam e-mail address to change kar lete :P

    tumne to tumhara sabse bada popat kar dia :( :D

    • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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      @Aryan – God does not fear anyone.. He is the ultimate power of the universe with 6.5ATbB, 4B2B BB and 7-8 biggest hits of the year :P Why I need to change my Email ?? I m just the messenger of God- Ek tha Human :P I never intended to keep my identity secret.. It’s u guys thinking themselves as Karamchand jasoos on finding my name :P But don’t worry GoD ka dil bahut vadda he.. :P :D

      • Aryan29

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        Prateek Jain how many times you have changed your id?? at least 4 times this proves that you wanted to hide yourself. and your first id was Salman rocks akki sucks but wo maine jaldi pakd lia to change kar dia or ROFL you were about to bash akki by pretending you are salman fan, SRK fan hoke akshay kumar ko openly bash karne ka dum b nahin hai darr lagta hai akshay kumar fans se ki wo vaat laga deng srk ki jo asli aukat hai uski aaj :D SRK ka fan hone mein kitni sharam aati haina prateek jain :D

  17. lucky singh

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    Lolz. feeling bad to see such condition of srk fans itni buri halat SRK fans hokar itni sharam aa rai hai jo salman god ke naam se id banake comment karne par rae hai Ra-one ne kya to condition bana di hai dono SRK aur unke fans ki

  18. Sanjeev- ajay fan until diwali

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    i hope JTHJ becomes a real hit in India unlike manipulated hits like Ra one and don2 so that some srk fans will come into senses

  19. Aryan29

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    Sanjeev saying SRK film becomes Hit hahahaaaaa bwhahaha Sanjeev is wishing Jab tak hai jaan becomes HIT itni buri halat SRK aur uske fans ki :D :D :D :D

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    The comments on this post are truly living upto the title of this post…Good job DJ :)

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    @
    God- Ek tha Human or God-koi shaq…Yaar whoever you are ? I Salute you. You present yourself to ridicule just for your fav star. Main tum jaise fans ko samjh nahi pata houn.

  22. GOD- Ek Tha Human

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    @DJ – God ke naam anake par roop ekhi he.. The ultimate star with 6.5ATBB, 4B2B Bb and 7-8 biggest. Hits of the year.. :P If u wanna really salute salute God – Ek tha hunan.. He does not drink, ladkiyo ki izzat karna, traffic rules follow karna, wildlife protect karna.. He is the ultimate man turned God of the universe.. So if u really wanna salute God not me… I must say not salute but worship him like me , Aryan, Rockie n Danish and sone others do here.. Believe me earth ll be a better place to live ;-)

    • Aryan29

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      Prateek Jain ke to naam mein he PJ hai phir b Ek b PJ dhang ka nahin aa ra you are Trying so hard then also fail :( . Isse achi comedy to KRK and SRK kar lete hai Non-comedy films mein. vaise SRK this diwali is back to basics with his godftaher YRF his best romantic genre ar rehman gulzar katrina and everything so with this everything will jab tak hai jaan finally cross 4 years old ghajini collections for SRK or SRK fans like you have to keep hiding as salman fan behind Salman’s name.

      • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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        prateek your lol comments are not funny too :P … so keep LOLing harder

        • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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          Pls delete the word prateek from above

        • Aryan29

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          GOD- Ek Tha Human
          October 9, 2012 at 6:56 PM · Reply
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          prateek your lol comments are not funny too … so keep LOLing harder :lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

          Prateek jain khud ka he popat kar dia na phir se :D khud k naam se he khud he ko comment kar dia na tumhre dimag ki kya to halaat kar di hai :( khud ke dimag ko kuch jyda he zor dena pad ra hai :( maansik santulan to thik haina :( islie kehta hu jao aise comments karne ke lie koi achi tutions join kar lo :( :P

          • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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            Aryan – Hahaha ek typo ke lite Irma Kush ?? I m trying to become perfect like GoD.. Till I become perfect I may do sone mistake.. I hav started driving classes too.. But still I m driving on road.. Hope one day I become perfect and drive the car on the footpath like my ultimate GOD :P

          • Aryan29

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            Ek Typo???? Typing your own name prateek instead of Aryan is ek typo???? for you????? PRATEEK instead of ARYAN is ek typo????? HhAhahahaAAhHAHhaa :lol: kya to halaat ho gayi hai tumhare dimaag aur tumhari Prateek :( kitni bar bola tha mat karna ab dekho kya kar dia khud ke sath :(

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      Neither your comments are funny nor your sarcasm is working instead you are mocking yourself and SRK fans by doing such comments.

      • Aryan29

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        Diva, don’t tell him that please his comments are ironical and inversely showing condition of his fav.actor SRK. Also let him do this if he thinks his comments are funny. :mrgreen:

        • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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          i dont give a damn hw SRK’s condition gonna be… i m here for my god who has given 6.6 ATBB, $ B2B BB and 7-8 biggest hits of the year

          • Aryan29

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            Prateek its ok i know SRK ki condition he aisi hai that even his fans don’t wanna give damn to him :( but c’mon umeeed se dunia kayam hai kya bata SRK sach mein is diwali finally ghajini 4 years collection cross kar de :P YRF Romantic genre ar rehman gulzar katrina sab kuch hai don’t loose the hope :( inspite of all thi SOS jyada to nahin kar degi :( kya SRK this year end mein in top 5 mein to rahega na :(

      • suprabh

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        diva,

        they can never be funny to you, since they are mocking Salman.. had they been made to hail him, your tears of joy would have dampened NG.

        • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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          Exactly sup.. These same guys start loling on Iamsrk n srkfaltufan comments.. Lol lol karte lotpot hojate he :P

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          Suprabh , Neither i am fan of Salman Nor i am against SRK.You Gotta be fool to say that.You even don’t know me properly to judge like this.Its like me accusing of you being hater of Salman Khan because you always try to make comments against him and his fans and since prateek is trying to do same your tears of joy are dampened as a result of which you trying to defend him and his unfunny comments .right no? . I say what i feel don’t care whether it invloves salman or SRK. Prateek’s comments are not even barely funny what he is trying to do he is failing instead SRK is being mocked by Aryan to his response i felt that so said that. So stop judging blindly when you even don’t know me.

          • suprabh

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            diva,

            first of all–How is this related to Srk ..I didn’t get the point there..and second,,your comments are pretty evident as to whose boat you like to sail in. You are busy mocking all other fans (except Salman) and then you act so Naive to make a comment like the one above. Regarding Prateek’s comments- to me they are funny once you take the whole sceme of things into account–its like everything coming around the full circle..started with hailing salman as god and singing his bhakti chants..to a point when someone’s else’s same mocking as become annoying the devotees themselves.

          • diva

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            “Your comments are pretty evident as to whose boat you like to sail in”

            yeah and your comments are evident that you are hater of that boat you don’t want to see that boat sailing and you are burning inside coz of that. equally stupid logic to your comment right?
            What presumption you make of my comments or what you get of my comments that is not under my control i say what i feel and think is right and i will keep doing that.You labelled me Salman fan just because i said Prateek SRK fan against Salman and his fans is not funny and failing.This shows your common sense.and you are asking how this is related to SRK. naive no? Even in your last comment you are saying i am busy mocking all fans except Salman fans which i actually don’t can never ever think of like this way again it shows how stupid you are trying to judge me.You can continue blindly judging me. As i said I have no control over what others like you judge me by reading my comments.Yes Suprabh you are the one Smart guy of NG judge everyone here from reading everyone’s comments.Keep trying.Good luck.

          • suprabh

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            Ohh..looks like a touched a nerve there !!

            For a person who who talks about being judgemental and what not..looks at your own comments..You are saying that you speak your mind and you will keep doing that and just because they tend to go a certain Khan’s direction– “soo no no..please dont judge me..look I am just speaking my mind”…Try this trick somewhere else

            regarding Prateek and Srk– I dont even know if he is Srk Fan or not..have never interacted with him much…I just found his GOD act funny because of the reasons I explained in the comment above–the Bhakts getting pissed because of their GOD being mocked..So there goes your common sense theory.

            Regarding judging you– I am just saying what is reflected in your comments..You are always mocking Akshay Fans.. and trying follow all the salman Brigade..The height was posting Aryan’s comment when he was banned..whenever Someone tried to mock ETT..you claimed that as bad attempt.. Look at your own deeds before analysing mine.

          • diva

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            And You finding prateek’s Salman God comments funny? Ohk thats Great for you.

          • diva

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            Trick?? Try? so according to you now I am trying tricks on you.Yeah of course i was the first one to comment here to you.Guess that was just too much for you.Ok now i won’t try any tricks on YOU.Are you Okay now? Good.

            ‘there goes my common sense theory’ yes ofcourse here only your common sense theory is right only you are smart here and whatever you think and say is right of course again my mistake. I apologize again :(

            Awww so you are just saying what is reflected in my comments and not judging me oh i see again so wrong of me i had just forgot that how here you are always correct and how Reflections of my comments have been affecting you ohh smart guy yeah you are always correct whatever you say is right no? then how will it matter whether i should clear that – i myself posted comments against Ek Tha Tiger in few instances whenever i felt like or how in SB Aryan told me randomly and i just posted his comment or how i always see Akshay fans talking stupid. Of course it won’t matter because Suprabh is so smart and only intelligent guy (besides maybe akshay kumar fans) that he is always correct in NG the one who gets “reflections” of the comments and pass judgements on the base of that without judging. :P how can he be wrong? specially in NG here he is only smart person in NG he is always right in NG.ok now? Good.

          • suprabh

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            /wow.. What a fantastic comment…Bigger than ETT’s success !! /explanations pe explanations….Man..some people dont ever learn from their mistakes..such a desperate attempt to show that your not a Sallu fan…hahahahahahaha… itni koshish toh koi nahi karta…you must be his most ashamed fan or somthing

            and to quote you.. you are the best , most honest person on NG…OK now,? good

          • Aryan29

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            Diva’s Last comment on Ek Tha Tiger -

            diva
            Submitted on 2012/09/25 at 2:53 AM
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            lol salman fans though ek tha tiger is ahead in its distribution share but there is no comparison with 3idiots it is any day a far bigger hit than ek tha tiger which is just a Blockbuster.

            http://www.naachgaana.com/2012/09/24/3-idiots-or-ek-tha-tiger-which-is-the-biggest-hit/comment-page-1/#comment-390388

            Her other few comments -

            diva
            Submitted on 2012/09/13 at 10:12 PM
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            Ved-Z

            FS for ur very kind info

            Ajay & Akshay are ahead of 2 khans (SRK & Aamir) at the moment at BO.

            Yeah i agree after giving joker at the momnet at BO he is ahead of 2 khans (SRK & Aamir)

            http://www.naachgaana.com/2012/09/11/high-rise-akshay/comment-page-1/#comment-388569

            diva

            Submitted on 2012/08/28 at 4:50 PM
            Hot debate. What do you think? 8 9

            If SRK’ s next is something like RNBJ then it will thrash SOS like anything worldwide.

            http://www.naachgaana.com/2012/08/28/son-of-sardaar-confirmed-for-nov-13-release/comment-page-1/#comment-384501

            diva
            Submitted on 2012/09/06 at 5:44 PM
            Hot debate. What do you think? 14 10

            and whats the big deal? even if his 3 films collect 100crores in a year i mean wasn’t last year SRK 2 films collected 100crores in a span of just 3months and both were supposed to be underperformers lol
            .
            http://www.naachgaana.com/2012.....ent-386720

          • diva

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            lol Aryan why are you clearing him it won’t matter he will anyway come up with something else and argue to only say he is right just because…. he is always right :P you should understand that. You see he is only smart guy in NG whatever he says is always correct and only he is right (maybe besides akshay fans) . and while he is only reflecting my comments and not judging we should not argue with him on that or anything. I am right na Suprabh okay? Good.

          • suprabh

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            Diva–you are the only honest , most innocent person on NG..devoid of any malice whatsoever.. OK? Good.

          • diva

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            It was Aryan who posted the above comment i didn’t gave that explanation.And now that you have run out of your rubbish theories to prove yourself right do you have any better option than to quote me.Keep Trying.Good luck.

          • diva

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            Me honest , most innocent person on NG? Can’t say about that but yes i never consider myself as some superior here or anywhere that ‘look i will always be correct right in NG whatever i say whatsoever i think then no matter what. You can never be right in NG arguing against me. I can interfare unnecessarily and reflect your comments the way i want and pass wrong judgements on you and if you try to clear it then you will be called desperate or you just can’t even argue with me because what i think here or what i said once is always correct in NG. I will always pretend to be the only sane memeber in NG reason look i am not fan of any actor thats another thing i will go blah (sing bhajan) about anurags kashyap’s No smoking and make comments like that Gow2 is the best trailer in the history of the bollywood (Aarti bhakti) then also i will differentiate between all other fans and myself to be called some kind of superior to everyone here. I will complain about lack of quality comments and fans being repetitive in NG on the other hand i myself will keep ranting now leave any chance make derogatory fun of and mock one particular actor and his fans with shittiest of comments and even encourage others for the same just because i consider it is right for me.also i will quietly ignore and not respond anything when one other actor particular fans are doing utter non-sense and making gibberish of comments one after another. If i don’t agree with your views i will label you bhakt and if you agree with me then i will support you take your side and you will be called better member and fan in NG. And if you go against me i can label and declare you with most absurd things and make fun of you in any which way i want because again i am only right here i will argue with about every thing and any thing as i know everything and about everyone here and so on.

            I am glad i am not like this and its actually ‘Good’ :)

          • suprabh

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            hahahahahaha

            what a stalker…. I dont know I am superior or not, but your stalking skills do make me feel like a celebrity….itni irritation /salman ke against bolne pe……you take the cake here…Wow its like your sole reason of being on NG is to follow my trail and then be naive about it..

            Wow..Its freakin hilarious… hahahaha..

            Okay? Good.. :D

          • Aryan29

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            I will always pretend to be the only sane memeber in NG reason look i am not fan of any actor thats another thing i will go blah (sing bhajan) about anurags kashyap’s No smoking and make comments like that Gow2 is the best trailer in the history of the bollywood (Aarti bhakti) ROFLOOLLLLL :lol: :lol:

            HahAHha, Diva kya to EPIC comment kia hai Suprabh ki sari poll khol di. :D

          • suprabh

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            bhai behen ki raksha karne aa gaya ,,LOL :D :D welcome Aryan..tumhari hi kami thi,,,ab bas salman bhai ki aane ki der hai :D

          • suprabh

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            iske baad aryan,,ke sab comments mein aryan ko kaafi hasi aayegi

          • Aryan29

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            Hasi to ayegi na Suprabh ek he comment mein tumhari sari poll kholke jo rakh di :D

            Suprabh – I will always pretend to be the only sane memeber in NG reason look i am not fan of any actor thats another thing i will go blah (sing bhajan) :lol: about anurags kashyap’s No smoking and make comments like that Gow2 is the best trailer in the history of the bollywood (Aarti bhakti) :lol:

          • suprabh

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            shuru ho gaya hasi abhyaan ….. *expected expected* aryan ko kitni khushi ho rahi hai hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

          • Aryan29

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            Suprabh – If i don’t agree with your views i will label you bhakt and if you agree with me then i will support you take your side and you will be called better member and fan in NG. :lol:

          • suprabh

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            hasi hasi hasi :D

  23. GOD- Ek Tha Human

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    @diva – i mnot here to entertain u :P

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      Prateek , Forget Entertaining anyone, You are making Joke of yourself.

      • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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        @Diva – If I m making a joke of myself why are bhakts getting pissed off ??

        Anyways my sole purpose of my birth is My GoD with 6.5ATBB, 4B2B Bb and 7-8 biggest hits of the year… He is the ultimate Man turned God with
         1. Amazing driving skills – he can ride his land cruiser almost on anything.. I mean road , mountain, foothpath, pavements. Who has such power ?? 
        2. I hav never seen such a superpower who respects women so mch…. 
        3. He has such amazing shooting skills.. You only tell can anyone shoot dead a extint animal with only one shot ?? That’s what only GOD can do :P
        4. Drinking skills – He does not drink anything other then TIRTH ( holy water ).. He can gulp any amount of TIRTH.. The acting skills u see in his movies, the power he gets respect women like no one is cos of the TIRTH.. :P …. It is this holy water only which gives him the power to come back HOME ( At 5am after doing good deeds for others ) unhurt though some people God ko pyaare hojaye :P …. But mind u he sends only those people to GoD ( himself) who hav no civic sense like people sleeping on the foothpath, beggars, workers etc
              Take a bow GOD- Ek Tha Human.. Love you till my death.. Bless all your bhakts so that some day they become like u.. I know it’s not possible to become like u cos afterall we are humans but if we become only 10-20% of your personality we ll find our birth on this earth worth it.. ;-)  

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          Prateek , just go through the above comments again to confirm that nobody is getting pissed off instead Aryan told me above to let you make such comments.Can’t you read that? He is making fun of you and your comments above.Can’t you see that? the joke is on YOU. You are making joke on yourself with your comments and aryan is only adding to it. Wake up and Read the above comments.

          • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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            @Diva – Kya Aryan tumhare Bandhan movie ( God’s BB movie ) wale jiju he ?? Remember Gods awesome dialogue ” Jo jijaji bolenge wo me karungi ” :P Aryan is intact jealous of me cos I m a bigger bhakt then him :P So he is the most pissed out of all bhakt ;-) If I m that unimportant and making my joke why has he replied for my every comment :P :D ;-)

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          Prateek, You are mentioning his name in your comments and he is making fun of you in response. You think thats pissed off? As i said above You are making joke on yourself with your comments and aryan is only adding to it. Wake up and Read the above comments.

          • GOD- Ek Tha Human

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            @Diva – Lol trying hard to defend Aryan.. Expect a two or three comments I hav never mentioned Aryan in my comments.. You are mistaking my reply to Aryan are naming him :P Anyways you need not worry about me being a joke.. Till I achieve what I want I don’t mind being a joke :P

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    only an srk fan cud have written this

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    danish is back:)
    @Sup you are Jack of NG.Where is Kate?BTW I am sawyer.

    • suprabh

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      lol… Action.. I think I am Ben

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    GOD- Ek Tha Human
    I think you have joked enough…however your original identity on NG should return. Otherwise your jokes now will become stale. In fact it has started becoming repetitive. Salman doesn’t need it.

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    This is too much. Maine ye post SRK ki chaplusi karne ke liye banai hai and Here people giving me comptition by proving thier Salman Bhakti.

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    NG is FAN-tastic!

    For the first time, I see somebody rounding up Suprabh. And no Suprabh, I am not supporting Salman fan aka Diva :)

  29. hatsoff

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    this is not sycophancy but Adultery

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