Shalu’s Review on Ek Tha Tiger : 2/5
There are films and then there are Salman Khan films. The former kind needs a good script, good screenplay and decent acting chops to be liked. The latter kind just needs Salman Khan to be his own charming self. The problem with the Yash Raj Films produced Ek Tha Tiger is that director Kabir Khan tries to mix the two kinds of films and doesn’t quite manage to do a good job of it. A bigger problem is that Salman Khan’s charm is completely missing here.
Tiger (Salman Khan) is a RAW intelligence officer who believes in letting his punches do the talking. His latest assignment takes him to Dublin where he meets Zoya (Katrina Kaif), part-time caretaker of the scientist he has to keep an eye on. The two fall in love, but along comes a twist in the tale which turns Tiger’s life upside down. Now Tiger has to choose between his love and his duty towards his country.
Ek Tha Tiger is primarily a love story with huge doses of action thrown in. The action part works, and how! The film has some of the best action scenes in the history of Bollywood. However, they are brought down a notch by Salman’s low-on-energy body language. It doesn’t help that he looks paunchy and too out of shape for some of the stunts. The romance part just doesn’t work – neither the romantic comedy of the first half, nor the intense love story of the second half. A big part of the blame for this goes to the poor screenplay. It completely fails to engage the viewers and it is only during a handful of action scenes in the second half that one feels totally involved in the proceedings.
Since the screenplay is not engaging enough, the loopholes in the story itself become more apparent. And they are so many that they make the intelligence officers (of many countries) look plain dumb. Unfortunately, the dull and poorly picturised songs do nothing to brighten up the proceedings. The cinematography does deserve brownie points to highlight the local flavours of all the countries the protagonists travel to.
Kabir Khan made Katrina give her career best performance in New York and here again she shines as the spunky Zoya. Be it the light moments or the emotional ones, she hits the right notes. The biggest surprise of the film is how well she does the action scenes – in fact she trumps Salman in quite a few. Salman, on the other hand, looks quite uncomfortable playing the sauve intelligence agent. His dialogue delivery is monotonous and his expressions are all wrong most of the time. Like I mentioned earlier, the trademark Salman charm is missing. The supporting cast of Girish Karnad, Roshan Seth and Ranveer Shorey gives the film a next-level respectability, though none of them seem convinced with what they are doing.
Ek Tha Tiger is a film that had everything going for it – two biggest stars, high production values, immense hype, but once again the lack of a good script brought a potentially good film down. This Tiger doesn’t quite manage to roar.
This review was first posted on BollySpice.com : http://bollyspice.com/48101/ek-tha-tiger-movie-review
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August 15, 2012
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1My views are exactly opposite to what Shalu have written here
The film is the best Sallu movie to come out of theater after Wanted. Engaging – Thats what the movie is. Not only action but the romance part was also very good. Salman gives better performance unlike his over the top Bodyguard or Ready. Katrina is good. Only part which I dint liked was when songs were playing.
Overall a breezy entertainer. 3.5 stars out of 5 for me.
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August 15, 2012
ShaluLike or Dislike:
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4Fasel, It is better than Bodyguard. But then BG is on my all time worst movies list – right up there with Drona and Chandni Chowk to China.
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August 15, 2012
FaselLike or Dislike:
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0Oh ok, then I guess I may like ETT because I thought BG was bearable, a nice cute film, I didn’t like BG’s action at all, action was cheaply done but the film overall was “good” so even if ETT is slightly better then I’ll take it.
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August 16, 2012
HarshaLike or Dislike:
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2Are you kidding? This is by far the best Salman khan movie in recent times. The best action movie to come from Bollywood. If anybody misses this movie, then there is no point watching any other hindi movie.
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August 16, 2012
beingbrijeshLike or Dislike:
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0Happy 2 know dat u watch movie, & contribute 2 make history.
im going tomaro. -
August 16, 2012
Radhey_EkThaTigerLike or Dislike:
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0@beingbrijesh.. hehe exactly i wanted to say bhai.
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August 16, 2012
fazalLike or Dislike:
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3shaluji.i think you watched a diffrent film. it was agent vinod that you watched not ETT
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August 16, 2012
rockie_EK THA TIGERWell-loved. Like or Dislike:
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1Thank You for the review Shalu … you are soo predictable …
I can easily predict your Dabangg2 review … WORD TO WORD …
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August 16, 2012
rockie_EK THA TIGERLike or Dislike:
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0@I.One: Good to know that you liked the movie.
I am hearing quite a lot of good thngs from my friends who watched it in Pune. I am all excited ..
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August 16, 2012
suprabhLike or Dislike:
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0rockie,
if you don’t mind telling…Where do you stay in US, and is ETT releasing at your place?..I am driving about a 100 miles to catch ETT.
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August 16, 2012
FaselLike or Dislike:
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0Damn 100 miles? Where do you live Suprabh?
I believe Rockie lives in Memphis, TN.
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August 16, 2012
suprabhLike or Dislike:
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1I live in Madison,WI..driving to Chicago,IL
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August 16, 2012
rockie_EK THA TIGERLike or Dislike:
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0Looks like Fasel knows many things about me. My real name, my location … WOW ..
Fasel I am not a girl .. I am a happily married man …
Nyways …. I dont have to drive 100 miles … I just have to drive 10 miles to watch this movie or any other hindi movie as there is only 1 theatre which plays hindi movies in my city.
Sup … kaunse KHEDE-GAON mei rehta hai yaar?? 100 miles … :O
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August 16, 2012
FaselLike or Dislike:
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0It’s all good brother
How do you like it there? Filled with rednecks? You ever been to California?
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August 16, 2012
Radhey_EkThaTigerLike or Dislike:
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0@rockie.. abhi tak dekhi kyo nahi movie?
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August 16, 2012
ChaluLike or Dislike:
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2ETT is all SRK’s strategy of ruining sallu’s golden run, he and yrf planned this movie with sallu … SRK is chalu
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0@Chalu: but the problem for srk is…”Will Sallu fans let this happen?”
Wed: 30 crores
Thu: 15 crores
Fri 17 crores
Sat: 21 crores
Sun: 23 crores
Mon: 23 crores
…And this gives minimum 129 crores in 6 days. This shows srk strategy will flop in 6 days.
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August 16, 2012
Superstar samLike or Dislike:
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0Good writeup shalu, but again ur movie review came wat u was expecting from trailer… Cocktail of 2 diff movies ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
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August 16, 2012
dennycrane1Like or Dislike:
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0shalu,its one’s right to like or dislike a movie…but the reasons you have given are plain silly..
first of all when you enter a theatre to watch a movie like ett ,how you can expect everything to be realistic is beyond me..ett is a larger than life spy movie..the last thing you should do is to look for logic in every goddamn scene..else a movie like mission impossible wouldn’t be tolerated..even then kabir khan has shown in the movie the mechanics of forging passports..the sequences are not what you would see in real life..yet in its own world it is entirely believable…and thats what you are failing to do..when you watch movie like ett all you have to do is enter into the fictional world wid open mind and not expect realism in every frame…once you do that it is not difficult to understand how tiger dupes his friend spy to help him out..he is his friend and its easy to see why he believed tiger for that moment..it is also easy to see why raw head leaves them be in the end as it was already established the close relations between tiger and the boss..
and salman showing low energy?didn’t you see in the first half he was supposed to play a dull writer?when required to up the tempo salman easily rose to it…and out of shape..you must be kidding..didnt you see the six pack abs in the only scene wid salman shirtless?if thats out of shape…i dont know what’s being in shape like..
you have every right to dislike a move..but the reasons you have mentioned kinda shows like you went to see the movie to be able to bash it instead of enjoying it..
about the movie,it was very good..first half got a little slow but the romance potions between kat and sallu is really warm and you feel for them and more than makes up for a little slow first half..kat haas given an excellent performance..be it in action or romance or emotional ones…ditto for salman
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August 16, 2012
Radhey_EkThaTigerLike or Dislike:
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0@dennycrane1.. jane de na bhai kyo bhav deta h, didi aisi hi h.. aur waise shahid bhi to nahi tha..i wish ranvir shory ki jagah shahid kapoor ko hi le lete ye log.
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0@shalu:There are films and then there are Salman Khan films. The former kind needs a good script, good screenplay and decent acting chops to be liked. The latter kind just needs Salman Khan to be his own charming self.
If the second part is indeed true, then plz kindly explain why Bodyguard is worst movie for you? Was salman not charming in bodyguard?
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August 16, 2012
suprabhLike or Dislike:
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0Sanjeev,
did she say, she likes the latter kind of films? She is just saying that salman khan films are those kind of films.
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0@suprabh: Then it means she doesn’t write what she thinks. Her words are not really hers. She is being influenced by other people’s opinion.
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August 16, 2012
Ank_ek_tha_tigerLike or Dislike:
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0Jab tak rahega samose me aalu,
tab tak salman films ko bash karegi shalu. -
August 16, 2012
lambuLike or Dislike:
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0I liked it… First half was slow but was good sec half action sequences were amazing 3/5
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0@rockie: wow u have a theater pretty close. How much for a ticket in ur place?
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0@suprabh: holy shit man… 100 miles? U need to migrate to another city. Which state are u in?
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August 16, 2012
laxLike or Dislike:
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22nd half saves EK THA TIGER but doubt if it’ll sustain well after monday .
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August 16, 2012
Naveed_EkThaTigerLike or Dislike:
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0LOL ank ek tha tiger – hilarious comment.
Dennycrane – am no longer going to even bother discussing films with the author who clearly has an agenda. Just be happy she along with many have contributed to the historic collections of Tiger.
I have just got home from the film. I will review it and did I like the film. HELL YES. Will go again on Eid
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August 17, 2012
PrateekLike or Dislike:
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0Yeh bhi koi batane ku baat he… Everyone knew before had that u ll like the movie.. Just like u knew Shalu ll not like d movie
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August 16, 2012
iitianWayLike or Dislike:
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0Shalu jee aapne pichali sallu films (wanted/dabangg/BG/Ready) ko kitne aalu/* diye the ..for a quick reminder/comparision pls.
Will compare ur review with my show today!! -
August 16, 2012
Jack SparrowLike or Dislike:
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0Well looks like a TDKR was being predicted…..
Its bollywood and EVERYTHING is fictional,they ought to add something fictional to make people watch a movie.
BTW good honest review.
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August 16, 2012
amin786Like or Dislike:
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0Very well written review Shalu however i feel u have been harsh on the film but anyways everybody has there opinions and u have urs.
Guys calm down Shalu has her opinions with her disliking a movie wont make it a flop or bad movie so chill.
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August 16, 2012
ShaluLike or Dislike:
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0Thanks everybody who liked the review. Those who feel I have an agenda against the film or Salman, please keep believing so.
iitianWay, My rating for the films you mentioned -
Wanted – Seen only in bits and parts so can’t rate.
Dabangg – 3.5/5
Ready – 2/5
Bodyguard – 0/5 -
August 16, 2012
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2Bodyguard was better than Teri meri kahaani. Ready was better than waah life ho to aisi or something like that.
Dabangg was way better than Kaminey.
ETT is better than anything Shahid has done so far.Iitianway I hope these comaprisons help too.
Ohh and I forgot pick up the worst Salman movie, and it will be better than the dardnaak, refused to budge, Mausam. -
August 16, 2012
ShaluLike or Dislike:
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0RJ, Why are you insulting Salman by comparing his hits like Ready to the flops of a lesser star like Shahid?
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August 16, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0wow danish has commented. where is ur post brother?
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August 16, 2012
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0Fine review and I agree that Kabir tried to balance the two and wasn’t quite successful. I have never had problems with Salman and liked him in ETT too. Action was just awesome!
No one expected a Hollywood film but we just want a cinema that’s entertaining as well as convincing – which Kabir did beautifully in New York. Also, films like Race. Also, I dont agree with certain people’s views that you were biased from the film from start and hence didn’t like it. You had reservations with Singham and Rowdy Rathore promos as well but you liked both the films a lot. Anyways, great stuff and keep rocking!
FENIL
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August 16, 2012
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0I am not comparing the stars shalu. That would be blasphemy right? Just comparing similar or likely similar genre movies of both their respective movies..
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August 16, 2012
ShaluLike or Dislike:
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0Fenil, Thanks
RJ, My question still stands.
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August 16, 2012
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0LOL I liked the very first line of your review. Though I disagree with many points but I completely agree with this-
“Kabir Khan made Katrina give her career best performance in New York and here again she shines as the spunky Zoya. Be it the light moments or the emotional ones, she hits the right notes. The biggest surprise of the film is how well she does the action scenes – in fact she trumps Salman in quite a few.”
Perfectly summed up.
Well written review.
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August 16, 2012
AwesomeAkshayLike or Dislike:
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0I haven’t watched the movie yet but from how much i have seen i’ll say the action scenes look like inspired from assassin’s creed , halo and many other games that i play daily
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August 17, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0Don’t worry bro. The action is not like assassin’s creed
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August 16, 2012
iitianWayLike or Dislike:
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2finaly i watched it with my frnds..hall e-square pune univ road, 80%+ full…but poori movie mein itni khamoshi ..ki keval…3 baar taaliyaan bajee..Sallu ki movie mein 3 baar..movie hall se bahar aane ke baad jehan mein salman ka ek hi dialogue goonj raha hain ki ….”yaar tiger to kutte ka naam hota hian”.
To tiger ko aisa kisne banaya aur kyon…ab mujhe yrf and srk ki conspiracy theory clear hoti dikhyi de rahi hain …sallu bhai ka fanbase khatam karne ka. aur shayad isliye yrf-srk movie ka naam abhi tak declare nahin hua…100% it will have somthing to do with our ETT.
movie paisa kama rahi hain and ..EID ke din release hone waali salman ki har movie paisa kamayegi chhahe woh asli tiger ho ya na ho. par jitna bebas maine darshak ko dekha utna woh jinda tiger ke saamne bhi nahin hote.
Shaalu jee ab mujhe aapke diye gaye 2 aloo mein dum nazar aa raha hain …mine is 10% less…1.8. And this 1.8 conatins 1.0 for title theme and 0.8 for Kat’s dresses on Kat.
“Sallu bhai ki movie” dekhne ki urge ko mein ab “Wanted” dekh ke poori kar raha hoon …aakhir sallu is my second best “rathod” after rowdy one. -
August 17, 2012
akashLike or Dislike:
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1completely agree…the mvi is horrible and it will crash very soon 1/5 (one for action)
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August 17, 2012
Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tigerLike or Dislike:
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0no matter how much people chant, ETT will not crash. The second half is just too good. Action is mind blowing. Many people would wanna see it again and again.
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August 17, 2012
SerenzyLike or Dislike:
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0Suprabh travels 100 Miles for ETT and at the same time chants ‘Piracy Zindabad’!
Confused Sperm
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What is this Theory of SRK-YRF Conspiracy against ETT?
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Nice Review Shalu… I was Hoping u myt Like it but anyways u contributed to 31.5cr!
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August 17, 2012
suprabhLike or Dislike:
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0Serenzy,
I saw Ready, Bodyguard, Rowdy Rathore, Singham and many others online..
I am seeing ETT on big screen because its been 6 months since I saw a hindi movie on big screen (last I saw was Agneepath)…and ETT seems like a nice theater watch.
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August 17, 2012
iitianWayLike or Dislike:
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0i had the same notion for ETT..nice watch in theater ..but that was my worst decision…no theater/viewers experience
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August 17, 2012
akashLike or Dislike:
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0ETT second half was one of the corniest 2nd half i ve ever seen & the crash is inevitable.
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August 17, 2012
ShaluLike or Dislike:
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0iitianWay, I’m glad somebody thinks my review isn’t about agendas
Serenzy, Thanks! I contribute to the collections of all movies I see because I only watch films on the big screen. Of course there are exceptions like Jism 2
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August 17, 2012
iitianWayLike or Dislike:
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0Shalu jee from ur review
“However, they are brought down a notch by Salman’s low-on-energy body language. It doesn’t help that he looks paunchy and too out of shape for some of the stunts.”
>> it is so true and only a true action lover can see that ..specialy rowdy fans..u saw and noticed it …we appreciate ur brwan too
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August 17, 2012
rajeshLike or Dislike:
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0Two of my coligues watched movie in Faridabad multiplex (evening show0, both are non salman fans.
One of them absolutely liked the movie and ready to watch it again, other one didnt like it at all. The one who liked loved its action sequences.
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August 17, 2012
akashLike or Dislike:
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0^^believe the one who didn’t like it cos he’s telling the truth also he can differentiate between good and bad mvis despite being a fan.
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August 18, 2012
danishLike or Dislike:
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0@fenil seta – u write such high fundu interviews and dont understand simple human politics. shalu didi may change her mind about an ajay or akshay film, as its not they who have beaten srk to pulp. its salman who is poised to become the biggest ever star of bollywood and thats wat is bothering her.
u use all ur brain in intellectual activity, some time pay attention to petty politics too.
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August 19, 2012
PyaareLike or Dislike:
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1@shalu –
dear ma’am
please tell me if you have received death-threats from salman fans to give TWO STARS to this PUKE-INDUCING movie by bhaijaan….
this movie deserves MINUS rating
it’s worse than even agent vinod and players
yeh sada hua bakwaas action achha tha??? hmmm???
din’t expect this from you
DISAPPOINTED ….
could you please change 2/5 to “minus 2″ out of 5 ??
ett – easily the worst movie of 2012 till now
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August 19, 2012
rockie_EK THA TIGERLike or Dislike:
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0Pyaare ke pichwade mei AAG lagg gayi hai … somebody please provide some burnol.
Kyu pyaare ?? Gaana nahi gaaoge ??
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