Rules Of Naachgaana – 15th August To 31 August

Following rules need to be strictly adhered to during 15th august to 31 august in naachgaana posts and comments.

1. koi bhi uss behen ke lo….vely bhai (lala rukh khan ke brother) sharukh ke baare mein post nahin banaayega,

2. koi bhi uss maa ke lo….vely bete akshay kumar ke baare mein post nahin banaayega.

3.  bose d k aamir ke puraane dost ka naam hai ya nahin ye pata lagaane ki koshish koi nahin karega.

4. intellectual posts, especially anuraag kashap ke baare mein banaane waale ko no smoking 5 baar theater mein dekhni padegi.

(non veg ke beech ek aadh veg dish rakhni padti hai pure vegans ke liye)

5. salman se chidhne waalon ko comp on karne se pehle ’nitrogesic ointment’ or ‘burnol’ ki tube saath rakhna compulsory hoga.

(applying instruction – either use the nozzle with the tube if the injury/burn is deep inside or u can use your finger to apply but only after washing ur hands with warm water and dettol)

6. considering ‘opinions are like onions- they come 10 rs a kilo, and considering all reviwes are opinions of an individual, the guys posting BAD reviews will be considered as having a kilo of BAD onions, up their……… refrigator.

 

jo ye rules todega uski gaan mein gadbad maani jaayegi aur uske indian idol mein jaane par rok laga di jaayegi. ,. (gaan = singing. sorry for copyright violation)