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ETT renamed to ETIT after tigers across the country protest that they are ashamed that their name is associated with Salman


Tigers across the country, who are known for their ferocity and virility, are up in arms that their name has been associated with someone who has a dubious record of being lacking in reproductive capacity. They have decide to protest against the upcoming film ETT and its actor Salman Khan and want the makers to change the name of the film.

A spokesperson of YRF said on conditions of anonymity: “Yes we are aware of the protests and have taken corrective measures. Now Ek Tha Tiger will be renamed and released as Ek Tha Imp****t Tiger. Salman who has just had a ‘special’ implant is afraid of losing his implant to the wrath of the protesting tigers.”

Salman Khan has publicly apologised to the tigers. He said: “I am sorry if i have unknowingly hurt the sentiments of the tigers and know fully that I am only a ‘nalla’ paper tiger.”

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  1. aravind_66

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    WTH post is this….????i pity you my friend…..

  2. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 5

    Lets see if Aman gets warned or banned.

  3. AwesomeAkshay

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    lol ! WTF post is this

  4. Delight44

    Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 6 Thumb down 6

    @mods
    This post by aman is probably retaliation to Rockie’s post on “Mela”.

    Whatever be the reality i dont advocate usage of words like I for Salman Khan[Crrrrrrrrrr word is appropriate and law verified].No matter how correct the statement is.

    @aman
    Please dont retaliate to low-brow posts of Salman Khan fans , you know thr choice and be active in my thought provoking informational posts.

    Please remove I word for the time being , i ‘ll give you a better word and some extra content to add.

  5. Naveed_EkThaTiger

    Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 3 Thumb down 5

    Again proves how people on here are having nightmares about EK THA TIGER and Salman.

    My posting rights were taken away and then we have retards like aman posting the above. WTF

    • Delight44

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      @Naveed

      You are an abuser, a hardcore serial abuser , your posting rights were threat to “prestige” of NG.

      Aman is among sanest of members ,where is the comparison?

      What about rockie who created a “mela ” post without providing a link?
      Do you think choosing a random Sallu disaster and making its mockery is some big deal for me?
      But others cant behave like “lowbrow” Sallu fanatics.

      What if aman is trying to say ” important ” here?

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    HAHAHAHA good one aman…superlike bro….

  7. Naveed_EkThaTiger

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    @deligty boy – you questioning my credibility don’t make me laugh. I abuse only morons and you top the list beta. Now run along delighty and play with your toys.

    Bloody idiot

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    are wah mere aamir ke ‘illegitimate’ son……..kya likha h

  9. Delight44

    Well-loved. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 6 Thumb down 1

    Now mods decide who deserve a band.

    Naveed and beingM who are clearly abusing ,

    or aman?
    Benefit of doubt is thr in aman’s case:
    Important
    Impatient
    .
    .
    Implant
    .
    .
    Immigrant
    and so many words are in contention

    Even spelling mistake cant be ruled out.

    But naveed and beingM?Is thr any doubt they are abusing?

    • Delight44

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      ban instead of band in 1st line

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    Hehehe Naveed is unable to find proper words to show his anger to delight.. btw naveed bro aapko aisi post k liye ready rehna chahiye tha as u know “tit for tat” …haha …..how can i share this news on fb delight? :P

  11. Delight44

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    @ranjit

    Yaar dont share.

    This post is “sallu fan level” post.

    I hope aman dnt create such posts in future.

  12. Alfa.one

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    Yeh saari posts sirf 15th Aug. tak hi hain uske baad naa to aman nazar aayega aur naa hi delight !!! kyonki light hi off ho jaayegi…..!!!!

    yaaron kar lene do uchhal kood inhein, sirf 3.5 days ki hi to baat hai !!!

  13. Boxofficekings

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    Yeah everyone against ETT will move out for 1.5-2 weeks starting Aug 15(if the movie is decent), then after that one thing will make a subtle entry – Trending Theories.

  14. Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 7 Thumb down 4

    Wow ! what a Great Intelligent post by our Aamir fan Kuddos by making such post you are making proud NG owners and mods that they gave you posting rights in NG..These Intelligent posts are really improving NG quality by miles :P Congrats !!!

  15. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 4 Thumb down 2

    @diva this post is a master piece and much better than http://www.naachgaana.com/2012.....l-to-mela/ these types of post..

  16. aravind_66

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    ‘burj khalifa’ of desperation for haters…..hahaha…only 4 more days to go…!!!let’s see how many of u will remain in ng after that…..

  17. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 3 Thumb down 1

    Chote khan k fans cönfused hain
    unhe khod b pata nahi k wo kya kar rahe hain
    asal mein unhe urgent kisi ki talaash hey

  18. dr.nick

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    whoever is the owner of ng,he should be ashamed to have such ppl on his site.if this is a tit for tat post m in favour of banning both.i would like the mods to ban everyone who instigates other fans by using words like impotent khan,gay khan or midget khan or waiter kumar.ban everyone who provokes

  19. Boxofficekings

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    Dr.Nick , its hard for Mods to draw a line when 90% Members are fan of Big BW stars… as i have explained on other thread.(Big BW stars fans mostly like this stuff, against or for).

    So, just ignore such threads and use NG as and when you feel good.

  20. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 5 Thumb down 1

    Boxofficekings, If you are hinting about me, be rest assured that I will be there with my trending theory two weeks after ETT’s release – irrespective of whether it trends good or bad. And there will be nothing subtle about it.

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    @shaludidi – pehli baat to ‘hinting about’ nahin hota hinting at hota hai.

    and usually wen someone makes fun of another member’s command over english i counter by saying its not their 1st language so wats the big deal. also i myself post all my posts and comments without spell check and grammer check. but since u dont reply to me, u wont be able to counter me at all despite having the points.

    doosri baat ye ki agar ett ne 1st 3 days mein 100 cr kiya aur total 270 cr kiya to ye kya semi hit hogi aapke hisaab se?

    aap to nahin batayengi par poochhna mera farz tha.

  22. hatsoff

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    Whats the big deal with this article? people are too much concerned with jealousy of others than being passionate about one’s favorite. This never gonna stop nor mods can do anything about it.

  23. Boxofficekings

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    No, Shalu, not hinting at anyone, but if ETT does 160 cr is a big hit (considering 85+ cr cost), regardless of how it reaches there.

    There may be some who wont like it, may bring trending,weekend era or any other explanations….

    For me a movie is real failure if it doesn’t manage to breakeven or does very less at BO as far as expectations.(Trending is a parameter but not the primary one).

    Just because 3 Idiots did 200 cr doesn’t mean we undermine if a movie does 150+ cr.(considering no movie has done that right now and ETT is not even ultra expensive like Ra.One).

    Of-course if ETT does like 125 cr, then for sure its failure in many contexts.(regardless of the fact it will still be profitable).

  24. Bournvita

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    There is only one real god here in NG.. tht is Doga :bow:

  25. TopShot_Ek Tha Tiger

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    Let’s see how mods respond to this…. If they dont take any HARD action like they were taking for last few weeks (that too against smaller matters than this.) then I would lose faith on modship on NG….!!!!

  26. TopShot_Ek Tha Tiger

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    Using abusive language in comments agar “Gunah” hai to using foul language in a post itself 10 Gunah hai 100 Gunah hai…!!!

  27. TopShot_Ek Tha Tiger

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    To make myself clear I am against the modship/banning of members because of using foul language in comment section… But use of foul language and nonsense subjects like this in a thread/post itself is a serious concern.. These type of posts affects the image of the site more than some abusive comments. Most of the visitors come here to gain information on bollywood by reading posts/threads and they don’t bother reading comments.. Hence cleanness of the post/thread matters much much more than cleanness of comments on a thread… Hence first time ever I am asking Mods to make a serious note of this post(or any other previous posts like this)…

  28. Prateek

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    Rockie bhai has gt it with interest.. This is wot exactly I wrote it on his thread..

  29. Prateek

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    Salman fans should no hav problem with this post whatsoever.. Anyone could guess that something like this would soon be coming :P If Aman is banned den so should Rovkie be banned

    • rockie_EK THA TIGER

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      @Prateek: Why are you soo interested in banning me??

      Dude if you read my article there is not even a single abusive word, whereas this is full of abuses.

      I am playing well within the rules of NG.
      Whereas Aman has absolutely broken all the rules.

  30. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 3 Thumb down 1

    Brilliant article, I expect more such articles in future. NG is incomplete without the Anupama Chorpra’s of NG.

  31. TopShot_Ek Tha Tiger

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    @prateek.. if u r talking about this thread by rockie -http://www.naachgaana.com/2012/08/11/aamir-khan-planning-for-sequel-to-mela/
    then Let me tell u there is no comparison between that thread and this thread… in that thread, though rockie made a fun of Mela, he certainly did not use any foul language or abusive words while this post of aman is full of it…. And yet if u cant see the difference between two posts then u might need to purchase some good dictionary and see the meaning of word abusive/foul language ….

  32. rockie_EK THA TIGER

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    @Aman: You copy cat.. :P

    Nice try but way below the belt. Anyways thats what we expect from aamir fans. Keep it up. We are proud of you … !! :D

  33. Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 6 Thumb down 2

    @rockie – aamir fans jaan boojh kar below the belt vaar thodi karte hain. hight ki wajah se pahunch hi bas ‘wahaan’ tak paate hain. wo bhi uchhal uchhal kar vaar karein tab. warna to bas unka munh hi ‘wahaan’ tak pahunchta hai.

    GF baahar gayi hai. sochta hoon kisi din maze le loon.

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    @rockie – aamir fans jaan boojh kar below the belt vaar thodi karte hain. hight ki wajah se pahunch hi bas ‘wahaan’ tak paate hain. wo bhi uchhal uchhal kar vaar karein tab. warna to bas unka munh hi ‘wahaan’ tak pahunchta hai.

    GF baahar gayi hai. sochta hoon kisi din inse hi maze le loon.

    • rockie_EK THA TIGER

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      “aamir fans jaan boojh kar below the belt vaar thodi karte hain. hight ki wajah se pahunch hi bas ‘wahaan’ tak paate hain”

      Lolzz… this is COTY …
      baahahahah … bechare .. befaltoo hi maine uss Aman ko jhaad diya – :D

    • Phantom

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      Hahahaha science has all answers

  35. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    @rockie – ab aman se sambhal kar rehna. kahin daanta laga diya to….

    @phantom – in my case science may even provide a solution for ‘temporary bad sex life’.

  36. Sanjeev-Ek-hai-tiger

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    HEY where is pyaare? I see only 3 likes for Delight’s comment.
    Pyaare where are you? Delight needs at least 20 likes from you.

  37. rockie_EK THA TIGER

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    Where is the author Aman? No comments from him??

    Poor soul .. looks like he has gone to change diapers of Bachcha khan on sets of DHoom3 where he crapped in his pants while driving his tricylce… :D

  38. Delight44

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    @rockie
    Aman got moderator status after this post.
    He’ll not use Aman profile now , he’ll commet using mods profile.

    Ye “authentic news” post karne ka inaaam mila hai

  39. rockie_EK THA TIGER

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    MOD ban gaya to kya?? Ye blog uske ____ ka nahi hai.
    If he has become mod then he should first ban himself.

    SAFAI pehle apni ghar se shuru karo … :P

  40. Like or Dislike: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    @mods – waise kai theards to aap aniticipation mein hi band kar dete the? not that i am in favour of a ban or thread closing.

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