ETT renamed to ETIT after tigers across the country protest that they are ashamed that their name is associated with Salman
Tigers across the country, who are known for their ferocity and virility, are up in arms that their name has been associated with someone who has a dubious record of being lacking in reproductive capacity. They have decide to protest against the upcoming film ETT and its actor Salman Khan and want the makers to change the name of the film.
A spokesperson of YRF said on conditions of anonymity: “Yes we are aware of the protests and have taken corrective measures. Now Ek Tha Tiger will be renamed and released as Ek Tha Imp****t Tiger. Salman who has just had a ‘special’ implant is afraid of losing his implant to the wrath of the protesting tigers.”
Salman Khan has publicly apologised to the tigers. He said: “I am sorry if i have unknowingly hurt the sentiments of the tigers and know fully that I am only a ‘nalla’ paper tiger.”