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0no offense but i laughed my guts out so couldnt resist myself from sharing it with you :
woman to doc – Dr. mere pati ki nasbandi kardo………
Dr.-Q?
Wife-mujhe 5wa mahina chal raha h,meri behan ka 4tha,
… kamwali ka 3ra,
bakri ka 2ra or
kal humari kutiya ne
B ulti kar Di.=)) =)) -
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0 0• GEOGRAPHY of WOMEN!!!
Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.… Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. -
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3 0Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to we’ll do ding-dong ” ?
B;;)yfriend: “Agar nahi dhoond saka toh???” :s
Girlfriend: “Aisa mat kaho please…Main Darwaaze ke piche Chupungi!!!” >=)
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Moral – HORNY Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai.
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1 0lolzz MIke … you are on fire …
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2 0Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent
him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .Now Pintu can also eat nails of
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1 0Punjab government announced Rs.50,000 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold.
Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :-
Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000/- de degi humein!
Sardar bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha : Jitender aa gaya hai – Maninder,Surinder,Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?
Wife boli – Jis jis ke the woh le gaye
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3 0In a party, a lady wanted to go to loo
She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao !!!
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3 0Teacher-”wats ur name”
Santa-”HOLA”
Teacher-”ye kya naam hua”
Santa-”mai HOLI k din paida hua tha”
Teacher-”thank god tum LODI k din paida nhi hue” -
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0 0haha all jokes are hilarious
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0 0Mike bhai full mood mein hey
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0 0LADY TEACHER- Aaj late kyun aaye? School 8bje shuru hota hai toh phr late kyun hui?
STUDENT- Meri jaan itni fikr mat kiya karo bache shaq karte hai
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0 0HINDI TEACHER – Muhawre ka wakya me prayog karo.
Ek “panth do kaaj”..STUDENT- Tulsidas mutan gayo,
Mutat aa gayi paad,
Paadat paadat hug diyo,
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0 0WHY CAN’T YOU SEE PRIYANKA CHOPRA AT NIGHT?
Because she is a ‘DAY-SEE’ GIRL…
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0 0CLASS me bachon ki checking ho rahi thi,
Madam ne 1 bache ki fati hui jeb me dala,hath kahin or pahunch gaya..Madam: what is this?
Bacha : POCKET ME ROCKET hai…:P
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0 0Finally the government got the real reason for increase prize in ONION prices :
RAJNIKANTH had ordered a PIZZA with extra ONIONS
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0 0In an exam a student who wasn’t prepared left the page blank and at the bottom drew flowers and wrote :-
“In the memory of my memory,which recently passed away”
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0 0Teacher asks little Johnny:”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
He replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”.
Teacher:”The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you’re thinking”.
Then, little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU – there are three women
sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the ice-cream. The second is gobbling down from the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied “Well I suppose the
one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone”.
To which little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on, but I like the way you’re thinking” -
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0 0?? ????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?????? ???! ???? ?? ????, “???? ??? ???? ?? ??? ??, ???? ?? ???, ?????? ?? ???? ???”!
????? ????, “???? ????, ??? ??? ???? ?? ?? ??????”!
???? ?? ?????? ????? ??? ???? ??! ????? ????, “?? ????” ?? ????? ?? ???? ????, “??? ??????, ?? ??? ” ????? ???? ” ?? ???, ‘????? ?? ?????’ -
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2 0HUSBAND:- chalo suru karte hai? WIFE:- Nahi Munna jaag raha hai, HUSBAND:- Beta ‘Tum jag rahe ho’?
MUNNA:-jiski maa CH..DNE wali ho use nind kaise aayegi…? -
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4 0talaash will release this year!!
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0 0^
Good One Chalu(Are u Shalu’s Twin Sister?)
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0 0An innocent girl asked her boyfriend~who is
Sunny Leone?
And his reply was”She is female version of
Sunny Deol with Dhai Dhai kilos at proper
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0 0Hospital In charge to Me : U’ve been visiting
this hospital for last 2 years.
Is there any progress ?
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0 0A Case Study on Marriage Decisions: [Averge
marital life 30 yrs]
COST:
Marige expenses – Rs. 2 lac
Mthly expen-Rs.15,000
Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs. 3,000
RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs -Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.
MEANING:
1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated
expenditure of 66 lac + 2 lac spent on
wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD
Int rate 29 lac
= 99 lac
CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has
Sex with his Wife.
CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper!
Paisa aapka faisala aapka ! Jaago Grahak
Jaago
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0 0Hillarious jokes are these!!!
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0 0Hehe !! Awesome ones hillarious
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0 1*ADULT joke*
Ek baar ek bacha bus driver k bagal me baith kar bol rha tha
‘agar meri maa bakri hoti mera baap bakra hota toh me chota bakra hota
agar meri maa hathini hoti mera baap hathi hota toh me chota hathi hota
agar meri maa murgi hoti mera baap murga hota toh me chota murga hota’
bus driver get irritated and he asks
‘agar teri maa randi hoti agar tera baap randwa hota toh tu kya hota’
and the child says
‘toh me bus driver hota saale’… -
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0 1*ADULT joke*
Once God send his messenger(M) to earth. When he returned back God(G) asked him three question-
G-What is the weakest thing on earth?
M- whatever happens everyone says ‘Ga##d phat gayi’ so i think ‘Ga##d’ is the weakest thing on earth.
G- what is the strongest thing on earth
M- ‘Jhaat ka baal’.
People keep on saying tu mere ‘jhaat ka baal bhi nhi ukhaad skta’
G- ok tell me one thing which i didnt invented but it is still there on earth?
M- ‘BEHEN KA LA##A’
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