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• GEOGRAPHY of WOMEN!!!

Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

… Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Punjab government announced Rs.50,000 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold.

Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :-

Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000/- de degi humein!

Sardar bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha : Jitender aa gaya hai – Maninder,Surinder,Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?

Wife boli – Jis jis ke the woh le gaye

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Teacher-”wats ur name”
Santa-”HOLA”
Teacher-”ye kya naam hua”
Santa-”mai HOLI k din paida hua tha”
Teacher-”thank god tum LODI k din paida nhi hue”