Of Genuine ‘Haterz’ And Fraud ‘Neutral Trade Experts’
in the middle of a ‘protest strike’ against unfair bans on salman fans, NG par aaya to main tha ye dekhne ki mere saathi, fellow salman fans have been unbanned or not but this post from a ‘respected neutral trade expert’ infuriated me so much that my ‘strike’ went for a toss.
darasal doston i was going to be without any regular access to internet between 1st august to 25th august (salman fans adventure trips par nahin jaayenge to kya shalu didi ke ‘munna’ shahid ke fans ya utkal ke ‘cutie’ imran ke fans jaayenge) and therefor decided to use this period to pressurize mods to lift unwarranted bans on salman fans. maine socha tha ek teer se do shikaar ho jaayenge. bas beech beech mein jahaan cyber cafe milta tha, i used to log in to naachgaana to check if aryan etc have been unbanned. but today i came across this fraud article/list from the ‘resident neutral trade expert’ of naachgaana and i said “jaise chor sipaahi ke game mein ‘time out’ lete hain waise strike mien bhi to le sakte hain” (but mods – beware. i am still serious abt my demand and strike. and stop acting like prem chopra from ‘kala paththar’, refusing to adress ‘labour class’ concrens)
ya! so give me a tashan, delight44, fazal or a yakuza any day. atleast in their case i know wat i am up against. even a ‘dismissive’ utkal, ‘cocooned in his ivory tower’ tony montana or even an ‘irritable’ shalu didi is fine. but wat gets my goat is this ‘neutral trade expert’.
the only reason i am not naming him is becoz personal posts are not allowed on ng and at the rate he keeps changing his nick (thru his latest he is promoting his own rival website here, wonder wat is moderator policy on that considering they are so against ‘agendas’ of any kind) but as i was saying at the rate he keeps changing his nick, its not much use naming him (wonder why all ‘natwarlaals’ are so much into pseudonyms)
he has indirectly wondered on many occasions what is it that antagonises me so much abt him. well look at his latest post on ‘stars with back to back highest grossers.
before i expose his fraud let me make another point.
in this post he has named stars who had back to back biggest grossers of the year. dlip kumar (1947 jugnu 1948 shaheed and again 1960 mughal e aazma, 1961 ganga jamuna) rajenra kumar ( 1963 mere mehboob, 1964 sangam) and aamr khan (2008 ghajini, 2009 three idiots) have been mentioned so also salman khan (2010 dabangg, 2011 bodyguard) and amitabh bachchan (1977 amar akbar…, 1978 mukaddar ka sikandar and 1979 suhaag – which might have been the biggest ‘grosser’ but not the biggest hit – verdict wise both superthits ’jaani dushman’ and sargam’ were bigger than the hit suhaag)
however amitabh bachchan’s name has been mentioned twice. (1974 roti kapda aur makaan and 1975 sholay). so before i expose his real fraud, one more point.
the conescutive bigger grossers of the year indicate just one thing – how a certain actor has been the biggest craze for two or more years. and in that regard ‘maine pyaar kiya (1989) and saajan (1991) miss the record just on a technical ground – by just 3 days. mpk was released on 29th december 1989 and its success story was more of a 1990 successs story than 1989. now considering mpk was an atbb and if u put in between superhit ‘sanam bewafa’ and the other successes like baaghi etc, its very clear that salman was the biggest craze for those 2-3 years. but since the whole idea of that post was to undermine salman’s success, i dont expect the ‘neutral trade expert’ to go out of the way and make this point in a footnote or a foreword.
BUT….. BUT….. BUT….
can the neutral, respected trade expert explain that if amitabh bachchan’s special appearnce in 1974′s roti kapda aur makaan where he was amongst 5 stars, 3 of them male and wasnt even the part of the love-triangle does qualify then why does not salman khan’s much longer (amitabh had just a few scenes in the beginning and end in roti…) and significant performance (there were just 4 stars in kkhh, only 2 males and salman was part of the love triangle, and crucial to the plot) in kuchh kuchh hota hai (1998) also qualify and give him another record (1998 kkhh 1999 biwi no 1)
and even if u insist the biggest hit of 1999 was not salman’s solo biwi no 1 but the multistarrer ‘hum saath saath hain’ (though its a misinformation) you wud do well to remember that both saif ali khan and mohnish behel were much smaller stars than vinod khann and rishi kapoor of amar akbar anthony.
but since when have ‘neutral trade experts’ started caring for facts. the problem is ppl tend to take such ‘white collar frauds’ seriously and therefor they are able to do much more harm than the ‘open enemy’.