Tribute to Best Comedy Film ever of Bollywood – Andaz Apna Apna

If there is any film in bollywood of which each and every dialogue is EPIC or CLASSIC like sholay or Mughal e Azam then it is Andaz Apna Apna.I mean just each and every scene dialogue character ( amar prem teja gogo robert every every character dialogue scene is iconic) from the first scene to the last the way the characters are portrayed dialogue everything whole film is just nothing less than EPIC CLASSIC.Although it took FOUR years to complete this film but then also its strange that such a timeless classic film didnt worked at BO anyway it is the HIGHEST selling Home DVDs for bollywood film.

I have happened to discuss scenes dialogues of this film with people in trains buses airport school college Fcaebook SB etc.Its not surprising that most hindi film buffs know this film by heart.It is absolutely a GENIUS work.It is like the most discussed Indian film as far as i have seen.A INTELLIGENT COMEDY FILM which we hardly get to see in bollywood with its own unique style which eeverything is ICONIC.Dialogues or situations from this film are so so easily applicable to daily life for example – guruji main Star To Ban Jaonga Na? or Mujhe Dekh Ke Isse b Josh aa Gaya and many many more.Without any vulgarity or cheapness unlike new era comedy films , the jokes scenes dialogues characters always remain refreshing for each and everyone ( a person with any age)I have watched this film at least 50-55 times and can watch it any more number of times.I dont think in hindi cinema any better comedy film than Andaz Apna Apna will ever be made.It is easily the BEST EVER COMEDY FILM to Come out of BOLLYWOOD atleast of my generation ( 90′s 80′s) though during the same time there were other classic comedy films like jaane b do yaaron and hera pheri but Andaz Apna Apna easily takes the cake at least for me.

This post is my tribute to the classic best comedy film to come out from bollywood Andaz Apna Apna.

few of the dialogues from the film

Teja – abe ye to chillar hai Amar : “Chillar?”, are pure aath hazar athso paitis rupai untees paise(8535.39 RS) hai. Teja : Main kya chindi chor dikhta hoon? ye firoti ke paise hain ke maiyat ka chanda hai? 

Salman-Haan uncle gohdi mein baithiye gohdi mein Paresh rawal- Chal Chal niche uttar gohd mein baith niche uttar godhi wale 

Teja : 50 lakh mange the aur ye dono thaili me 50 lakh lekar aye? Robert : Sir, lakh lakh ke 50 cheque hoyenge sir.

Prem : Chal amar yahan se, lagta hai nai aya, aur ayega bhi nai.Mujhe bahut zor se susu ayi hai , hum log kal subha ayenge

Amar : abe ruk darta hai kya Prem : Nai nai darta nai,sirf thoda sa gabhrata hun raat se.

Salman-Phir aapne america se lia hoga Aamir-nahin ye maine newyork se lia Salman-Newyoork acha acha maine socha america se lia hoga 

Salman-Acha uncle aap agy dandi pe Aaiye dandi pe Aamir-haan uncle dandi pe fit aa jynge dandi pe fit aa jynge, lekin phir mein chalaunga kaise aap pche baithye na uski gohd mein baithye gohd mein 

Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai 

Agar tumne police ko khabar ki……… to kar dena koi problem nahi 

Teesri baar tu khush hua tha. Jab tune apni maami ke ghaghre ka naada..  

Lagta hai kacha khiladi hai  

and the ultimate dialogue

GOGO ji aapka ghagara  

by nawaab in SB

it’s the latest french cut u see…la coupe fosse de hair! baal bhi cut gaey aur patta bhi nhi chala! 

mein betiyon ko churiyaan pehnaunga..aa..aap maon ko chudiya pehanayenge … kahin hansi ka jharana , kahi aanchal ka sarakana 

Naam sunke hi mujhe andaza a gaya tha ki tum filmi aur awara kism ke ladke ho, But no tum to Nikamme aur Nitthale bhi ho, Shakal se to jaahil aur murkh dikte hi ho & of course apne aap ko awwal darje ke bewakoof sabit kar chuke ho jab yeh sochke aaye the ki meri betiyonse shadi karonge!!  

PREM :: Raveena ji…!!! RAVEENA :: doctor sahab aaiye na….!! PREM :: apne mujhe dotor sahab kion kehti hain…? sirf prem kahiye na…!! RAVEENA :: oranges lijiye na… PREM :: THNAXZZZZZ…..heheheh PREM :: Raveena ji main kafi dinoo se apse apne dil ki baat kehna chahta tha… RAVEENA :: kahiyee naa….oranges, (gud gud gud gud) Prem:Main kafi dino se soch raha tha ki (gud gud gud gud)..RAVEENA :: haan haan (gud gud gud gud) Prem:Jaisa maine apse pehle bhi kaha mujhe sirf Prem kahiye (gud gud gud gud) darasal main aapse apne pet ki baat ,nahi dil baat kehna chahta tha (gud gud gud) Amar: Doctor ko bulaaon kya doctor shab 

baaju mein kabristan hai..wahan se koi complaint nahi aani chaiye…. paani raat ko.. 2 se 4 ke bich mein aata hai.. naha lena… !!!… 

chi haad hogayi bekaari kee… naa soorat, naa shakal, naa aakal…. jise dekho chala aata hain… aabe tu bhi to aaya hain…

arre meri baat alag hai yar 

Kapde badalne ke liye light jalaane ki kya zaroorat hai – kisi ko kuchh dekhna dikhaana hai kya ? 

robert at the dead telephone booth: kuch thik se sunai nahi diya par smart boys zaroor kaha hoga!!

Raveena: doctor Saab dil ki baat hats rahe the amar: bata na prem: baad me amar : arey bata na prem: nikal jayegi amar: raveena jee ka dil toot jayega prem: abey tutne de 

: paachas hazaar …pachaas hazaar kaha se layenge hum , aapka planning galat hai aapne baap ko kidnap kiya aur betiyoon se paise maange, aapko betiyoon ko kidnap karna chahiye tha aur baap se paise maange chahiye tha 

Aaila, seeta geeta! Abey, seeta geeta nahi, raam aur shyaam!

Sir, aapne mujhe bataya nahi aaj mera brithday hai!?

amar-YE jacket aapne kahan se li? Prem-Switzerland se,,mujhe wahan ki shaam bahut pasand hai. Amar-Nahi,nahi Jacket bhi acchi hai…..

Bread ka Badshaah, aur Omlette ka Raja, Bajaj….hamaara Bajaj 

Are pitaji apki mahanta ka yeh hi vajah hai ki aap amar ke baap ho!Zara socho jab aap raste pe chalenge toh lok kahenge woh dekkho amar ka baap jara hai! 

sir yeh aap ko ullu samajh raha hai, ullu gadha kamina aisa mai keh sakta par maine kaha mujhe pata hai aap shakal se jo dikhte wo ho nahi, sir yeh aap ki shakal pe jaaraha hai….

by tam

Teja : Darata kyon hai? Amar : chillata kyon hai? 

police:sab log line mein khade ho jaaye … arre ye to pehle se hi line mein hai 

chit aaya to main jeeta aut pat aaya to tu haara salman : haan ye sahi hai 

sir … chai mein shakkar dalne ka time ho gaya 

ye vascodigama ki gun hai … kiske mama ki gun hai ?? 

main marne se pehle isko bahot pitna chahta hoon 

by lambu in SB

Prem: Ehhh amar woh bhi Bol de Jo Meine bola tha  

Mein tumhare liye film line chhod doongi Nahi filme mat chhodna 

Aaila govinda jamaila tu kaun 

teja:ye kaun hai?? robert:sir aap jawani mein bade khandani lagte the 

Tum ladki me kya dekhte ho … Yeh depend karta hai ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai 

Prem : jitna tha sarkar Sab laya hoon 

Mein karishma Nahi raveena hai woh raveena Nahi karishma hai. Jo karishma hai woh karishma Nahi Jo raveena hai woh raveena Nahi uff mein mein hoon ya mein ho hi Nahi haye mein kaun hoon 

by Rex

salman : mujhe meri maanzil samne dekhaii de rahi hai, father : samne samshaan aur polic e station hai…kaun si teri maanzil hai ?? 

aamir: jjjjjjjjjjj- juhi ji, juhi : oooh maaa , aamir – kya hua?? , juhi- mujhe laga shahrukh khan aa gaya 

 

goga to aamir on phone : paaji harmi, jaahil, gaawaar battemiz aamir: paaji tu tera baap 

aamir: doctor ko bulayun kya doctor? 

One can just go on and on as i said Each and every character dialogue scene is Iconic.

It is funny is just an under statement for this film.

Few of the scenes from the film

Salman-Phir aapne america se lia hoga
Aamir-nahin ye maine newyork se lia
Salman-Newyoork acha acha maine socha america se lia hoga 

 

and I bet this is one of the best and most funniest scene in the history of bollywood.

Salman-Acha uncle aap agy dandi pe Aaiye dandi pe 

Aamir-haan uncle dandi pe fit aa jynge dandi pe fit aa jynge, lekin phir mein chalaunga kaise aap pche baithye na uski gohd mein baithye gohd mein 

Salman-Haan uncle gohdi mein baithiye gohdi mein 

Paresh rawal- Chal Chal niche uttar gohd mein baith
niche uttar godhi wale  

P.S I have watched few other great classic comedy films in the history of Hindi Cinema – Golmaal, Padosan, Chupke Chupke, Chhoti Si Baat, Naram Garam, Hera Pheri (old and new) but i find Andaz Apna Apna the ultimate – Best.