Oh man Salman jokes going viral on twitter LOL
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iggu ?@discopiggu
Breaking News: Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled “Ek Tha Driver”. – http://santabanta.com
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Fake News ?@Ohfakenews
Salman Khan & Sohail Khan to open the biggest driving school in mumbai. Discount Rs 500. Hurry.
E-tard ?@14_yr_old_Etard
Things that can kill you in Mumbai: cancer, malaria, heart diseases, HIV/AIDS, diabetes, violence, Salman Khan and family’s SUVs.
E-tard ?@14_yr_old_Etard
Amazing how Salman Khan groupies can’t tolerate a joke on him, but can tolerate his boring-mindless-chutiyaap movies.
Pronounced as Niche ?@Kneeche
All day I don’t tweet is because my Blackberry dabba acts like Salman Khan! Doesn’t know what to do with itself, so keeps repeating shit!
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1@QuanakJess710: Now Shah Rukh Khan will just fly in into the Wankhede stadium in his G.One suit #SRK
@ShivAroor: This MCA/Wankhede official on @TIMESNOW actually says, “And then Shah Rukh Khan started blowing a guard.” (I hope it was consensual.)
@TheBarfigirl: So Shah Rukh Khan is banned in wankhede.Very good.He’s crossed Salman Khan in these kind of activities!
@PartyRocker_M: I guess the guard at Wankhede saw ‘Ra.One’…. And when he saw Shah Rukh Khan last night…. rest is history !!!
@WordsOfWacko: Shah Rukh Khan banned from entering the Wankhede Stadium in Mumbai. But no problems for him, he will watch the match in Dish TV. Kyunki SRK ke sar pe Dish Sawaar Hai
@Arjun024: May be when he was inebriated, Shah Rukh Khan imagined himself to be in “Don’s Wear”; the mood was infact “Don’t Swear”.
@shadymumbai: @CricMS: Shah Rukh Khan can now enter United States of America, but not Wankhede Stadium….
@_fakeiplplayer: News emerges that Shah Rukh Khan didn’t actually do any MC-BC. He was just saying MCA and BCCI.
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2 0that means both of you depend on others sense of humor to fulfill your required appetite of wit.
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0 0Haha good ones Sanjeev, keep em coming.
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2 1great job some unemployed dicks have some work now keep the tweets coming I am loving them
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