Tumhara naam kya hai ? Naseeruddin Shah

From the day i heard this dilouge from the film “Kya super cool hai hum” became my most awaited movie of the year.To hell with those who say good one liners can’t make a good film or Kya cool hain hum was full of obscene dilouge. It was a guilty plesure. For those who doesn’t know about this dilouge. I am giving you the back ground. A girl say to Rithest deshmukh.

Girl- ‘Mujhe muslim ladkon ki lambai or gujrai ladkon ki chaudai pasand hai’

Ritesh- Naseeruddin Shah

So this Post about “My god ! what a line ?”

1- No Not yet idiot (KHNH)- SRK is death bed. Everyone goes to him. In last Saif goes to him and chat. SRK take a deep breath and close his eye. Saif think he is no more. Suddenly SRK opens his eyes and say ‘No Not yet idiot’.

2- Aajkal to biscuit ko bhi parle-G kehte hain (Welcome)…Anybody who say Welcome is an Akshay kumar movie. I will say thande pani se muh dho kar aao. Take Uday shetty, Majnu and RDX from welcome and it would crap.

3- Haan kood sakta hoon ! bas train rukne do. (Saathiya)…Before love bloosam between them. Vivek goes to Rani in a train and say main tumahre liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon. Rani ask him kya tum mere liye train se kood sakte ho. Then Vivek say “Haan kood sakta hoon ! bas train rukne do”Haan kood jaunga ! bas train rukne do.

4- Kise dekh rahe ho ? Wo ladki jo kapde utaar rahi hai, Mere matlab rassi se kapde utaar rahi hai (Saathiya)…Vivek goes to Rani’s colony and gives race to bike. Suddenly Rani’s eleder sister Sandhya mridul comes and ask Vivek “Kise dekh rahe ho ? Wo ladki jo kapde utaar rahi hai, Mere matlab rassi se kapde utaar rahi hai ”

5- Tum itna force kar rahi ho to lo main ander aa jata hoon. (KKHH)…SRK almost entered in Rani’s bedroom with the help of leddar then say “Tum itna force kar rahi ho to lo main ander aa jata hoon”

6- Aise to aadmi do hi time bhagata hai. Ya to olympic ki race ho ya police ka case ho (AAA)

7- Sonia Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi hain. Ek jo mujh tak aane main bahut der lagati hain aur doosari wo jo mujh tak bahut jaldi aa jati hain. (Don)…Big b’s bariton. He is in his coolest best. Nothing more to say.

9 Comments

  1. suprabh
    suprabh
    February 12, 2012 at 10:17 AM

    Fantastic post DJ!!!

  2. suprabh
    suprabh
    February 12, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    Here are some of my choices

    1) Kabhi haan kabhi naa– Ae imraan mujhe zara church tak chhod do

    Par father mai toh us taraf jaa raha tha

    Idhar ya udhar…har raasta god ki taraf jaata hai :D

    2) DCH– priety is trying convince Aamir that sachha pyaar hota hai..ek baar ho jaane toh,etc etc etc
    Aamir– Arey yaar tum toh peeche hi padh gayi…Kyun Bhai–mujhse shaadi ka irada hai kya?

    3) Bunty aur Babli

    Abhishek– Vodka, Gin, Rum, Whiskey..

    Amitabh– Kyun Bhai Chaand pe jaane ka irada hai kya?

    Abhishek– Kyun..aap hi ticket bech rahe ho kya?

    4) Andaz Apna Apna– Uncle aap dandi pe baithiye

  3. Sanjeev
    Sanjeev
    February 12, 2012 at 10:56 AM

    For me funniest scene is from no entry: when anil kappor says, “thoda niche thoda niche bolke kinta niche lyadiya…”

  4. FS
    FS
    February 12, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    Nice post :)

  5. aryan29
    aryan29
    February 12, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    Dil chahta hai –

    Aamir Khan – ..Dekh sameer mujhe koi shaq nahi ki tujhe usse pyaar hua hai….par utna hi yakeen iss baat ka hai ke 3 mahine baad tujhe kisi aur se pyaar hoga :lol:

    Sonali- bohat gehrei dosti lagti hai

    saif ali khan –

    Haan Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai :D

    aamir: tum kahan ja rahi ho?
    priety: ye flight Sydney jati hey!!!
    aamir: ha lekin tum kahan ja rahi ho??
    priety: Sydney!
    aamir: kitni ajib baat hey, hum tino Sydney ja rahein hey..
    priety: tino??
    aamir: tum, mein aur yeh flight :D

    main roz takiye pe thodi baithta hoon :D

    Kya hua? Koi mar gaya kya? Haan! Tum :lol:

    Saif ali khan –
    Mom dad, this is pooja,Pooja this is my mom and my dad.
    and this is your mom and your dad :D

  6. aryan29
    aryan29
    February 12, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    Baadshah –

    SRK- Tumhra koi judwa bhai hai?

    Villan – Nahin kyon?

    SRK – Mera b nahin hai :D

  7. aryan29
    aryan29
    February 12, 2012 at 5:38 PM

    Jab Pyar kisise hota hai –

    Salman Khan acting as salesman with twinkle khanna as customer

    Twinkle Khanna – Arre wah log hath ki lakir padte hai aur aap pair ki lakir padte ho.

    Salman Khan – Actually madam i belong to the family of jyotishies aur ye mera past time job hai.. :P

    Twinkle khanna – aapko to jyotishi bnna chahye aur ..maine aapko kahin dekha hai..

    Salman Khan – actually madam log kehte hai meri shakal sanjay dutt se bohat milti hai :D

    Twinkle khanna – shayad..aur bataiye na

    Salman Khan -Aapke baalo ka rang kaala hai aap gori hai aapke pair pe ek til hai :D

    Shopowner- Excuse me aap? aap kaun hai

    Twinkle khanna – ye ? yeh aapka salesman nahin

    Shopowner – nahin isse to maine pehle kabhi nahin dekha

    salman khan – ab aap ye jaanna chayengi aapka kya naam hai aapka naam hai komal sinha aur madam aapki vajah se meri naukri chali gayi aur sir aapko to meri andhi maa vidhwah behen aur langde bhai ka khyal rakhna chaye tha aap kamine ho, kamine ho aap :D

    here is the hilarious video of that scene

  8. Tashan
    Tashan
    February 12, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    Kjo to Srk lets do it from the movie kuch kuch karna hai

  9. Ank
    Ank
    February 13, 2012 at 1:57 AM

    Partner- “Bhaskar tu toh woh majnu hai jo laila laila karte karte ye maila thaila mere paas chodh gaya”
    AAA- “main toh kahta hu aap purush hi nahi…remember shakti’s reaction… mahapurush hai”
    BHAGAM BHAG
    Akki- bahen dar gayi dar gayi, are bahena mai toh teri bahaduri check kar raha tha
    Paresh rawal- shale tu bahena ki bahaduri baathroom me check kar raha tha
    Akki- are kal jab bawla tere kamre me gaya tab toh uske saath uchal uchal ke
    Govinda- abhe kal ka chodh aaj ka bol.

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