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“SRK beat up my Husband” – Farah Khan

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/shah-rukh-khan-slaps-farah-khan-husband-sanjay-dutt/1/171250.html

Can’t paste the article. This is “breaking news”. Some quotes from Farah Khan from Headlines Today :-

“SRK beat up my husband”

“SRK and his bodyguards thrashed Shirish Kunder”

“SRK asked Shirish why he tweeted against him”

“SRK threatened to destroy our career”

“We did not make any provoking remarks. SRK started screaming”

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287 COMMENTS
  1. I.One

    Yew Eff El: I think it was just a case of misunderstanding. #ShirishKunder must have gone up to #SRK and said, “Tees maar, Khan!” #29SlapsPending

    @chin80: Shirish Kunder was bored of the tag “Farah Khan’s husband”. So he allowed SRK to slap him. New tag: “The guy who was slapped by SRK”

    BTW, these are from Hindustan Times LOL – Shirish Kunder ‘slap jokes’ go viral on Twitter – http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Tabloid/Shirish-Kunder-slap-jokes-go-viral-on-Twitter/Article1-804188.aspx

  2. Rosh

    LOL, Rajeev .. word is out on the streets about what happened, srk cant change the media narrative now, and even if he does everyone know what happened

  3. RJ

    Lol @ ibnlive reporting about SRK! Only if it was Salman, there would have been such a hue and cry about morals and ethics and what not! And now that it is SRK, sympathies are coming from everywhere. Even in the form of being followed into the bathroom being used as an excuse.

  4. Phoenix

    This news has made everyone happy. SRK fans, Aamir fans, Salman fans …
    for their own agendas. Twitter is full of jokes. Having fun reading them!

  5. I.One

    Shahrukh khan slapped Shirish Kunder on behalf of the Family planning commission. LOL

  6. Bilawal

    So now Bash thinks everyone is not getting worked up ! if it was aamir she wud have said that
    Lol

    U r a hater Phoenix.

  7. RJ

    “This news has made everyone happy. SRK fans, Aamir fans, Salman fans …
    for their own agendas. Twitter is full of jokes. Having fun reading them!”

    And it has made you sad :(

  8. Bilawal

    SRK has lost immense respect from all corners now. His main stregth was his family image. And it is tarnished by this incident.
    As for aamir or sallu – their main strength was never family image – aamir has best films and sallu is chilled out guy.

  9. rajeev singh

    @rosh no lols…..dono type ke news padhna padta hai…..itni der se tum log likh rahe ho maine to tumhe galat nahi bataya……… saale shirish ki to fat rahi hogi, maar bhi khaya, halla bhi machhaya, kuch ukhad bhi naa paya…..if srk was guilty why he didn’t filed a complain or FIR……
    wo vivek waali baat ho gayi salman ne dhamki bhi diya,par police complain ke bajaye press conference bula liya……

    thik kiya mara ,saale ko bahut pehle maarna tha………

    not a single line srk ever spoke about farah or shirish , he thought chup hai to darr gaya…..ab itna ungli karoge to chaata to deserving hai naa…..

    1. suprabh

      srk to shirish

      kiska hai ye tumko intezaar mai hoon na..

      ra.one jo bolo bekaar, mai hoon na

      ab khamosh, kyun ho..jo bhi kehna hai kaho..

      tumko milegaa ek chamaat…mai hoon naaa

      shirish to srk

      ra.one ka kaminaa.. ye gaal ho gaya sore
      picture kyun banayi tune itni kamzor

      theater mei baitha mai ho gaya tha bore
      jal gaya mere comment se, tu hai haraamkhor …khoooorrrrrrrr :P :D

  10. Phoenix

    RJ,

    I just said I am having fun reading tweets. They are pretty creative. Actually some of the comments here are serious…

    I never enjoy homo jokes. Else, Shetty is on great mood.

  11. Joy

    Ngians always talk about ONE BIG HIT and srk will be back.now srk is back with a BIG HIT.it always matters of BIG HIT.

  12. Naveed_EkThaTiger

    @ Rajeev Singh – that news from IBN is bullshit. Wait I will prove it. There is a pic where shrish is taking a pic with sanju baba and his wife.

    Let me get home and onto my laptop :D

  13. Jasp the Wasp

    Funny to read the jokes being cracked here; filmi twists :D. However, as usual there’s the bunch of people who are going nasty, and I think I should gnore them.

    But one thing I must say: Shirish Kunder ko log abhi bhi naam se theek se nahin jaante.

    Btw, no matter what haters say, the neutrals in the party (not part of any comap) clearly stated that Shirish was misbehaving, and that Sanjay had given him a piece of his mind well before SRK came; the brawl occured for what reasons, nobody knows properly and all the reasons being given are more or less rumours.

    @Roy, other haters

    Firstly, let’s get the facts right: Don 2 was a big success no matter how much you stick you head into your ass and disagree. So please, enough of the rant of “failure” of “two magnum opuses”; its a blatant lie. Laugh at me as much as you want, but if you don’t have the guts to face me and insult me on my face, rather than go around talking on SB, the you are the last person to talk about the events.

  14. samykhan

    prakash jaju ne hadd kar di yaaaro
    HINDU MUSLIM KO BEECH ME LAA RHA HAI….MC BC

    Jitna M hero logon ko uthaoge utni Hin ladkiyan M ke saath bhaag rahi hai chote chote shahron main…Dimag lagao Hin… Dimag lagao Dimag

  15. rajeev singh

    @naveed and hindustan times is also wrong, glamsham is also wrong?????……….anyways everyone is updating news , look at any news report it’s been updated, because first report was what farah khan has given…..brawl happened early morning but news broke out after noon…. come on , if you have to accuse srk go on no one stops…..

  16. Bilawal

    @JTW – don2 was a success?
    :ROFL:

  17. Roy

    lagta hai JTW = SRK himself.

    Suprabh asked him on NG a few days back if he was Dilip Kumar from Karma so obssessed with slaps. Now, Kunder’s got one :D. So, I suspect JTW = SRK

    As for Don 2, Mr. JTW: It will continue to be a twin failure along with Ra.one. No matter how hard you deny. And no, we don’t discuss you on SB. You are not that important.

  18. Bilawal

    Bash, why dont u enjoy homo jokes?

  19. rajeev singh

    @samyakhan these srk haters has lost there mind…….prakash jaju kam bada chutiya thode hi hai……

  20. samykhan

    PRAKASH JAJU IS MENTALLY RETARD …FREAK

  21. Jasp the Wasp

    @Bilawal

    “@JTW – don2 was a success?
    :ROFL:”

    Go and ask your own SRK-hater gang member Naveed; he has publicly stated that Don 2 was a SOLID HIT. Until a few days back, there wasn’t even a whisper about Don 2′s BO success; compared to Ra.One which was buzzing about its underwhelming performance for weeks. What does that show eh? Aakhri minute mein to jhoot ka sahara lena padta hai. Pata hai.

    @Roy

    I don’t even consider the opinions of retards important enough to be classified fact. Its your opinion versus the truth. Go rant something new.

  22. rajeev singh

    srk tweeted now……

    SHAH RUKH KHAN @iamsrk Close
    Another long nite. Shooting for a public service msg film about education peace & harmony. Feels ironic when I read & see wot is being said.

  23. Bilawal

    JTW – ab muze naaved batayega film success hai ki nahi?
    I know the numbers and budget of film.
    hahaha

  24. Roy

    “I don’t even consider the opinions of retards important enough to be classified fact”
    Thank God you don’t you consider your opinions important !! Thanks for the awesome comic entertainment you are providing us

  25. Jasp the Wasp

    @Bilawal

    You are talking about budgets? Jhoota …. Calling a 40 cr Talaash as 30 cr film (see Wikipedia before ranting again) and calling a 135 cr film as 175 cr; yeah, you know everything about budgets. HA HA look at you! Having to stoop to the lowest levels to trash a star. Pity. Ab kya kahega, Ghajini had 20 cr budget and earned 150 cr? TZP had 2 cr budget and earned 100 cr? Bol na… I want to have some fun by exposing your constant lies.

    @Roy

    Oh I certainly don’t consider my views all-important and like a gospel of truth. The same, of course, can’t be said for you. If you say Don 2 flopped, it has flopped even if the whole trove of facts goes completely against you. Now please, rant something more.

    As I said, I don’t consider the opinions of retards important enough to be classified as fcat. Mujhpar mere comment tum ulta nahin paoge. Chal chal.

  26. aryan29

    @Bilawal Re-Bash, why don t u enjoy homo jokes?
    Because she is SRK’s fan :P

  27. aman

    “Anyways, I for one am very happy. He gives torture like TMK and then goes around commenting on others. Talk about guts and superiority complex!”

    @jtw

    In that case srk deserves to be lynched for giving the filthiest crap in the form of ra1

  28. aman

    “Anyways, I for one am very happy. He gives torture like TMK and then goes around commenting on others. Talk about guts and superiority complex!”

    @jtw

    In that case srk deserves to be lynched for giving the filthiest crap in the form of ra1 and commenting that it’s the best we (bollywood) have to offer

  29. rockie_c83

    Ohhh teri behen di …. Looks like I missed lot of ACTION …

    Srk slapped Shirish… Ohh mann someone plz post a video ..

    I really want to see hw girls fight… :D

    Btw I read Srk did not win filmfare …. ye ANARTH kaise ho gaya??
    Is this all because of frustration?

    Even here we have BODYGUARD.. iske bina to kuch blockbuster hota hi nahi :)

    All the comments are fkin awesome … spl mention SHETTY BHAI … you rock .. you just rock… !!

  30. Roy

    SRK ne thappad to maara Shirish ko, lekin seedha zakhmee ho gaya jaspu.

    Twin failures of Ra.one and Don2 ke baad Jaspu ko yeh hit pasand nahin aayi :D

  31. milind

    So the dawg of Salman got mauled and castrated openly—Salman is next!!

    Waise can Salman fuckk himself for delivering multiple tortures over the years!!

  32. milind

    Waise didnt a small time actor crack the balls of Salman by taking his Girlfriend in his arms openly in a press conference and meanwhile Salman was looking at his own length that was shrinking!! :D

  33. aman

    SRK replies!

    “”I.Am.The.King.. Ab mujhe mumbai ki police dhund rahi hai lekin unko ye nahi pata ke Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai.. hehehehehehehahaha”

    To which mumbai police reply: “abey tere jaise don ko pakadne ke liye municipality ki gaadi hi kaafi hai”

  34. milind

    Aman — we are still awaiting the rape of aamir for giving us three big masterpieces– MELA,MP AND DG :D

    If you allow can i take Aamir into a private room :D

  35. Arise_Awake

    Is This News True :D :D…

    It Can be floated from either Side, Bad News is now a days a Good news :)

    It Seems SRK is Losing himself… Vinashkaale Vipurit Buddhi

    Shetty Bhai ===> Salute ;)

  36. Ihab

    For this special occasion, a very special video (Lol, just for fun. Dont hate me :D ) :-

  37. shetty

    Breaking News !

    Shirish and Ramphal have lodged 2 separate complaints against SRK

    Shirish – Shahrukh ne maara chaanta
    Ramphal- Shahrukh ne mera chaata

  38. Delight44

    @topic
    Nothing new,
    SRK is slapping intelligence of Indians[including NRI's] for past 20 years,

    Today SRK will eat rice using fingers hehe

  39. milind

    Aman..

    Municipality ki gaadi abhi ek Aamir naam ke kutte ka castration kar rahi hai!!

    Jaa use dekh le!

  40. Roy

    Shetty Bro. Comment of the Century … ROFL !!!

  41. milind

    Salman Khan is heard to be admitted into Borivilli Municipal Hospital after hearing this slap as he is suffering from STRESS INCONTINENCE–BISTAR GEELA KAR RAHA HAI WO!! :D

  42. rockie_c83

    Srk shud have done this kind of thg during the release of Ra1..
    faltu mei hi poora saaal promotion karta raha … aur logo ka time barbaad karta raha … :)

    yaha 1 din mei itni publicity ho gayi …

    Agar ye uss waqt kiya hota to shayad ra1 chal jaaati …

  43. Arise_Awake

    ” Breaking News !
    Shirish and Ramphal have lodged 2 separate complaints against SRK
    Shirish – Shahrukh ne maara chaanta
    Ramphal- Shahrukh ne mera chaata ”

    Shetty Bhai, COTC :) :) :)

    Don’t Know What SRK does to your Creative Cells, but It DOES BEST :) :)

    Kahin SRK naam aap k liye Sanjeevni bhooti tu nahi hain :D :D ???

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