CT-Scan and X-Ray of NG members by Dj (Dr. Jharfook wala)

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Dj – Charity begains at home. I am SRK’s chamcha who belives he is the second best actor (Top slot goes to Anil kapoor)in last 20 years among Top rung Heroes. But honest enough to publicaly admit that Ra One is a piece of shit and from 2008-2010 Aamir was no 1 and 2010 onwards Salman is in Top.

Manish – He is like me.

Danish – On NG danish is the only person whom i like because he is clear on his thoughts. As they say God is one but there are many ways to reach to him. Same way Danish thinks Salman is god (ok ok god gift to bollywood) and he writes dozen of post to prove that. He writes original post, never copy-paste, provides data to prove his claim. Some are scienctific ? Some are assumption but still i enjoy to read whatever he writes. One more thing Danish never abuse anyone. Atleast he never starts it. Long live Danish babu

Ihab – On NG Ihab is the only person whom i dislike because he pretends to be normal and takes high moral ground. Yahan Hamam main sab nange hain. So Be what you are. (I am not preaching just a request)

Milind – He is suri (cute, likeable) when writes original posts and Raj (irritating) when comments.

Raj – Lately he lets me down. There is no need for abusing, below the belt hitting and use sexual remarks.

Ali – In his second innings he is much subdued. Visits NG rarerly.

Shilac – Shilac nowadays you are loosing your temper. Just ignore. Remember kutte bhonkte hain…Haathi chalte rehate hain.

Ritz – I think He is Tharki (Not in negative term). Khata hai, ‘PEETA’ hai. listens good music, read good poetry(Me too). Raat ko Addha drink kar kuch likh deta hai.Subah bhool jata hai. Basically good hearted person.

Roy – Yaar Ra One ne tumhare andar bahut negativity bhar di hai. I want to replace R of Roy with alphabet J. What say Joy ? be a good Boy.

Wall D – George bush destroyed Iraq in search of WMD which was not there. Asli W-m-D to yahan tha. Wall D single handedly distroyed a king’s dream called Ra one.

Tango – One request. Come frequently on NG on don’t be so touchy if someone calles you SRK fan.

Doga – Sometime come across as confused. Niether here nor there.

NYkavi – Bhayya comment badiya karte ho lekin naam ke aage

Joy222 – Just Like his fav star. Uncontrollable.

Aryan 29 – Jab 30 years ka ho jayega tab thodi maturity aa jayegi.

Rockie Bhau – Jai maharastra. Some time behave like a school bully.

Shetty – Sometime funny, sometime pridictable.

Fearlesssoul – Promiesing start but now going kambli’s way.

Yakuza – I salute him. There are very few who is ready to bet on bachchans. Though i won’t bet on AB Baby boy i always pray for his carreer.

Prateek – Sane voice

Akshay or antreas – On NG Akshay is the only person whom i respect.

Shalu – Aajkal jis kisma ki bhasha NG per use ho rahi hai use dekhte hue Shalu ka yahan aana mushkil hai. Waise bhi this is the disappointed year for both of us. We were praying for MAUSAM but our prayer remain unanswered.

Tera Baap – Rajen what happen to twist in the panty sentence. Yaar STAY RAW and use some more intresting lines.

Suprabh – Some years ago Dilip padgaonkar said that “EDITOR of the TOI is the second most importent person in india”. Now i want to say “As a MOD of NG he has the most difficult job in the world right now”. Lets see how he tackles it. Initially he came across as a Mathdheesh and i told him back then, but i must say as a MOD suprabh babu is superb.

RKB the BOSS – Pata nahi jiske bhi naam ke initial RK hota hai wo khud ko BOSS kyon samajhte hain. Whether it is RajniKant or RKB of SAHARA MUMBAI fame or our own BOSS. Bhayya BOSS ho to kuch kar ke bhi dikhao. NG ki standerd sudharo.

PS- Tommorow is my OFF and i made a rule ki Ghar main internet ka use sirf sunny leone type sites dekhane or LITEROTICA main story padne ke liye hi kiya jayege. So pls keep this post there for atleast 2-3 days.