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In the order of when they were dumped onto the world.

duggu Great Bong : The Ten Worst Hindi Movies Of the Decade

Mohabbatein
Asoka
Yaadein
Devdas
Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon
Veer Zara
Black
Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag
Saanwariya
Singh is Kinng

gayrukh Great Bong : The Ten Worst Hindi Movies Of the Decade

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  1. JustaFan 21 December 2009
    08:00:45 am

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    My List (I am only including the big movies otherwise DeshDrohi would top the list):

    Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag (worst movie of the decade..top 5 worst all time)

    Drona

    Chandni Chowk to China

    One two ka four

    Maa Tujhe Salaam

  2. JustaFan 21 December 2009
    08:01:56 am

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    Man…you have some weird taste. How do you put BLACK and AAG in the same list? I thought Black was great.

  3. Som 21 December 2009
    08:08:57 am

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    WTF movies to me in this decade(2000-09)

    Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag
    Drona
    Mohabbatein
    Blue
    Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon
    Mela
    Kambakhat Ishq
    Aap Mujhe Acche Lagne Lage
    Boom
    Cash

  4. rks 21 December 2009
    08:24:53 am

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    :D this guy has some affinity to SRK!

  5. Tango 21 December 2009
    08:37:16 am

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    I think the list has to include

    1)Dosti- Friends Forever

    2)Drona

    3)Yuvvraaj

    4) Dulha Mil Gaya (upcoming)

    5)Saawariya

  6. Tango 21 December 2009
    08:45:01 am

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    Oh yeah (thanks to Som)

    6) Mela

  7. Rocky 21 December 2009
    08:45:05 am

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    RKS- GB already gave ans to your q- LOL !!

    You might be wondering whether I have something against Shahrukh Khan seeing how often his movies occur in this last. Now if you do, I would like to turn that thought around and ask whether Shahrukh Khan has something against me, and against movie-going audiences in general, that he continues to, without fail, bring us rubbish like Veer Zara.

    I think I know what SRK would do in response.

    He would simply sing a song from Veer Zara.

    Hum to bhai jaise the waise rahenge.

  8. Rocky 21 December 2009
    08:47:34 am

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    PS – I actually liked Mohabttein and Devdaas, Now I am not too sure !!!
    GB has given new meaning to them !! LOL

    PS- I do not agree with him on Saawaryia and Black though !!

  9. shetty 21 December 2009
    09:00:59 am

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    Devdas, Black & Saawariya

    All the Bhansali movies of this decade in the list :D

  10. Tango 21 December 2009
    09:14:39 am

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    I don’t think Black should be there. It was a superb movie, with a super performance from Big B and a great one from Rani (perhaps her swan song).

  11. ali 21 December 2009
    09:28:31 am

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    Mr. Great Bong forgot following movies , let me mention them,
    Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge,Mela,Had Kar Di Aapne
    One Two Ka Four
    Tumko Na Bhool Payenge,Boom
    Dosti
    Saawan-The Love Season
    Yuvvraj,Drona
    Also i agree with Great Bong on RGV KI AAG , the greatest disaster of all times.

  12. fiddler 21 December 2009
    10:02:01 am

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    “You might be wondering whether I have something against Shahrukh Khan seeing how often his movies occur in this last. Now if you do, I would like to turn that thought around and ask whether Shahrukh Khan has something against me, and against movie-going audiences in general, that he continues to, without fail, bring us rubbish like Veer Zara.

    I think I know what SRK would do in response.

    He would simply sing a song from Veer Zara.

    Hum to bhai jaise the waise rahenge.”

    ROFL at the comment.

    For me the absolute worst movie of the last decade undoubtedly has to be rudraksh…I am a die hard movie watcher and almost always sit through a movie however bad it might be but rudraksh is the only movie I have switched off half way through.

    A lot of the movies wont make my list primarily because I did end up seeing them becuase of lousy WOM.

    Among the major stars, i have been most disappointed with Devdas and Mujhe Shaadi Karoge. Devdas because SRK was terrible in it and looking back it was probably the film that put me off him for good and Mujhe Shaadi Karoge because it was the unfunniest funny movie this decade.

  13. Rocky 21 December 2009
    10:52:05 am

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    More gems frpm The GB-
    1.Perhaps the most sweeping indictment of Mohabbatein would be that even though it had Uday Chopra (the second most dangerous star-son whose-name-is-Uday, the first being Saddam-putra Uday) in one of the leading roles, he would not even find a place in a list of the ten worst things about Mohabbatein, so bad it was.

    2.Should we talk about a king who converted from a maniacal killer to become one of the most foreward thinking monarchs in world history? Should we? Naaahhh. Let’s just get Shahrukh Khan to take off his top, and picture him flying out in super-slow-mo from a lake in his bare-chested glory to the tune of “Roshni Se bhaare bhaare” as he embraces the bhaare bhaare Kareena Kapoor.

    3.in Devdas he is firing all cannons like the Spanish Armada. Tottering and careening, eyes reddened, lips curled, eyes half-closed he is the Kalki Avatar of acting as he does “his stuff”, the Shahrukhianisms which make so many Paros and Chandramukhis go all weak in the knees.Inured to his considerable charms I however kept on shaking my head in disbelief throughout the running time of Devdas, hoping that my sanity outlasts Devdas’s liver

    4.Even Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s movies get an unintentional laugh or two. Not Singh is Kingg.

  14. rks 21 December 2009
    12:12:22 pm

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    Rocky – Sarbox R.I.P.?

  15. Qalandar 21 December 2009
    01:59:13 pm

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    RKS: you are the nawab of non-sequiturs.

  16. NyKavi 21 December 2009
    02:10:55 pm

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    Yaar Veer Zaara ki izzat mat luto! It is a personal fav, and I guess one needs to be a bit of passionate unrealistic romantic to appreciate that movie. Inspite of all those head-shaking/quivering-lips portrayal of a buddha SRK, Yash Chopra managed to convey dard-e-judaai wonderfully. And the music was just awesome, especially all those lost tracks of Madan Mohan.

    I have not seen Boom, Cash, Aag, Drona, Yaadein, Mela and Saawariya precisely because each of these gems happened to be on one or other “worst of all times” lists.

    Asoka failed due to the complete disregard of his actual accomplishments, which were his conversion and propogation of Buddhism. Perhaps SRK had wanted to make Asoka II to showcase all that? Yet, I wont call it the worst, cause the music was a redeeming factor.

    MPKDK was indeed a crapfest, and deserves to be on this list.

    SIK was quite entertaining, and the music rocked bigtime.

  17. rks 21 December 2009
    02:13:46 pm

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    Haha Q. I thought I commented on topic then I saw the Sarbanes Oxley’s comment :)

  18. Doga 21 December 2009
    02:29:12 pm

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    I liked movies like Asoka,Veer Zaara,Devdas.

    My list would be

    Saawariya
    Yuvvraaj

    Thats it i think, no other movie can join the rank of the above 2 for me.

    Havent see Aag,Black.

  19. Qalandar 21 December 2009
    02:37:49 pm

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    Doga: Yuvraaj is way better than Yaadein IMO. No way Asoka, Devdas, Veer-Zaara can be in this company; I love the Great Bong’s work, but I think he needs to watch more films. More bad ones, that is. :-)

  20. rks 21 December 2009
    02:52:02 pm

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    Looks like he hasn’t seen Kya kool hain hum, Good Boy bad boy, Cash, Money Hai Toh Honey Hai …

  21. Rocky 21 December 2009
    03:06:15 pm

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    RKS- highly unlikely !!

  22. Doga 21 December 2009
    03:41:07 pm

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    Q bhai, havent seen Yaadien, though have heard what you have said about it.

  23. RAJ 21 December 2009
    09:48:17 pm

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    Well…its a difficult job to find out 10 worst movies of the deecade comnsidering atleast 100 crap movies come out every year…So choosing from a list of 1000 Movies is a hard task…Neverthless my top 10 worst movies of the decade would be..

    1.RGV Ki Aag
    2.Drona
    3.Family
    4.Umraojan (new)
    5.Ekalavya
    6.Mela
    7.One Two ka Four
    8.Boom
    9.Main Prem ki diwani hoon
    10.Nishabd

    P.s:: No salman and Akki movie makes the list because i havent watched a Akki movie since Bhagam bhag and a salman movie since Mujhse Shadi karoge(Wanted is an axception which i liked immensley) ..Else this top 10 would have been shared between these two great actors alone :)

  24. RAJ 21 December 2009
    09:52:51 pm

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    I believe this great Bong has a great writing style..But this guys thrives on negativity…hence he always makes jokes about worst movies,superstars…This guy is filled with negativity….Doesnt he have anything positive to say ??? Like “‘10 best movies of the decade”" etc…

    Such a looser this guy is…

  25. ali 22 December 2009
    02:11:38 am

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    Raj Bhai ,indeed Sallu Ji is Champion in Delivering all those Disaster Year by Year.Here is Complete list yearwise-
    2000- Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge,Chal Mere Bhai,Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye.
    2002-Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge,Yeh Hai Jalwa
    2004-Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa
    2006-Saawan:The Love Season
    2007-Salaam-e-Ishq,Marigold,Saawariya
    2008-God Tussi Great Ho,Hello,Yuvvraj
    2009-Main Aur Mrs. Khanna

    Hats Off to Salman Sahab For All these movies.

  26. shetty 22 December 2009
    02:17:28 am

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    Ali, Nice avatar you have got. SRK looks so lovable there… choomne ko man kar raha hai

  27. shetty 22 December 2009
    02:22:06 am

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    Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 hit dede baba

    salm

  28. ali 22 December 2009
    04:04:14 am

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    Shetty(Anna),Aap Sallu ke Fan Ho lekin Habits KJo waali hain.
    By the way i’m changing my ONLINE AVATAR (We all r related with AVATAR Movie b’cause in online form we all have different id & picture and that is our VIRTUAL AVATAR)

  29. rudresh 22 December 2009
    04:21:34 am

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    “All the Bhansali movies of this decade in the list”

    Shetty is building his case for putting Guzarish in same list :)

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