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De Dana Dan
Infantile tripe: Not a single gag or joke works. Even if you do laugh, it’s at the film rather than with it.

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Namrata Joshi

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First things first. This is not a sequel or prequel to Hera Pheri despite the presence of the original triumvirate—Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty and Paresh Rawal. In fact, if Hera Pheri marked a high point in Priyadarshan’s career, De Dana Dan must be the lowest ebb he would have struck in recent times. Logic and reason is not what one went looking for in De Dana Dan. A certain lunacy was expected. The question is whether the madness made you double up in laughter and the answer, unfortunately, is a big no. Not a single gag or joke works. Even if you do laugh, it’s at the film rather than with it.

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There are way too many characters and subplots and Priyadarshan fails miserably in justifying them or stringing them together. Silly, witless, trying-too-hard-to-be-funny characters seem to walk in and out of the frames for no reason whatsoever. And they are all residents of Singapore, mind you. Which makes one wonder if the pointless film was made for the heck of Singapore Tourism. There’s Akshay who’s working for a boorish rich woman, Archana Puran Singh, because his dad took a loan from her for his education that he needs to repay. He loves rich and winsome Katrina but her dad Tinnu Anand won’t allow them to get together. Poor Sunil has a similar problem of not being able to wed Sameera. Paresh is the crook with the silly son, Chunky Pandey, who’s marrying Sameera for the money. There’s an assortment of other characters to confound the confusion. And they all descend into the Pan Pacific hotel for the Chunky-Sameera wedding only to get swept off their feet, literally.

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The film gets so scattered that after a point even the star draw—Katrina and Akshay—vanish from the proceedings only to reappear when the film hurls towards the climax. Either the actors are uniformally jarring and over-the-top (Akshay and Archana Puran Singh competing on who shouts louder) or they are there as mere pretty props (Sameera, Katrina). A seasoned Paresh Rawal cuts a pitiable picture in the mess. Why should he be doing such infantile tripe? De Dana Dan provides tough competition to Kambakkht Ishq for my Turkey of ’09 award.
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  1. Kesariya Vilayati 7 December 2009
    08:30:44 am

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    Six back to back flops for Akshay

    Ouch. It hurts to be an Akshay kumar fan :(

  2. Kesariya Vilayati 7 December 2009
    08:33:33 am

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    We Akshay fans don’t give up that easily. Action Replay will be sure shot blockbuster. watch out

  3. Doga 7 December 2009
    11:15:46 am

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    Shetty Sir,

    I have gone through few forums and found that Salman and Akki fans have the highest rivalry as they are competiting outside the top 3 range,have the most releases among top 7-8 stars and have the most flops, :grin:

    So you and me seem to be the discripency in this pattern, as we are both Salman and Akki fans, though bigger on the former.

  4. shetty 7 December 2009
    07:44:03 pm

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    “as we are both Salman and Akki fans, though bigger on the former.”

    I couldn’t sleep all night after the DDD flop news :(

  5. Angels and Belds 7 December 2009
    07:56:12 pm

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    things are so bad that Turkey is planning to change its capital from Ankara to Akshay…

  6. ShakeSpear 7 December 2009
    08:29:02 pm

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    Also the famous ‘MTV Bakra’ has changed its name into ‘MTV Akshay’ !

  7. shetty 7 December 2009
    09:11:37 pm

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    What will Akki not accept for thanksgiving?

    One more turkey :P

  8. sv 7 December 2009
    09:57:28 pm

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    Action Replay is also flop.That makes 8 flops in a row. :)

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