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Mumbai, Aug 26: Post ‘Singh is Kinng’, Akshay Kumar has become the undisputed king of Bollywood and his crowning ceremony that includes some unprecedented fireworks will see the former kings of B-town going green, for there has been no such applause yet.

After wooing audiences, winning acclaim from critics and filmmakers, the Khiladi Kumar is getting set to be saluted by Bollywood’s bombshells like Katrina Kaif, Lara Dutta, Amrita Arora and Dia Mirza.

Yes, Akki boy is soon to get lucky as tinsel town’s oomphalicous babes are to award the Khiladi’s hard work with some luxurious pampering as they prepare to pay a tribute to him through their scintillating dance moves.

Speaking to reporters Amrita said, “It’s fun We’re dancing on Akki’s hit numbers. I think he deserves the success coming his way!”

The actresses are keeping busy rehearing in the Film City these days, and the tribute will be aired on a private television channel.

Hmm… now we would call that a glorious crowning ceremony. Wonder what Sallu has to say of Kat paying her tribute to Akki!

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  1. ILG 26 August 2008
    06:20:39 am

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    Gabber,
    Lets take a little break from Akki. You have numbed our senses with the Akki trivia.

  2. Gabber 26 August 2008
    06:25:17 am

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    ‘Post ‘Singh is Kinng’, Akshay Kumar has become the undisputed king of Bollywood and his crowning ceremony that includes some unprecedented fireworks will see the former kings of B-town going green, for there has been no such applause yet.’

    crowning ceremony….This will be hillarious and unprecedented. :D
    I think anything with Akshay now is being tried by entertainment channel.

  3. Gabber 26 August 2008
    06:27:28 am

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    My sincere apologise ilg.
    I found this bit of news really hillarious.

  4. Kunal27 26 August 2008
    07:46:59 am

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    Whats happening over here?
    is it true or just a gimmick?

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