The Naachgaana Awards ;)

som 28 February 2008
10:06:08 am

Best Hindi review:
satyam-Jodha Akbar

Best smashing debut male:
Achilles

smashing debut female:
Nithya

NG jodi no 1:
satyam-qalandar

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair:
Satyam Vs Tango

I would like to see more of:
Sameer,Aarkayne and Goodfella

Most Well Behaved NG member:
Aarohi

rks 28 February 2008
10:09:08 am

Best NG Hindi Movie Review
JayShah’s thoughts on Apne

Smashing Debut Male
Ach

Smashing Debut Female
Julie

NG Jodi No.1
4. Jayshah+Ilg

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair
Nitesh Vs Shetty

I would like to see more of:
Sujith

Most Well Behaved NG member
Arun

rks 28 February 2008
10:18:20 am

I would like to nominate one more review by Sunny
Saawariya Review by Sunny

Ravi 28 February 2008
10:19:22 am

Best NG Hindi Movie Review
All of them equally as I cannot write so eloquently like them so appreciate the fact.

Smashing Debut Male
Ach bhai

Smashing Debut Female
Julie

NG Jodi No.1
Ach bhai + Shetty bro

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair
Satyam Vs Tango (As I never get tired of them fighting , don’t like it when Satyam and Ach bhai start fighting and I am in a dilema as to whose side to take.)

I would like to see more of:
All of them.

Most Well Behaved NG member
Arun(No doubt, our own “Gentle Giant”).

I am hurt that I was not nominated in this category.

som 28 February 2008
10:19:52 am

Shetty bhai: what about making a new nomination about the most aggresive member?

rks 28 February 2008
10:23:16 am

“most aggresive member?”
Som: That would be personal on wrong side.

Ravi: We want to nominate more than one but rules say one.

som 28 February 2008
10:25:53 am

““most aggresive member?”
Som: That would be personal on wrong side.”

rks: i dont think that will do anything bad.it will be for fun.i am talking about the members who tend to loose their cool very quickly, get provocated very easily.

Arun 28 February 2008
10:30:22 am

Best NG Hindi Movie Review
Goodfella : The Blue Umbrella

Smashing Debut Male
Ach

Smashing Debut Female
Julie

NG Jodi No.1
Jayshah+Ilg

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair
Nitesh Vs Shetty

I would like to see more of:
Sujith

Most Well Behaved NG member
Aarohi

Arun 28 February 2008
10:33:47 am

rks: Can you pin this post?

rockstar 28 February 2008
10:38:11 am

best review:

abzee(no smoking)

smashing debut:nykavi

like to see more of:sameer

smashing debut female:

kavithaa

best tu tu main main pait: tango and satyam, (nitesh and shetty close 2nd )

most welll behaved member:rks

rks 28 February 2008
10:41:36 am

Arun: Sticky?

ps: I made it sticky but it is not working . Probably due to new theme based wordpress. I have madeit exclusive. So members can click on ‘exclusive’ for prompt access.

rockstar 28 February 2008
10:50:13 am

most witty and entertaining member:shetty

ILG 28 February 2008
10:53:25 am

Good going guys.
Since its not my style to nominate but just to give out awards ( being the judge and the jury), here are a few of my awards.

1 NG man of the year: Jointly, Qalandar and Rohit
2 NG woman of the year: Sandy
3.Need to Get laid award of the year: Jointly: Jay, Som, Rohit
4.NG BO Expert of the year: Jay
5.Most engaging person on NG: Satyam
6.Moderator of the year: RKS (!)
7.Funniest NGer: Shetty
8.Most well behaved NGer: One of those boring guys

Ravi 28 February 2008
10:57:04 am

Jay, Som, Rohit to get laid together, that would be one entertaining threesome to watch.

ILG 28 February 2008
10:58:13 am

Ravi,
You are a certified perv.

jayshah 28 February 2008
11:06:29 am

LOL what a post. rks thanks for Apne mention but seriously the others are way better.

Best NG Hindi Movie Review
Hard to pick. Too many.

Smashing Debut Male
NYKavi

Smashing Debut Female
Nithya

NG Jodi No.1
Ach + Shetty

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair
Satyam vs Ach

I would like to see more of:
Like CDI I will nominate all of them as winners !

Most Well Behaved NG member
rks

ILG – I’ll get you back later

amitk79 28 February 2008
11:15:09 am

Intresting post!!
I think there should be an award for post of the year!!
May be NG should give out its own awards for movies n all. I mean just by using posts.

Street Pharmacist 28 February 2008
11:23:32 am

surprised not to see Satyam/Jay amongst teh Jodi no.1 nominees..

ILG 28 February 2008
11:56:32 am

I agree Jodi no.1 should be Jay-Satyam. They bond at a much deeper level.
Tu Tu Main Main has to be shared by Satyam-Tango, Satyam-Nitesh and Shetty- Nitesh.
Love to see more of- well, thats not meant for NG or this post.

Qalandar 28 February 2008
01:52:43 pm

Thanks for the nomination shettybhai, and for the unilateral award ILG. I’m a bit surprised at shetty’s selection; personally I was more pleased with my review of “Saawariya” than of “Chak de India”. If we’re not talking about films that released in 2007, I feel most pleased about the “Hey Ram” write-up.

I can’t really vote in most of these categories, but would definitely like to see more of goodfella, abzee, sujith, chipguy, zero, FloydRulez, Arun and aarohi.

jingchak 28 February 2008
02:04:11 pm

I thought the best reviews I read were Satyam for tzp. For the rest, everyone is a champ. The eclectic nature of the crowd in ng is what really matters.

rks 28 February 2008
02:09:24 pm

Q, jingchak: Show your bias by choosing

kmkm13 28 February 2008
02:24:18 pm

This is the first award in the whole where you get nothing if you win .Even at the Razzie’s you win something.Unless Achhhoum is going to pay for anothe Ja screening with him for company

akshay shah 28 February 2008
02:25:59 pm

LOL..brilliant post…

My SAWARIYA review is popular?? I didn’t know that! Glad Utkals review of GURU and Goodfella’s review of BLUE UMBRELLA get a honourable mention…magnificent reviews they are!

Love the best Jodi nom….Tango bhai aur meri jodi bahut bahut saal purani hai….

akshay shah 28 February 2008
02:37:48 pm

MY OFFICIAL LIST:

BEST NG MOVIE REVIEW:

Ach : Jodhaa Akbar

SMASHING MALE DEBUT: NITESH

SMASHING FEMALE DEBUT: NITHYA

NG JODI NO.1: JAYSHAH/ILG

BEST TU TU MAIN MAIN: SATYAM AND TANGO:)

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF: Abzee, Sameer, Aditya, Goodfella

MOST WELL BEHAVED NG MEMBER: SID–perfect gentleman..can’t believe he’s a Sydney-ite;)

A.Shah

jayshah 28 February 2008
02:41:30 pm

Where is the below the belt humour award for ILG?
And the award for saying ‘you made me spill coffee on my laptop’ or ‘And coffee all over the key board’ or ‘You made me splutter and spill coffee on my keyboard’ the most times for ILG? He drinks too much coffee and he needs some money for a new keyboard!
And where is the award for most dastardly avatar award for ILG? Abhishek looks way too intense!
And where is the award for missing most appointments/patients due to cleaning up his laptop due to coffee spillage for ILG?

Poor ILG…give him some award!

akshay shah 28 February 2008
02:47:44 pm

SPECIAL JURY AWARD: MOST ENTERTAINING NG-ITE=SHETTYBHAI!

ILG 28 February 2008
02:49:07 pm

Jay,
Thanks.Thats a lotta, lotta awards.

jayshah 28 February 2008
02:51:53 pm

ILG – you deserve it. You put in lotta hard work

ILG 28 February 2008
03:01:46 pm

Agree with Qalandar here. CDI review is not his best. He has had quite a few better ones.Tho all his reviews are superb.
Tho am waiting for his Dhoom 2 ‘review’.

mgs 28 February 2008
03:04:36 pm

dont know about the ohter categories but

like to see more of…abzee, goodfella, and rohit…and more original posts about the quality of movies and stuff other than “camp wars” and “bo madness”.

we need ot start the annual ng awards for films again.

mgs 28 February 2008
03:05:15 pm

we should also add best avatar.

Qalandar 28 February 2008
03:11:05 pm

Best avatar: (1) Rockstar’s old one (eyelid, blade, and all that); (2) Satyam’s first Anniyan avatar…

mgs 28 February 2008
04:16:21 pm

apeaking of anniyan…i think some hindi soap has copied the movie…w/ the lead character fighting crime and having multiple personalities.

eyelid blade – too much for my eyes..

akshay shah 28 February 2008
04:28:53 pm

Mgs: Really? Damn..lol…I wouldn’t mind seeing a remake in Hindi(I know the movie got dubbed but flopped)..but a Hindi remake with say Akki or Abhishek would be cool!

mgs 28 February 2008
04:53:23 pm

i dont think remake would b as good as the original…either they would try to take out some of the ott stuff or add some other silly stuff…plus i’m not sure if some other actor play the role as well.

in the soap they have some actress playing it.

Ach 28 February 2008
06:39:08 pm

Great Post!

Here are a few Special Awards:

LifeTime Achievement Award – ILG (considering th age of this sage)

Most Prolific Reviewer – Akshay Shah

All Time Entertainer – SHETTY

NG Number Cruncher – Jay

NG Heat Generator – Street Pharmacist

Jesse 28 February 2008
06:40:22 pm

“like to see more of…abzee, goodfella, and rohit…and more original posts about the quality of movies and stuff other than “camp wars” and “bo madness”.

we need ot start the annual ng awards for films again.”

I’ll second both of these points that mgs made. Would be cool if we can do a NG film awards.

As for awards for members, why don’t we just make up a bunch of awards so that everyone wins one ala Filmfare to keep the egos in check?

akshay shah 28 February 2008
06:53:31 pm

“Most Prolific Reviewer – Akshay Shah”-Thanks Ach:)!

akshay shah 28 February 2008
06:53:57 pm

BTW I will be seeing JODHAA-AKBAR this weekend:)

Arun 28 February 2008
07:08:30 pm

“I have madeit exclusive. So members can click on ‘exclusive’ for prompt access.”

Cool..Thanks!

btw, What happened to abzee’s (Not) the NG awards?

Arun 28 February 2008
07:12:10 pm

“Funniest NGer: Shetty”

This is unanimous. No need for nominations here…just handover the award to Shetty Bhai

akshay shah 28 February 2008
07:25:30 pm

“This is unanimous. No need for nominations here…just handover the award to Shetty Bhai ”

Now you sound like the Filmfare jury on Shahrukh Khan:)

A.Shah

Aarohi 28 February 2008
07:50:32 pm

Best NG Hindi Movie Review

- Goodfella : The Blue Umbrella

Smashing Debut Male

- Som

Smashing Debut Female

- Nithya

NG Jodi No.1

- Ach+Shetty

NG Best Tu tu Main Main pair

- Satyam Vs Tango

I would like to see more of:

- Abzee

Most Well Behaved NG member

- RKS

akshay shah 28 February 2008
08:08:15 pm

“Most Well Behaved NG member

- RKS
“–Arrey moderator hai..he doens’t have much choice:) but even otherwise..RKS is a gentleman:)

sheeru 28 February 2008
08:16:34 pm

everyone on this forum is rocking man…Love Joginder’s music reviews, love Shah’s movie reviews, great members, great forum…Rohit is the man.

Sid 28 February 2008
08:26:34 pm

“MOST WELL BEHAVED NG MEMBER: SID–perfect gentleman..can’t believe he’s a Sydney-ite;)” Arey ! thanks bhai

Sid 28 February 2008
08:27:36 pm

“everyone on this forum is rocking man…Love Joginder’s music reviews, love Shah’s movie reviews, great members, great forum…Rohit is the man.” well said Sheeru

sandy 28 February 2008
09:26:43 pm

Som just wrote to me saying he can’t log in with his password and both Rohit and rks don’t seem to be around. So what’s he to do? can anyone help him here?

som 28 February 2008
09:41:26 pm

I just fixed it up.thanks Sandy and Shetty bhai!

sandy 28 February 2008
09:43:20 pm

Okay, these are my awards

Most engaging member: Satyam
Most well-behaved members: rks, sid
Best review: Qalandar (Saawariya)….there could be some others as well.
Most missed member: Abzee, Sameer.
Wittiest guys around: ILG, Shetty
Best Tu Tu Main Main: I’d say me and satyam, because I can really argue with him without fearing it will turn ugly…otherwise hmmmm…I think Satyam-Tango…actually Satyam with anyone
Best Jodi: hard to pick, no one really. I find it hard to link two guys together.
Best BO analyst: Jayshah
Best entertainers: Street, Satyam

sandy 28 February 2008
09:50:41 pm

Oops. forgot to mention abzee’s No smoking review, which was certainly the best one out there.

PS: Still don’t understand how Best jodi can be two guys? LOL

sandy 28 February 2008
09:54:13 pm

Smashing debuts

male: Beld, Ach

female: Julie, tania

Naughty Somu 28 February 2008
09:58:12 pm

“Still don’t understand how Best jodi can be two guys?”

Best jodi can be two guys as log as they are complimenting each other mentally and intellectually!!!

sandy 28 February 2008
10:00:52 pm

Som , please get rid of that handle, ‘Naughty Som’ sounds like a porn site.

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:05:05 pm

“‘Naughty Som’ sounds like a porn site.”

Lol

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:07:05 pm

“Still don’t understand how Best jodi can be two guys?”

Ala Salmant- Govinda, Akshay-Saif…

You must have heard about Jodi No. 1 starring Govinda & Sanjay dutt

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:10:26 pm

“I would like to nominate one more review by Sunny
Saawariya Review by Sunny”

Q :”personally I was more pleased with my review of “Saawariya” ”

Both the reviews were considered, along with Street’s Bhool Bhulaiyya review, Nithi’s OSO Review, Jay’s Apne Review, ILG’s SOAL review…Jury members wanted to keep nominations below 10

akshay shah 28 February 2008
10:12:52 pm

BEST INTERVIEWER: Sandy

Another category to be added…..I pretty much stopped reading most interviews on the net except for Sandy’s on NG! Atleast they ask some decent questions and get proper answers!

sandy 28 February 2008
10:16:54 pm

Shetty: In that case, Jodi No 1 must be tied between Shetty-Ach and Sameer-Sandy, no idea where my jodidaar is though!

PS: Who were the jury members anyway.
And THANKS so much Akshay, but it’s unfair to give me that award since there weren’t other NG interviewers.

kmkm13 28 February 2008
10:18:15 pm

i WOULD SAY THE MOST FRANK PERSON AND SINCERE PERSON :SANDY

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:21:08 pm

“WOULD SAY THE MOST FRANK PERSON AND SINCERE PERSON :SANDY”

First part agree. No idea on second part

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:22:34 pm

“PS: Who were the jury members anyway.”

There were 3
1.Shetty at work 2.Shetty at home 3.Shetty while drunk

Naughty Somu 28 February 2008
10:22:35 pm

“please get rid of that handle, ‘Naughty Som’ sounds like a porn site.”

lol!!!

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:25:38 pm

Hello Akshay Shah what you are doing here? Your fav Khan is behind bars

Naughty Somu 28 February 2008
10:27:56 pm

“There were 3
1.Shetty at work 2.Shetty at home 3.Shetty while drunk”

what were the nominations put up by the third one??

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:34:03 pm

Except for the review part, all others were decided by third one

Ach 28 February 2008
10:40:02 pm

Naughty Somu … HAHAHAHAHA … sounds like a pornsite heroine to me!

Ach 28 February 2008
10:41:30 pm

Bhaijaan Ki Jay Ho!

Ach 28 February 2008
10:42:35 pm

When will the threesome jury declare the winners?

Wicked Somu 28 February 2008
10:43:59 pm

“Naughty Somu … HAHAHAHAHA … sounds like a pornsite heroine to me!”

I never thought it would sound something like “Naughty America” to you guys!!!

Ach 28 February 2008
10:45:09 pm

I just LOVE bhaijaan’s avataar! Awesome one!

sandy 28 February 2008
10:49:15 pm

Wicked Somu is again a complete mis-representation of what you are. Have a small suggession -I think ‘Simply Somu’ would suit you best.
And what’s with these terms like ‘naughty’ and ‘wicked’? Iraada kya hai aapka?

rks 28 February 2008
10:51:40 pm

Som: I hope everything is fine with your ID or drop in a mail.

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:52:18 pm

“When will the threesome jury declare the winners?”

Saturday evening Bhaijaan.

Wicked Somu 28 February 2008
10:53:42 pm

“I hope everything is fine with your ID or drop in a mail.”

everything is fine. had a problem with the password, but fixed it up with the help of Shetty bhai.

SHETTY 28 February 2008
10:53:42 pm

“I just LOVE bhaijaan’s avataar! Awesome one!”

That one is designer Avatar very expensive

Wicked Somu 28 February 2008
10:54:29 pm

“And what’s with these terms like ‘naughty’ and ‘wicked’? Iraada kya hai aapka?”

LMAO!!!!

Wicked Somu 28 February 2008
10:55:37 pm

“That one is designer Avatar very expensive”

can i afford it???

Achilles 28 February 2008
11:01:46 pm

“That one is designer Avatar”

ROFL … isnt it the Golden avataar that wud the the last creation of its maker before he drowns?

SHETTY 28 February 2008
11:14:17 pm

“isnt it the Golden avataar that wud the the last creation of its maker before he drowns ”

Achilles 28 February 2008
11:21:12 pm

jayshah 29 February 2008
01:25:58 am

Agree with best interviewer. I think som is on viagra today.

SHETTY 29 February 2008
01:38:03 am

“I think som is on viagra today.”

His hands must be aching by now Iodex lagaale

Aarohi 29 February 2008
01:56:50 am

Best Supporting Actor Male:

This category is overfull.

Irfan Khan – Metro
Piyush Mishra – JBJ
Kay Kay – Black Friday
Aditya Srivastava – Black Friday
Pawan Malhotra – Black Friday
Zakir Hussain – Johnny Gaddar
Vinay Pathak – Johnny Gaddar
*Talking of Johnny Gaddar, Ashwini Kalsekar’s performance was prety good too.

Mithun Chakraborty – Guru

I am sure I have missed a few good ones.

Aarohi 29 February 2008
01:58:45 am

Oops , wrong thread. The last comment was for Sandy’s post.

Street Pharmacist 29 February 2008
02:01:09 am

Talking of Johny Gaddar… teh only thing I liked about teh filmw as Zakir’s Hussain’s performance. Rest was all crap. A Wannabe movie.. that never really set to achieve what it iintended to.