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29sld1 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Gul Panag

It’s been five years since Gul Panag made her debut with the warmly-appreciated Dhoop. Despite the film sinking at the box office, Panag showed merit right from the start.

That she has progressively turned into a strong actress is a fact hard to doubt. The actress did very strongly in Nagesh Kukunoor’s Dor as well as Navdeep Singh’s Manorama Six Feet Under.

Where is she now? Shooting Apoorva Agnihotri’s Hello, based on Chetan Bhagat’s One Night @ The Call Centre.

29sld2 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Yana Gupta

Like Gul, the last time we saw the always-stunning Yana was also in Manorama Six Feet Under.

Unlike Gul, however, Yana only had a blink-and-a-miss appearance in the film, making us much hungrier for more. We haven’t seen the actress in ads recently, and we’d love to know what she’s upto.

For now, she’s even making routine safety announcements fun on board Kingfisher Airlines.

29sld3 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Mumait Khan

Dekh le. Nope, that isn’t unnecessary instruction but the name of the startlingly hot Khan’s introduction to Bollywood with Munnabhai MBBS. She went on to burn up our eyeballs in songs in Hulchul and Aitraaz, but we seem to have lost this lady to Telugu cinema — currently going ga-ga over her.

29sld4 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Shamita Shetty

The perfect-10 Shilpa might be the one grabbing the headlines, but the younger one has been getting progressively hotter, giving us something to drool at even in the disastrous Cash.

There’s a self-assured sexiness about Shamita that we can’t get enough of, and it’s sad how Bollywood seems to be giving her the short end of the stick. Shamita’s next release is the Tamil Leelai.

29sld5 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Nigar Khan

Say what you may about this one, but between getting deported back to Europe and working in an Italian film (Vita Smeralda in 1996), but Nigar’s given us a lot to talk about — not to mention look at.

From the most brazen wardrobe malfunction ever to topless beachside photos a la Hollywood starlets, Nigar’s been prolific in her exposure.

Where is she now? Drop us a line if you have a clue.

29sld6 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Riya Sen

She’s never been much of an actress, but Riya’s legs — and willingness to show them off — have their merits. She’s a sexy young thing (as a certain MMS reminds us, always) and, in a way, the stuff of male fantasies — just the right size to be stowed into a cupboard at a minute’s notice. She’s been around in Hindi films, but the last we saw of her was as one of the hot walk-on parts (okay, among the hottest) in the Heyy Babyy title song.

Currently, her IMDb profile suggests she could go places, as it lists her in Krrish 2, as the villain’s girlfriend. The villain is rumoured, by the way, to be none other than Shah Rukh Khan.

29sld7 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Koena Mitra

She was just getting noticed. The spicy bombshell startled in Road and Musafir, got a solo heroine gig in Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena, won over new fans with Apna Sapna Money Money and yeah, turned up the heat for that Heyy Babyy song.

However, right now she doesn’t seem to be snapping up anything interesting. Or, well, anything at all.

29sld8 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Celina Jaitley

Did you know Celina was born in Afghanistan, in 1981? Or that her mother is a child psychologist? Or that her nickname is Chinto?

Nope, ’cause pretty much all that matter is that smoking hot body, and her penchant for hotpants. Yum. Thankfully, we’ll get more Celina on screen soon enough, with Money Hai To Honey Hai and Golmaal Returns hitting theatres this year.

29sld9 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Dipannita Sharma

Now this one’s really vanished.

Dipannita made her big-screen debut with Milind Soman in the smartly made 16 December with a role that got her a Most Promising Newcomer nomination at the Screen Awards in 2003.

Since then, she’s appeared in films like My Brother Nikhil and Asambhav, but after appearing in 2005’s Koi Aap Sa, the pretty actress seems to have completely missing. Sigh.

29sld10 We miss these sexy actresses on the screen

Deepal Shaw

Ah, Baby Doll.

Deepal Shaw might be making movies with Sushmita Sen and Naomi Campbell (the film is titled Karma Confessions & Holi), but her identity is inextricably linked to a certain Kabhi aar kabhi paar remix featuring her in a schoolgirl outfit — and what an iconic schoolgirl she turned out to be. She’s likely to always be known by her debut album.

She did well in Kalyug, and now there are unconfirmed reports that she’ll be working on Tumse opposite Irrfan Khan. All we can say is that it’ll be great to see the hot Shaw back in action.

There Are 19 Responses So Far. »

  1. Rocky 30 January 2008
    09:56:28 am

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    Nitesh, why are you bent upon turning My Pakeeza Thoughts into
    Naapaak thoughts !!!LOL
    Saw this yesterday and was thinking where was Gul hiding her assets in Dor and Dhoop!!LOL

  2. Nitesh 30 January 2008
    10:00:32 am

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    ya…will love to see more of Gul….onscreen (clarifying before you think more) ;)

  3. rockstar 30 January 2008
    10:00:36 am

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    another very thought provoking and enlightning post

  4. Ravi 30 January 2008
    10:00:48 am

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    Nice photos, hope no one has objections to these.

  5. Rocky 30 January 2008
    10:02:04 am

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    LOL Nitesh !!

  6. Rocky 30 January 2008
    10:03:18 am

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    another very thought provoking and enlightning post

    Thought ke alawa kuch aur bhee provoke ho raha hai !!!

  7. Nitesh 30 January 2008
    10:05:20 am

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    ” hope no one has objections to these”

    I hope i have not put the photos of any Tamil actress…otherwise they will be in trouble from Tamil Rakshan Khazagam…poor souls!

  8. rockstar 30 January 2008
    10:05:23 am

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    “Thought ke alawa kuch aur bhee provoke ho raha hai !!!” lol rocky bhai

  9. Pranav 30 January 2008
    11:35:24 am

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    both Gul and Mumait have big guns. geez…

  10. rks 30 January 2008
    11:37:16 am

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    Here is a relevant post

  11. Rocky 30 January 2008
    12:38:57 pm

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    Pranav- aap to aise na they !!LOL

    RKS- and your point is?????? LOL

  12. Pranav 30 January 2008
    03:02:34 pm

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    just stating the facts Rocky.

  13. Rocky 30 January 2008
    03:10:12 pm

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    Pranav,I hear You !!

  14. Pranav 30 January 2008
    03:10:59 pm

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    Rocky: are you based in Chitown?

  15. Rocky 30 January 2008
    03:14:25 pm

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    Pranav, I am based near Schaumburg, which is a burb of Chicago !

  16. Pranav 30 January 2008
    03:18:25 pm

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    Oh yes. I know Schaumburg. You guys must be freezing today after the sub zero temperatures, wind chill and the snow. I cant complain, 58 F here in SoCal.

  17. Rocky 30 January 2008
    03:23:43 pm

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    Ya, Tell me about it, Yesterday itself it went down 50 degrees from Morning to evening. 50d in one day !! It was crazy !!

  18. Aditya 30 January 2008
    07:55:46 pm

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    gul panag is the only REAL actress here. she’s terribly underrated and underused. she gave a great performance in ‘dhoop’. it hard 2 believe that was her first film. she was also brilliant in ‘dor’ and received critical acclaim 4 ‘manorama: six feet under”. she should be in more films.

    i miss antara mali & mahima chaudhary. two underrated actresses that vanished from the bollywood scene!

  19. akshay shah 30 January 2008
    08:11:19 pm

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    Gul Panang rocks Aditya..totally agree!!!! Shes one amazing actress..i loved her in DOR:)…

    Antra i never liked much..But Mahima is sadly lost in the world of B grade cinema:(!

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